$$$Ok, out with it. We all know you're there. Where are these so-called "doubters"? Hmmm? Where are all the men and women that called me a fool for prediciting that Mr. Sane would become the IN Champion for the second time? Ahhh, but alas, victory is such sweet sorrow, for now, Mr. Luciano, out of obvious bitterness and envy decided to "attack" Mr. Sane after the fact. Oh, and lest we forget that he has somehow weasled his way into a rematch for Mr. Sane's new found title. But ladies and gentlemen, there is no reason to fear, for despite all of the Conspiracies and plots against Mr. Sane, he shall prevail. And why, you ask? Well why not? What is there to prevent him? His talent is obvious higher than that of Mr. Luciano, Mr. Glore, and even our dear friend, MISSLE. His mental state? Well as you've all seen, Mr. Sane is quite contrite with his status right now and has not "lost it" in quite some time. And so, we return to the same question. What is there to suggest that Mr. Sane cannnot walk away still IN Champion saturday, as well as Tag Team Champion? You see, as we've just stated, there is obviously no one to "dethrone" Mr. Sane, or so to speak. Mr. Broward is in no way capable of deraling him, nor is Mr. Sexton. The so-called "New Breed"? Please. Oh and what about Huntley and Straight Money? They have beaten the tandem of Mr. Sane and Mr. Simmons before. Well as you all saw, it was nothing but a pure screwjob. And so, as we examine the opposing talent, we can only come to one conclusion. There's only ONE single man who's incompetence and asanine behavior could cost Mr. Sane the tag titles. His name? Jason Simmons.$$$
$$$As the view fades in, you can see the sun shining, as if to signify GOOD news, and why not? Justin is the IN Champion for the second time despite Simmons' incompetence and he's about to become Tag Team champion. Why isn't there a reason to smile? Oh yeah, Joey, that incompetent moron is gone. Well, that can only mean improvement. Right? Well there are no smiles on Justin's face as you see him sitting down, tense and almost frightened, sitting on a leather seat. Next to him is his trusty companion, Lil Person, but Justin seems to be oblivious to him. Could Joey have meant that much to Justin? No way, i mean he's a moron. Justin did nothing but abuse him. How could he mean so much?...Oh yeah, and Justin has the IN Title on his shoulder...It seemed kinda important to say that.$$$
Lil Person: Yo man, he was a moron. All you ever did was abuse him. Why are you so down?
Justin: ...Sighs...
Lil Person: Now wait a second, you aren't going to go into some sick state of depression on me just because that free-loading, fat son of a bitch is gone. We should be smiling and partying!
Justin: Should...but aren't.
Lil Person: C'mon Justin, perk up. HE'S GONE! You don't have to listen to his idiotic rants and incompetent remarks anymore!
Justin: Yeah, I know and I should be laughing and jumping for joy. But, I kinda...
Lil Person: Don't say it! DON'T YOU DARE!
Justin: I'm sorry, but I have to...I...I...
Lil Person: Oh no...you're really gonna' say it!
Justin: Miss him.
Lil Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
$$$You watch as Lil Person puts his hands over his eyes and starts to...Cry?!.$$$
Justin: ...Checking on Lil Person... Are you...CRYING?!
Lil Person: What does it look like?!
Justin: ...Holding Lil Person... Awww, come here little buddy. It's ok...we all miss him.
Lil Person: ...Breaking away... I don't miss his ass! Like I said before, I'm glad he's gone! I was sick og him! HE WAS AND STILL IS AN IDIOT! He made BOTH of us look bad and I wanted to dump him a long time ago but NOOOOOOO you had to keep him!
Justin: He was a lonely man, looking for love.
Lil Person: HE WAS AN EX-CON LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO RIP OFF! I wouldn't be shocked if he's behind the whole thing!
Justin: TAKE THAT BACK! THERE'S NO WAY JOEY WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HE'S A SWEETIE!
Lil Person: ...Smacks Justin... MY GOD MAN! WILL YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF?! YOU'RE CALLING JOEY A SWEEITE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Justin: ...Suddenly lights up... My god...you're right. What IS wrong with with me?! IT'S FREAKIN' JOEY! WHY AM I SO WORRIED?!
Lil Person: That's right!
Justin: I SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT THE CONSPIRACY TO GET MY TITLE!
Lil Person: ...Sighs... Oh god. Now you're going to get started with this.
Justin: No, really! Think about it! Joey dissappears and suddenly I win the IN title?! It just doesn't make sense!
Lil Person: You know, most people would think that they have more talent or skill than the other wrestler. MOST people would laugh at Luciano for getting beaten so badly. MOST people would point out the incompetence of Jason Simmons for accidentally poisoning NRG and not Jimmy Luciano with those sleep pills. But you? Nooooo. You go and blame your WINS on conspiracies instead of being better than someone else. I don't know why I stayed with you for so long.
Justin: Because you love me.
Lil Person: ...Sighs... Ugh.
$$$Lil Person turns away from Justin and Justin begins. He grabs his title and holds it to his chest. He stares at you, with a confident, yet almost childish, look on his face.$$$
Justin: Well Jimmy, I told you! I told you that I would walk out champion and what happened?! HUH?! WHAT HAPPENED! I'M NOW THE TWO TIME, TWO TIME, TWO TIME, TWO TIME CHAMP! Why the extra two time's? Well because it comes to me that I am now a TWO TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION AND A TWO TIME IN CHAMPION! SO BOO FREAKIN' YA JIMMY! Your little plot against me didn't work! All your scheming and planning with Carson and Raymond Munz amounted to squat! You may have taken Joey from me but I'll get him back...you just wait! Yeah, that's right Jimmy, I know you took him! I know you were the one who assaulted Joey and Lil Person and ran off with my fat manager! But you won't get away with this! I'm going ot make you pay for it! No one fucks with a fat Italian manager of a TWO TIME, TWO TIME, TWO TIME, TWO TIME CHAMP and gets away with it! Oh and that "Unexplained" crap...that's gonna cost you too! Sautrday your biznitch ass is mine! OH YEAH! YOU KNOW IT! YOU'RE SOOOOO GOIN' DOWN! DOWN DOWN DOWN IS WHERE YOU'RE GOIN! OH YEAH! YOU CAN'T STOP IT! YOU'RE GONNA' GO...
Lil Person: JUSTIN!
Justin: What?!?!
Lil Person: Stop it! You're ranting again!
Justin: But I was on a roll!
Lil Person: I don't care. Stop.
Justin: Meanie.
$$$Justin sticks out his toungue at Lil Person but then suddenly pulls it away as Lil Person stares out the window. Justin suddenly begins to rub his arms together and looks frightened. He holds the belt along his waist and taps Lil Person until he turns around.$$$
Justin: Lil Person, I just realized something.
Lil Person: What now, Justin?
Justin: Joey is probably just the first.
Lil Person: ...Turning to Justin... What?!
Justin: They're probably going to come after me now.
Lil Person: Oh please.
Justin: THEY ARE! So you know what?
Lil Person: What?
Justin: I'm going to get us some pretection!
Lil Person: Last time you did that Joey ended up on top of a cow.
Justin: Not that type of protection...a different type...BLUE protection!
$$$Justin leans up and tells the driver of the limo where to go, but you can't hear it. You look up at Justin as Lil Person sighs once again and turns back to the window as Justin begins to smile?! The camera fades.....$$$
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