$$$And so this is it Mr. Levine. Tomorrow night, you shall be the one who will be beaten, and verbally raped. Tomorrow night, you shall learn what it feels like to meet Mr. Sane's foot, as Mr. Luciano and MISSLE have learned before. Now, believe me Mr. Levine, it is not an easy task. You will, without a doubt, be subject to extreme pain and torture. You will, without a doubt, be ridiculed by everyone in your locker room in IWO, for you failed to bring back the "meat" in Joey. And most importantly, you shall walk away TITLELESS. You, Mr. Levine, will not become IN Champion tomorrow. What you will become is JUST ANOTHER NAME. Just another name on the list of the people that Mr. Sane has been forced to educate. Just another name in the Intensive Care Unit. Most importantly, though, just another name when it comes to notability, because after tomorrow, not only will you be beaten and ridiculed in IWO, but in FWF. You will no longer be able to compete and will be forced to join Mr. Luciano and Mr. Simmons in their asexual activities on the couch of the local YMCA. So, Mr. Levine, prepare yourself, for the GREATEST night of your life.$$$
$$$As the scene fades in you can see the trailor park once again. The families, however, are gone. There's no one outside...no matter where you look. It's deserted. Then, you feel something on your shoulder, a drop of water. You look up and you see rain begin to pour down on you. You look around for somewhere to take cover. You finally see two people, the ONLY two people standing outside, well not exactly outside. Justin and Lil Person are outside, under an "awning" that extends from their trailor in their new found home. You run over, soaked and you pick up on their conversation.$$$
Lil Person: So you want to explain to me where he is?
Justin: Don't worry, he'll be here.
Lil Person: Last time you trusted him, he...
Justin: We all know what happened, no need to repeat it.
Lil Person: Yeah, well, I thought it might be relevant considering he turned his back on you last time.
Justin: It's ok, he's changed man. Don't worry about it.
Lil Person: I WILL worry about it since my life hangs in the balance of him getting here!
Justin: Yeah, well...
Lil Person: JUSTIN! IS THAT...
Justin: IT IS! I TOLD YOU HE'D GET HERE!
$$$You look into the distance and you see someone riding the 3-legged llama from before. He rides up and jumps the llama. Wait a second! That's not just anyone! That's....$$$
Justin: KENNY!
Kenny: SCANDLOUS WHORE!
Justin: ...Hugging Kenny... It's good to see you man!
Kenny: Same to you. Now what's this who hum-dingy of a predicament you got going on?
Justin: Well...
Lil Person: We're stuck in this trailor park AKA Hicksville because this moron was scared he was going to get abducted by some conspiracist.
Kenny: HOLY SLAPNUTS!
Lil Person: What?
Kenny: I know who the conspiracist was!
Lil Person: So do we. It was..
Kenny: TINKY WINKY!
Lil Person: What?!
Kenny: Tinky Winky! The purple teletubbie!
Lil Person: Once again...WHAT?!
Justin: ...Whispering to Lil Person... This is his thing. He's scared of Teletubbies...
Lil Person: I know that, but this is just beyond reasoning!
Kenny: Ahem! I believe I was talking!
Justin: Go ahead Kenny...
Kenny: Thank you. Now, as I was saying...The kidnapper has got to be Tinky Winky. I've been tracking him for months and all of the clues lead to this case!
Justin: Kenny...
Kenny: What Justin?
Justin: You haven't been tracking Tinky Winky.
Kenny: Yes I have, I can prove...
Justin: No you can't because the fact is, you couldn't get within ten feet of him if your life depended on it.
Kenny: But...but...
Justin: Kenny, please.
Kenny: Scandlous whore.
$$$Justin tosses Kenny a towel as they laugh together. Lil Person stands there, his hands on his hips, and a scowl on his face.$$$
Lil Person: Guys, we've still got a problem.
Kenny: Problem?
Lil Person: Yes Kenny, a problem. You know, a thing you can't figure out...
Kenny: Shut your mouth! I know what a problem is!
Justin: Of course you do, Kenny, of course you do. But see, this one might be of some difficulty.
Kenny: I know, i know. I can read, ya know.
Justin: So then you have a plan?
Kenny: Yep.
$$$Everyone just stands there. Kenny wipes himself off, not saying anything as Justin and Lil Person stare at him.$$$
Justin: Kenny?
Kenny: Yes?
Justin: WHAT'S THE PLAN?!
Kenny: Oh, yeah, that. Well, we're gonna ride out on the llama.
Justin: Ok, seems simple enough.
Lil Person: Umm, MOR-ONS...there's one problem!
Kenny: What could possibly be wrong with a Kenny Rock plan?
Lil Person: Welllll...THE LLAMA HAS THREE LEGS!
Kenny: Don't worry, it'll support us.
Lil Person: ARE YOU CR...
Justin: Lil Person, calm down. It's either this or we stay here, with them.
Lil Person: To the llama!
$$$The trio walks together to the llama, in the pouring rain, not like they care. They're about to get out of this hellhole. Kenny jumps on, then lifts up Lil Person and finally Justin hops on. The llama wobbles but stays up. They're about to leave when they hear a voice.$$$
Mob Of Mutants, Misfits, and Midgets: YOU DON'T GO NO WHERE! YA HEAR?!
Justin: ...Turning Around... Says wh...HOLY SLAPNUTS!
Kenny: HEY! That's my line!
Justin: Shutup Kenny! We've got bigge problems!
Lil Person: What's wrong guys?
Justin: ...Pointing... THEM!
$$$Lil Person turns around and sees an army of mutants and misfits, all armed with pitchforks and shovels AND THEY'RE MARCHING TOWARDS THE TRIO!$$$
Justin: Kenny?
Kenny: Yes?
Justin: GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
$$$Kenny kicks the side of llama and it starts to speed off like the road runner! The hicks try to follow, but most of them trip over their own two feet in pursuit. As Justin, Kenny, and Lil Person ride off, the camera fades....$$$
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