$$$What? You thought we wouldn't be back? You all thought THE FRANCHISE was gone, never to return again. But little did you know, he was right with you, the whole time, waiting, watching. You see, he never left, for good, he was just on a "break." And looky here...everyone fell for it. The Chaos', the MISSLES', the Browns', all of them, idiots, but most importantly, all of them...fooled. But it's ok, I'm not going to rub it in that much because let's not forget that this isn't the first time The Franchise has pulled the wool over you eyes...think about Lost Soul, think about Shaku Endbringer...The Franchise has fooled them all before and he did the same now. But enough of bragging, we do have other business to attend to, as it seems that a certain Straight Money likes to speak his foul languaged babble about The Franchise. Oh and lest we forget Mr. Huntley? Or what about Chosen and Kronos? Oh and the question that you're all asking yourself, what about Jason Simmons? Well, all those questions will be answered in yet the newest edition of a Franchise promo and all of you are going to sit down and love it.$$$
$$$As the view fades in you can see a darkened figure, still unable to be made out. You look on, staring, focusing, trying to identify the figure. It's as if you've been sleeping for hours and have just woken up, and in a way you have. You've woken up from those hours and hours of dismal promos and incompetent speeches...But now you realize that you're not staring at a figure but rather an object, a black object that reaches high into the sky. You look up and see the light shimmering behind it. The light forcees you to cover your eyes and you feel as if you mind and body have been wiped. You're tired and cranky, but you move to the side, looking down at a street packed with people, but three of them stand out to you. On the left is a short man, shaved bald, wearing blue jeans and a gray Nautice Marine shirt, underneath his large gortex coat. In the middle is the man you've been waiting to see again, 'The Franchise' Justin Sane. Oddly enough, he's wearing the same clothing as before, black khakis, black shirt and a black bubble jacket. Oh yeah, and on the right you see Joey.$$$
Joey: Remind me again WHY we're in New York City?
Justin: Well, besides trying to find out the truth to your WOP roots...
Joey: Ya know, I liked it when you were out sitting under street lights and making no sense...it was better that way...I never got abused and I never had to do any extensive walking.
Justin: Shutup Joey, we all know what you did while you were "alone".
Joey: I don't have to take this, damnit!
Justin: Yes, you do.
Joey: And WHY exactly is that Mr. Insane?
Justin: I thought that I thought that I drilled this into your skull enough before my little "change".
Lil Person: I think he needs a refresher course.
Justin: I think I agree...You are a...dirty, ugly, slimy, greasy, shit smelling, dick eating WOP.
$$$The Ensemble continues walking as you gaze onward and watch as Joey starts to curse in Italian at Justin. Suddenly, though, you watch the trio suddenly stop. Their jaws drop and you turn and look on as you see nothing but MEN, wearing spandex and cut off shirts...ugh.$$$
Joey: Is that what I think it is?
Justin: ...Gulps... I...think...so...
Lil Person: ...Holding On To Justin... Justin...please don't make me go in there!
Justin: ...Gulps again... We must...it's for the advancement of science...we MUST find out if the rumor is true...after all, I have to lock up with this guy and I don't want him looking down my tights! I want to know what I'm going up against!
Joey: WHO DAMNIT?!
Justin: Why Striahgt Money, of course.
Joey: ...Mocking...Of course.
$$$You watch as the trio stands there, still in shock and with their jaws down...As they stand there though, you notice two men who look VERY framiliar come up to the trio. You notice one has a headset on and you can here "It's Rainin Men" coming from it...the same man has a cloak on and doesn't seem to want to reveal himself. The other man, dressed in pink snadex and a rainbow T-shirt, speaks.$$$
(Wo)Man: Hey there buddy, you the tourist?
Justin: WTF?! JIM HARPER?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Jim Harper: I'm the tour guide you ordered.
Joey: Your ordered a fuckin' tour guide?!
Justin: You think I'm walking into there blind?!
Jim Harper: Actually, you should try it some time, very exhillirating.
Justin: I think I'll pass cock nut.
$$$You step back as The Ensemble and Harper, complete with a concealed companion, who seems to have his hand up Harper's ass...ugh.$$$
Joey: So what's your other half's name, faggot?
Justin: Oh him? Don't worry about him. He's a ...Jumps up... "talented" friend.
$$$You look on from behind...ewww...as the group continues on with the countless men staring at them. The concealed man mumbles something.$$$
Concealed Man: The kigdom shall reign again!
Jim Harper: Heh, it'll reign tonight, buddy.
Joey: See, now that's just disgusting.
Lil Person: Yeah, and you wonder why you got fired.
Justin: Not to mention, that voice seems oddly framiliar. Old, boring...it's like I know it from somewhere...
Jim Harper: Well he's a very loud screamer...
Justin: God damn man! GET A ROOM!
Jim Harper: ...Smiling... We already did...buddy.
Justin: STOP CALLING ME BUDDY OR I'LL TRUTH MASTER YOUR ASS!...Just like saturday...Now, Mr. Straight Money, as you can obviously see, I'm spending quite an amount of time on preparing for you. But it's never for naught. All of this has a point, you see, I don't want to lock you in a vertical suplex and have you enjoy it because you've got a nice view of my derrier. I have to come prepared for Saturday because God knows how many people you've mentally pleasured.
Jim Harper: ...Smiling again... As do I...
Justin: That's just dirty.
Jim Harper: Just like I like them.
Justin: ...Shuttering... Listen, I didn't pay you to come on to me dingleberry. I payed you to show me SOLID evidence that the rumors about Straight Money are true.
Jim Harper: Ok, they were pretty "solid" last night.
Justin: Truth...
Jim Harper: DON'T SAY THAT WORD!
Justin: ...Intimidating Harper... Awww, what's wrong? Scared of big, bad Truth Master?
Jim Harper: I SAID DON'T SAY THAT WORD! IT FRIGHTENS ME!
Concealed Man: ...Holding Harper to his chest... It's ok, buddy. Let the lord of the Kingdom make it better.
$$$The concealed man and Harper start EWWWW kissing...it's like they're trying to eat each other's heads!$$$
Justin: Excuse me! We do have a tour to get back to!
$$$Harper and the man ignore him and you know something's coming. You step back and watch as you can see the anger build up on his face. It's the same anger you saw for months as he fumed and seethed about his pain, anger, and envy. You don't want to watch, but you know you have to.$$$
Justin: Ok, that's it. I've had enough.
$$$You look on as Justin walks up to Harper and just clocks him. He smiles and laughs as suddenly an army of men run up to Harper and crowd around him, sheilding you and The Ensemble off.$$$
Joey: Hmmm, you think clocking our tour guide to The Village was the greatest idea ever?
Justin: I don't know.
$$$Justin pops a smile and they all laugh. You step back and wonder if he really has changed. You wonder if maybe he's even the same person you saw two weeks ago. The camera fades.....$$$
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