Chris Ice: You got that one right. Two words for ya...Battle Extreme.
Frost: That's what I've been waiting for.
Ice: And I've been waiting to see who will move on in the tag tourney. And what about our main event. Cliff Blood vs. Steve "The All American". Two Franchisers themselves.
Frost: Definitley. Let's head down to Tiff Taylor, and start the show.
Guerilla Radio by Rage Against the Machine hits as the Hunters enter the arena. There is barely a reaction from the crowd, as they don�t seem to know who the Hunters are...yet.
Frost: Interesting, I don�t think I�ve ever heard the crowd so quiet.
Ice: Well, they don't know what's in store for them. The Hunters are a team previously from the CWF, and man are they bad ass.
Frost: Just to explain...to everyone who saw the Bloodstar Mafia upset last week by a miraculous victory by Holier Than Thou, they do not have a chance to move on in the tag tounrey tonight. In fact, they can only prevent The Hunters from moving on.
Ice: And if I know the Mafia, they don't like to lose, and rarely do. However I am concerned as they have been very quiet this week.
Frost: Fear not, as they are championship material. If their game is not here tonight, they will defintley bring it to the Jerk Off's. The two Hunters climb into the ring and stand posing to a still near silent crowd, then stand off to the side waiting their opponents.
Tiff Taylor: Now making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 452 lbs., Chaos and Wuken�THE BLOODSTAR MAFIA!
The Bloodstar Mafia�s music hits and the two walk to the ring slowly and . The fans are finally making noise, booing the two men.
Ice: Well the fans have certainly heard of these two men! I can�t believe they�re not showing more respect than this!
Frost: Respect? For these two? These are two vicious individuals�both of whom need psychiatric help!
Ice: Well, these two vicious men have quite the opportunity here to welcome some newcomers to the FWA�as only they can! Woah, Wuken hits a viscious clothesline on Slash Hunter, and he hits the mat. Wuken backs off.
Frost: Slash looks out to the crowd and smirks as he sits up slowly. He gets to his feet and looks to lock-up with Wuken here, Wuken obliges, and no! Slash with a kick to the stomach. Slash to the ropes here, charges at the doubled-over Wuken, neckbreaker! Wuken down here, and Slash drops an elbow on him, and another! He picks Wuken back up by the head and pushes him into the Hunter's corner.
Ice: Tag to Shadow, and Shadow starts chopping at the chest of Wuken. Two of those, oh, man, Wuken crumples to the mat! Shadow puts his foot across the throat of Wuken, the ref's counting here, 1, 2, 3, 4, Shadow lets up here. He picks Wuken back up, Irish whip, no, reversed, Shadows in the wrong corner! Wuken follows in with a splash on the Hunter brother!
Ice: He backs up, going for another one here! NO! Shadow catches him, turns it into a bearhug! Wuken struggling to reach for Chaos, but Shadow has dragged him far enough away from the corner now that Wuken can't reach! Shadow now... oh, man, he absolutely plants Wuken into the mat with that modified power slam! Shadow turns around to taunt Chaos, Chaos trying to get in the ring! The ref cuts him off, though, oh, no, here's Slash in the ring putting the boots to Wuken! Shadow going at it, too! Wukens stuck though, and Chaos really has to pipe down and get back in his corner.
Ice: Chaos, though, pointing and yelling at the ref! Meanwhile, The Hunters have picked Wuken up, they whip him into the ropes, and that double clothesline by the Hunters damn near took Wuken's head off! Slash sneaks back into his corner, the ref turns around to see only Shadow picking up Wuken. Shadow with a European uppercut that sends Wuken staggering back into the ropes. Slash laughs and moves towards Wuken, but no! Wuken slides underneath him, Shadow turns around, and Wuken with a dropkick right to the jaw of Shadow that sends him over the ropes!
Frost: Shadow laid out on the outside here, but Slash immediately over to get his man back up. Wuken tags in Chaos, both men nod to each other in the middle of the ring, they shoot themselves into the ropes, running back now, OH MAN!!! They Sling over the ropes with high cross bodies!!!
Ice: Incredibly done there! Shadow rolls back into the ring as Chaos goes to the top turnbuckle and both Slash and Wuken return to their corners. Shadow stands up, to face Chaos, and Chaos comes off the top turnbuckle!!! Shadow catches him and plants him with a short powerbomb!
Frost: And Shadow tags in Slash here, Slash with a leg drop onto Chaos as Wuken is slamming his turnbuckle, trying to get his teammate up here. Slash picks up Chaos and goes for an abdominal stretch! Chaos tries to roll through on it, but nothing doing, Slash has the advantage here! Chaos is in pain as the ref asks him if he wants to give it up, and he says hell no! Chaos with elbows into the side of Slash, Slash lets go of the hold, Chaos turns around, and what is he doing?...
...Chaos, with his back to Slash, quickly puts himself front first into the mat, wraps his legs around Slash, uses Slash's weight as leverage, gets himself up around the head of the Hunter borther, and puts him down with a bulldog!!!! Oh my!!! Shadow decides he's had enough, he comes into the ring, Wuken over to cut him off! It's broken down here already!
Ice: And Wuken and Shadow exchanging blows in the "Hunter's" corner as Chaos goes to remove the turnbuckle of the opposite corner. Wuken sees this so grabs at the ref while fighting with Shadow Hunter.
Frost: OH NO!!!!! The turnbuckle is off. This is illegal, I protest!
Ice: Oh shut up, you dork.
Frost: Chaos is signaling to Wuken to send Shadow over into the illegal buckle, and he does. Chaos footsweeps Shadow, and he trips falling head first into the metal buckle. Wuken doesn't know exactly whats happening, but he exits the ring to return to his corner.
Ice: Chaos is such a bad ass. Look he's just laughing at Shadow's demise.
Frost: But he doesn't realize that Slash has recovered. Slash grabs Chaos and turns him around to face him. He hits Chaos with the "Bloody Mess".
Ice: Nice version of a scoop slam into inverted DDT.
Frost: He goes for the pin, Wuken enters...He's too late.
Ding...DIng...Ding...
Tiff Taylor: And the winners, Slash, Shadow...THE HUNTERS.
Frost: Nice Debut for the Hunter Brothers.
Ice: Shut up. The Mafia just didn't bring their "A" game. Normally this wouldn't have happened.
Frost: But it did.
Ice: Shut up.
Drowning Pool�s �Bodies� blares over the pa system and Captain and Starr walk down the entrance ramp.
Tiff Taylor: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 639 pounds�Captain Devon Storm and Ravyn Starr�Holierrrr than Thouuuu!!
Nick Frost: These guys look extremely focused on making it to the next stage of this tourney.
Giantkiller and Drag-On walk down the ramp while �Twist� by Korn plays
Tiff Taylor: And their opponents weighing in at a combined 561 pounds�Giantkiller and Drag-On�the Hell Razorrrrrrs!!
Frost: Both teams in the ring and it looks like Drag-On will be starting out for the Hell Razors.
Ice: Ravyn and Captain doing the old paper-rocks-scissors deal to decide.
Frost: Captain seems to have won as Ravyn steps out onto the apron. Ref calling for the bell and we are underway. Captain extends a hand to Drag-On. Drag doesn�t know what to do who looks to the crowd for advice.
Ice: He waited too long to decide, �cause Drag just got decked in the face. How did he not see that one coming?
Frost: Drag gets to his feet quickly only to get punched again. Drag up again and Captain knocks him down. Drag up once more and Captain clotheslines him with authority!
Ice: Drag ain�t getting up from that one.
Frost: Captain on top of Drag-On laying those right hands into him. The ref barks for him to let off and he does with little argument. Captain pulls Drag-On to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Drag-On off the ropes and dropkicks Storm right in the kisser.
Ice: Could hear that from over here. Both men are trying to shake the cobwebs loose, trying to regain their composure. Drag-On now walking over to a sitting Storm�he leaps over Storm and hits a flipping neckbreaker! That had to hurt! Drag-On with the cover�one�and Captain kicks out easily.
Ice: Drag pulling out everything he�s got in his repertoire tonight.
Frost: Repertoire? Impressive, Ice�quite impressive.
Ice: Yea well�it was the word of the day on my day-to-day calendar.
Frost: Ah that explains it. Both these teams are competing for a shot at the Jerkoff�s Tag Team gold. Both men in the ring are up now. Drag-On with a chop block to Captain who drops quickly to the ground. Drag hits a sweet looking flipping leg drop on Captain and he hooks a leg for a pin attempt�one�two�kickout. Captain needs a tag badly as he�s beginning to show signs of fatigue. Drag whips Captain into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a back elbow. Captain dazed, stumbling out of the corner. Drag On with another whip to the other turnbuckle. He runs up to him and lifts the enormous Captain onto the top turnbuckle. He climbs in front of him. Drag on leaps for a top rope frankensteiner!
Ice: Uh oh, he�s taking a lot of time in executing it. Captain�s got a hold of him�Drag trying to wiggle free�super powerbomb! Drag On just got broken in half!
Frost: Looked like Drag-On landed right on his neck there. And Captain just brought his team back into this match with one move. Captain doesn�t even bother with a cover and goes straight to Starr and makes the first tag of the match. Drag-On is still motionless on the canvas. Starr pulls him up by the hair and gives a knee to the gut. Drag leaning over with the wind knocked out of him. Ravyn off the ropes and delivers a knee right to the face of Drag-On. Drag-On right back to the mat. Ravyn pulls Drag to the ropes and has him hanging with in between the bottom and middle ropes. Ravyn talks some trash to Giantkiller and Giantkiller steps through the ropes and the ref is holding him back.
Ice: Look at HTT taking advantage with the ref distracted�both of them are stepping on the neck of Drag-On�choking the life out of him. Smart wrestling.
Frost: Smart maybe�ethical I think not. Giantkiller goes back to the apron as does Captain. Ravyn and Storm are just manhandling a much smaller Drag-On. Ravyn lifts up Drag and slaps on a bearhug. Drag trying to reverse it with some punches but Ravyn still isn�t letting go.
Ice: It�s not even phasing him, Nick.
Frost: I think it�s starting to now as Drag continues with those left hands. Ravyn slowly stumbling back and forth but still holding on tightly. He�s really swaying back and forth going to each side of the ring. Now Giantkiller is in the ring. He�s going to get the Razors disqualified if this keeps up.
Ice: Blind tag, Frost. I saw it�the ref saw it. Why the hell didn�t you?
Frost: I guess I�m just not as good of an announcer as you, Ice.
Ice: You goddamn right you aren�t.
Frost: Giantkiller decks Starr who finally drops Drag-On to the ground. Giantkiller with a scoop slam. Starr gets back up and Giantkiller launches him across the ring with a fall away slam. The cover�one�two�kickout. Boy I bet Drag-On is happy to be out of the ring.
Ice: Who ever said size doesn�t matter?
Frost: Giantkiller pulling Starr to his feet and�
Ice: Hey! I asked you a question!
Frost: Huh?
Ice: Who ever said �size doesn�t matter�?
Frost: How the hell should I know?
Ice: And you call yourself an announcer�
Frost: Indeed I do. Giantkiller whips Starr into the ropes and gives him a samoan drop. Another cover�one�twooooo�no! Ravyn kicked out. He pulls Starr up again and gives him another irish whip�he leans down for a backdrop but Ravyn kicked him in the chest. Ravyn runs up and delivers a leaping forearm smash. Giantkiller down and Starr is crawling over to Captain and heeeee makes the tag! Captain into the ring now. Giantkiller slowly getting to his feet and Storm punches him in the back of the head, preventing him from making a tag. He hooks GK into a full nelson and bam! Release Dragon Suplex! Captain going for the win�one�two�ooh 2 and three-fourths.
Ice: Giantkiller has yet to live up to his name tonight.
Frost: Captain with a scoop slam and drops an elbow on GK. Giantkiller pulls himself up by the ropes as Captain sits back and takes a breather himself. Giantkiller up now and Captain goes back over to him�going for a ddt�no! Giantkiller reverses with a release Northern Lights suplex! Big big move for the Hell Razors! GK crawls over to Drag-On and makes the tag! Drag-On climbing to the top turnbuckle�
Ice: Uh oh�this could spell trouble for HTT.
Frost: Drag-On signaling for it�.heeeeee nailed it! BLIND LIGHT! HE GOT IT! Cover�one�two�threeee! Hell Razors win! They will go on to face the Hunters. Then the winner of that match will face the Jerk Off's for the title.
Drag-On and Giantkiller celebreate in the ring as �Twist� by Korn plays.
Tiff Taylor: Here are your winners�the Hellll Rrrrrazors!!
Frost: Interesting matchup�few tags�lots of big moves�just an all out barn burner�
United States Champion Tommy Levi vs. Intercontinental Champion Tyrel Jones vs. ReKo vs. Jackman vs. Hardcore Champion Tyler Durten vs. Tag Champions Taylor Dawkins and Kid Punk vs. "The Wolverine" Billy Dreamer vs. Scotty Williams vs. The Devastator vs. Shaq Daddy vs. Slash and Shadow vs. Death Himself vs. Jerad Blazer and "Sexy" Steve Somers vs. "The Zombie" Ashton Steele and Special guest wrestler President Anarchy.
Tommy Levi, Tyrel Jones, ReKo, Jackman, Tyler Durten, Taylor Dawkins, Kid Punk, "The Wolverine" Billy Dreamer, Scotty Williams, The Devastator, Shaq Daddy, Slash, Shadow, Death Himself, Jared Blazer, "Sexy" Steve Somers, "The Zombie" Ashton Steele, and President Anarchy ALL come out to their respective music and they all start going in the ring into one big giant clusterfuck.
Frost: The entrances are done�our competitors are in the ring and we are on our way for a historical moment in the FWA. This is one you�ll all not want to miss.
Ice: Ugh, I�m going to get some popcorn.
Frost: Popcorn?! You don�t want to commentate one of the most monumental moments in FWA history?!
Ice: Psh�you�re building it up too much, Frost. All the people bought the damn pay-per-view by now�you don�t need to hype it up anymore. What if it sucks? You�ll look like an ass, won�t you? Now if you�ll excuse me�I was on my way to getting popcorn.
Ice takes off his headset and steps over the balcony, going into the crowd while he tries to flag down a popcorn vendor.
Frost: I can�t believe him. To the match�Jackman and Scotty Williams are fighting each other and Tyrel Jones just clotheslined them both over the ropes. Williams and Jackman out early in this one. Now Shaq Daddy comes storming in towards Tyrel and he backdrops him over the ropes. Tyrel has already single handedly eliminated 3 people from this match. 15 men are left. Tommy Levi is battling Reko. Levi hit a ddt on Reko. He goes foe a quick pin�one�two�and Reko almost got taken out of this one right away but managed to kick out. There are tons of referees out here keeping track of who�s in and who�s out. The Jerkoffs are double-teaming President Anarchy as he�s in the corner getting stomped on. Tyrel Jones and the Devastator are each working on one of the Hunters. Tyrel tries to backdrop Slash over the ropes, but Slash lands safely on the apron. Slash gives Tyrel a shoulder block through the ropes and flips over with a sunset flip�one�two�no Jones kicked out. Devastator is going to work on Shadow�aaaaaaand Devabomb! Jacknife Powerbomb! Big D hit his finisher. Cover�one�two�three. Shadow has been eliminated. Durten has now turned his attention to Slash, while Tyrel Jones has gone to fight Billy Dreamer. Slash going for his finisher The Bloody Mess�but Durten wiggles out. Durten turns around and he hit the Durtgrinder! Here�s the pin�one�two�three! Both of the Hunters are out! And on the other side of the ring, Jared Blazer just hit a Blaze of Glory on Death Himself! A fantastic top rope neckbreaker! Cover�one�two�three! Death Himself has been eliminated. Tommy Levi is now brawling with Dreamer�Tyrel and Devastator are double-teaming Ashton Steele�Blazer and Steve Somers are double-teaming Reko�Punk and Anarchy are slugging it out�and Durten and Dawk are just standing around while everyone else kills themselves! Whew�hard to keep track of everyone eh, Ice? ICE?! That bastard still isn�t back yet?!
Camera cuts to the crowd. Chris Ice is arguing with a popcorn vendor over god knows what. Next thing you know, Ice punches the vendor in the face and takes his popcorn. He raises his fists in the air as the crowd around him goes berzerk. �Icy� by the St. Lunatics plays over the pa system and Ice casually walks through the crowd and sits back down at the announce table. He puts his headset back on as the music fades.
Ice: Popcorn, Nick?
Frost: No thanks. Hey, I didn�t know you had theme music!
Ice: Yea me neither.
Frost: I wonder if I have entrance music.
Ice: I dunno. Do something cool.
Frost looks around frantically and spots a hot girl with big tits in the front row. He gives her some money and she flashes the crowd. The crowd goes nuts and Frost raises his hands in the air, only to hear �Frosty the Snowman� by whoever the hell wrote that god-awful song. Frost lowers his arms in disappointment and takes his place at the announce table as the song fades.Ice: **laughing hysterically** Oh man�you got it bad!
Frost: Screw you. Let�s refocus here. Levi is punching Dreamer in the corner. He lets up as Dreamer staggers out. Levi with a dropkick that sends Dreamer over the ropes! Dreamer�s eliminated! Now Kid Punk is trying to push our President over the ropes. Dawkins is helping also. They finally give one last lunge and push him over!
Ice: Nope, looks like Anarchy held onto the middle rope. His feet haven�t touched yet.
Frost: The Jerkoffs turn their backs. They think they got him. Anarchy pulls himself up and rolls into the ring. He comes up behind Dawkins and rolls him up for the pin! One�two�NO!
Ice: Punk made the save and Dawkins is still in this one. Meanwhile look at that big tub of crap Devastator. He�s setting Steele up for a superplex.
Frost: But Steele is reversing. He punches the side of Devastator and he goes flying off the turnbuckle. Steele now perched on the top turnbuckle.
Ice: Steele is in a vulnerable position on that turnbuckle. He better get off there quick.
Frost: The Ankh! 450 Leg Drop! He got it! Cover on Devastator! One�two�three! Big D has been eliminated! And now we�re down to 10 men left.
Ice: We�re already down to 10? Where the hell have I been?
Frost: Look in front of you smartass.
Ice: Hehe oh yea�popcorn rules�
Frost: Uh huh�well it looks like Anarchy has finally escaped the Jerkoffs and is going after Levi. Anarchy with Levi in a death valley driver position�
Ice: Ooh! Vicious move�he turned that right into a swinging neckreaker. Nice move by the prez.
Frost: He�s going for the pin�one�two�Levi�s going to be eliminated by the boss�no! Levi kicked out!
Ice: I just want to know who�s going to have the balls to eliminate their own boss.
Frost: Well the Jerkoffs almost succeeded once tonight. Now Sexy Steve Somers has Reko in a powerbomb position. He hooks the arms. Pedigree! One Night Stand he calls it! Here�s the pin�one...two�three! Reko is gone!
Ice: Or was that El Macho? Maybe Reko�s still in this thing.
Frost: I think they�re both out, buddy. Anarchy still fighting Levi. Levi is choking Anarchy in the ropes, but finally lets go. He pulls up Anarchy and gives him a pendulum back breaker. The cover�one�two�Anarchy kicked out. Levi picks Anarchy back up quickly only to get a knee in the midsection. He�s got him in that Falcon Arrow�a similar move to Levi�s Snakeeyes�he creamed Levi into the canvas with the Circle A! One�two�three! Anarchy has eliminated out U.S. Champion!
Ice: Wait! Another ref has reversed the decision! He claimed Levi got a shoulder up! Anarchy is getting pretty hot tempered at the ref�and it looks as if the President has just fired the referee!
Frost: Don�t cross the boss is all I have to say. OH! Anarchy just flew over the ropes and to the outside! Levi blindsided him while he was arguing with the ref! Levi has eliminated Anarchy!
Ice: Someone might be missing a paycheck next week�
Frost: Now Tyrel Jones is trying to swarm off the Jerkoffs. He clothelines Dawkins, but then he�s clobbered in the side of the head by Kid Punk. Now both Jerkoffs are laying the boots into him. Steele just threw out Jared Blazer! Blazer is gone! Steele and Somers staring eachother down�and Durten just clotheslined them BOTH out of the ring! Only 5 men left!
Ice: And 2 of them are Jerkoffs I�ll point out.
Frost: Levi is now watching Punk and Dawkins trying to lift Tyrel Jones out of the ring, but they can�t lift the near 7 footer! Tyrel pushes Dawkins away and scoop slams Punk. Look out! Here comes Cliff Blood! He bulldogs Jones from behind and Blood, Punk and Dawk are all beating Jones down as Levi continues to just sit back.p>Ice: Jones just can�t seem to get away from Punk and Dawkins and Levi doesn�t seem to care. Hey where�s Durten going?
Frost: Durten just slid under the bottom rope and has grabber a microphone.
Durten: I�m so goddamn sick of you Jerkoffs! You�ve bullied enough fn people! I�m not taking it anymore! I�ll take both you fuckers right now on my own!
Ice: Does Durten have a death wish?
Frost: Durten throws four chairs into the ring and slides in with one in his hand. Levi picks up one of the chairs and steps towards Blood and the Jerkoffs. Levi looks like he�s going to help! Durten and Levi with chairs in their hands. Jones is still on the ground. Durten and Levi stare down the three men�what the hell?!
Ice: Levi and Durten just dropped their chairs!
Frost: Not only that, but their shaking each others hands!! All five men are embracing each other! WHAT THE FUCK?! All 5 men are beating down Tyrel Jones. They all pick up chairs and are beating the living hell out of Jones! Tyrel�s face is covered in blood. Blood lifting up Jones now as Levi sets a chair under him. He lifts him up way hiiiigh in a suplex�OH GOD! A Corona Crusher onto a chair!! That must�ve knocked Jones completely out!
Ice: I�ve never seen anything like this, Nick.
Frost: Now another chair is set up. Dawkins has Tyrel set up for a piledriver�Punk is on the top rope�BRISKDRIVER! BRISKDRIVER! Holy crap, the Jerkoffs just gave Tyrel a spike piledriver onto a chair! And now Dawkins puts a foor on Jones� chest�this is a travesty�one�two�three and Jones is eliminated in humiliating fashion.
Kid Punk grabs a microphone.
Kid Punk: See what you have here? This is the result of countless hours of BITCHING! You people all know what I am talking about...everyone bitches about our style, the way we keep winning...the things we say and how we carry ourselves. Fine, you little bitches want to cry, you want complain? You think we have gotten old? Great, here's your little change of pace. No more dickin' around. No more smart-ass attitude. From here on out, we make this fed a living fucking HELL for everyone not named Durten, Levi, Blood, Punk, or Taylor F'N Dawkins! All you sorry sacks are going to be wishing for us to return to our old selves-
Crowd boos
Punk: Oh please...people, shut your asses up! Carrying this fed by making you people laugh has apparently gotten OLD and STALE! So deal with it! All of your so-called hero's are going to be lying at our feet as bloody fuckin messes, and you can thank THEM for that.
As shit starts to fly into the ring, Dawkins gets on the mic
Dawkins: Listen weak-sucks, it's been asked for, and the FWA has gotten it. And if I aint mistaken, everyone here has a title, or will be winning one later on tonight, so it looks like a monopoly of sorts has started...now, if you'll excuse me, the REAL Franchise of the FWA has better shit to do than stare at your pathetic asses any longer.
The mics drop and Levi, Durten, and Punk all leap out of the ring eliminating themselves�leaving Dawkins as the winner. Durten, Punk, Blood, Levi, and Dawkins stand at the top of the entrance ramp in victory.
Frost: Wow! What an alliance! Trouble is on the horizon for the FWA!
Ice: You got that right�just ask Tyrel Jones
The 5 men leave as Jones is being attended to in the ring by His Bitch and the EMTs.
Frost: Yeah, this one is going to be insane, Ice. Commish Baldoni, just made this a falls anywhere match.
Ice: Does PA know about this, or did that Battle knock him senseless? And does Baldoni know what he's doing by asking for this?
Tiff Taylor: The next match will be the main event of the night. It is for the World Title. Coming to the ring first is former World Champion... weighing in at 365 pounds and standing at 7'0'' tall... The challenger...The Monster Cliff Blood.
::"Fade To Black" by Metallica blasts over the P.A. system as some fans begin to cheer and some begin to boo. Cliff steps out of the curtains and walks down to the ring. He rolls into the ring and begins to taunt. Cliff stretches. "Fade To Black" by Metallica fades as "Sad But True" by Metallica begins to play. The fans go wild for the current World Champion as he steps out of the curtains. Steve walks out with the World Title on his shoulder. He looks at the crowd and walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face. Steve walks around the ring. He gives his title to the time keeper and climbs the steps into the ring.::
Ice: The ref just called for the bell.
Frost: And here we go with this one.
::Steve and Cliff step right into each others face and they begin talking crap to each other. Cliff throws a right, Steve blocks it. Steve throws a right, Cliff blocks it. Cliff goes for a kick to the stomach, but Steve catches Cliff's leg and clotheslines Cliff to the floor.::
Ice: Cliff got up quickly there.
Frost: We are talking about the Monster here, moron.
Ice: Whatever.
::Cliff goes for a whip, but Steve reverses it, and whips Cliff to the ropes. Cliff comes back with a clotheline. Steve drops to the floor and Cliff follows it up with an elbow drop. Cliff picks Steve up, but Steve low blows Cliff.::
Frost: Nice way to get Blood off of him.
Ice: Only in your point of view.
::Cliff falls to his knees and hold his groin in pain. Steve knees Cliff in the face. Steve tries to follow it up with a leg drop, but Cliff catches Steve in mid-air and throws him aside.::
Frost: What power!
Ice: Tell me about it.
::Cliff gets up and walks up to Steve who is just getting up. Cliff catches Steve from behind and he german suplexes him.::
Frost: Steve fell right on top of his head there.
Ice: He sure did.
::Both men are now trying to make it to their feet and they do. Cliff runs after Steve with a clothesline, but Steve ducks it and hits a sambo suplex on Cliff.::
Frost: Steve now going to the top rope. What a moonsault!
Ice: Yeah, but its too bad that Cliff used his knees and blocked it.
Frost: It was a little too early in the match for that move.
::Steve falls to the floor and grabs his stomach in excrutiating pain. Cliff makes his way to his feet and slides out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a table followed by a chair. Cliff throws the table and the chair into the ring and climbs on the apron::
Ice: What quickness by Steve TAA.
Frost: Yeah, he managed to pick up that chair before Cliff got on the apron and whacked him with it.
::Cliff falls to the outside, as Steve climbs out of the ring. Steve picks Cliff up and beats Cliff's head against the announce table::
Ice: Don't bring it over here!
Frost: It's not over yet. Steve is about to do it one more time.
Ice: And he did, but Cliff reversed it and smashed Steve's head on our table instead.
::Cliff throws Steve aside and takes the timekeepers chair. He folds it up and runs after Steve with the chair. Steve kicks Cliff in the stomach and hits a suplex.::
Frost: They both hit the mat pretty hard there.
::Steve reaches over and goes for the pin. 1..2..kickout by Cliff. Another pin by Steve... 1..2.. kickout by Cliff once again.::
Ice: Steve trying to make this a quick match.
Frost: No shit, sherlock. Both men now to their feet.
::Steve and Cliff begin wailing at each other with heavy lefts and rights. Steve finally gets the advantage and kicks Cliff in the stomach, but Cliff catches Steve foot and spins him around.::
Ice: Looks like Cliff is going for another german suplex here.
Frost: WOW. What a reversal.
Ice: Steve just reversed the german suplex into the Doomsday! What a great showing by both these men! Frost: Steve with the pin. 1....2... KICKOUT!!!!
Ice: I don't think I've ever seen that.
Frost: I don't think Steve has either. He looks very frustrated at this point.
::Cliff gets up very slowly, and while Steve is off looking somewhere else, Cliff catches his with a forearm to the back of the head. Cliff picks up Steve tries to ram his head into the ring post, but Steve ends up ramming Cliff head instead.::
Ice: Cliff is still up!
Frost: Yeah, but he's a bit dazed.
Ice: Steve now trying to get away from Cliff for a bit. Steve walks up the ramp, but Cliff chases after him and catches his from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head.
::Cliff picks up Steve and tries to go for a powerbomb, but Steve back body drops Cliff onto the steel ramp.::
Frost: Cliff's back has to be hurting after that.
::Steve picks Cliff up by the hair and drags him to the top of the ram. Steve keeps dragging Cliff until they get backstage.::
Ice: Backstage is really not a safe place. And why is the ref letting all of this take place?
Frost: This is the FWA, remember?
Ice: You've actually got a point.
Frost: Don't I always?
Ice: No.
::Steve grabs Cliff into a headlock. Cliff tries to get out of it, but Steve just tightens it. Steve goes for a bulldog, but Cliff just throws Steve off.::
Frost: Cliff has strenth that I have never seen before.
Ice: Steriods.
::Cliff walks over to the injured Steve and picks him up. Cliff whips Steve into a door which happens to be the door to the parking lot.::
Frost: I don't like the way this is coming along. They're in the parking lot now.
Ice: This is getting very dangerous.
::Steve walks over to a car. Cliff follows. Steve grabs Cliff by the hair and rams his head into the hood of the car.::
Ice: What the hell? The whole roster just went out to the parking lot to watch the match.
Frost: This is really not looking too good.
Ice: The newly formed group of Punk, Dawk, Levi and Durten have just spotted Ashton Steele, Steve Somers and Jared Blazer in the crowd.
Frost: All hell has now broke loose as the whole roster goes at it.
::While the whole roster gets it on, the fight between Steve and Cliff is still going on. They've managed to get on top of the rental car that seems to belong to President Anarchy. Cliff goes to body slam Steve The All American on the top of the car, but Steve reverses it into the Doomsday.::
Frost: WHOA!!!!
Ice: A reverse from a body slam into The Doomsday by Steve which is reversed by Cliff into the Corona Crusher!!!!
Frost: Steve's head his that car top VERY hard. He has to be out.
Ice: Cliff goes for the pin.... 1...2...3!!!!
Frost: Cliff just won the World Title... AGAIN!
::As Cliff falls to catch his breath, he sees the gigantic fight that is going on, and runs right into it.::
Ice: The World Champion hasn't had enough yet!
Frost: Obviously not.
Tiff Taylor: The winner of this match and NEW WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION, CLIFF BLOOD!!!!!! Ice: What a night!
Frost: It's too bad we can't see the outcome of this massive brawl.
Ice: It is too bad.
Frost: Well, folks... thats our time. We hope you enjoyed Final Destination.
Ice: Have a nice night.
::As the camera fades, we see Steele, Dawkins, Somers, Punk, Blazer, Durten, Jones, Levi, ReKo, Blood, Drag-On, BAMF, Giantkiller, Dreamer, Williams, The Bloodstar Mafia, Slash, Shadow, Death Himself, and all the others, going at it, while Steve lays on the ground in astonishment.