$$$Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of victory. Here, in the Sane camp, it seems to have gotten quite apparent and your puny attempts to dethrone "The Franchise" have failed, again. Yes, you, meaning Levine, Luciano, and if you want to go back a ways, then Enbringer as well. Ah, speaking of our dear Shaku, it seems as though you have finally reached your "dream." You've finally become FWF World Champion, but is it any more special than say, when MISSLE or Chaos won it? Does this time have some special signifigance? Of course it doesn't my friend, because, as with Chaos and MISSLE, they too fulfilled their "dreams", but tell me, how long did they sustain their dreams? How long did they remain Champion? Was it 3 months, COMBINED?! I believe it was, and now you, a fallen, beaten, and excrutiatingly dull human being, claim that you will hold the belt longer than all. You claim that you will keep everyone at bay and remain on top. Well, Shaku, I hate to inform you, your dream shall become a nightmare, the moment your face meets Justin's. Oh, but wait a mere moment my friends, there is indeed more. You see, it seems that a certain Trent Storm has "won" the right to compete with our Franchise by defeating a man that had been stabbed shortly before and of course, like the others before him, he too thinks that he shall dethrone "The Franchise" because he "owns" him. What evidence does he provide to secure his claim? WWC7? What kind of evidence is this? A royal rumble is not a victory of any kind, oh but wait, it seems Trent has indeed defeated our Justin before. Or did he? You see Trent, you dealt with another man, and not "The Franchise." Trent you deal with a NEW man. A man bent on doing ONE thing; Proving to everyone that he is the TRUE FWF Franchise and he will do so quickly and severly. This time, Trent, your petty and ridiculous claims of "ownage" will be just that...CLAIMS.$$$
$$$As the view fades in, you can see the bright light of the sun in mid-day. It lies high in the sky, not a single cloud in the vicinity. You glance around, trying to find something, you don't know what, exactly. You look to your left, you see nothing as the wind breezes by, creating a tornado effect with fallen leaves. You glance to the right, also seeing nothing as the trees sway in the afternoon breeze. But then, you turn, forward and you see him, standing there, right in front of you. His hands, level, across his chest and the IN Title gently resting around his waist. Your emotions tangle and your hands clam up as you sense a feeling of deja vu. Your emotions calm, however, as you notice the two men who have stayed so loyal to your Hero, Icon, and Rolemodel, Lil Person and Joey. They flank "The Franchise" Justin Sane on both sides. All three, however, are staring directly at you. Why? Why you? What injustice have you perpetrated? What crime have you committed? None. Why do they stare at you, deeply and intently. You turn around, looking behind you and you realize something. They stare not at you, but at the giant infra-structure behind you, the FWF Head Offices. They walk forward, moving you to the side as a dialect begins.$$$
Lil Person: So, WHY exactly are we here?
Justin: It's simple, really.
Lil Person: Oh? Care to explain it to us "simpletons"?
Justin: Ok guys, no need to act so innocent. I know what's going on.
Joey: What's going on? Tell me!
Justin: Shutup simpleton! Anyway, since you guys seem to be in denial, I'll say it. As we all know, this is my 100th FWF promo.
Lil Person: Yes, and?
Justin: Well, as you recall, Dave Dexter got a party when hit the big 1-Double O.
Joey: And Dave Dexter is a four time World Champ and a Tag Champion. What are you?
Justin: WHAT?! YOU QUESTION MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS?! I'll have you know I'm a TWO TIME, TWO TIME FWF Hardcore Champion ANNNDDD...a TWO TIME, TWO TIME FWF International Champion!
Joey: Like I said, Dave Dexter is a four time WORLD Champion.
Justin: Fool, don't make me beat your ass.
Lil Person: Justin, calm down, let's just go to the VFU Center in town and barge in on the AA meeting. I'm sure we'll find someone to heckle.
Justin: ...Smiling and putting his arms around the two... Stop fooling, let's go inside. I'm sure that I'll find everyone inside.
$$$Justin lets go and walks in front. You stand there, watching Joey and Lil Person worry, with frightened looks on their faces.$$$
Lil Person: What the hell do we do?!
Joey: Please, he'll never find the right room.
Lil Person: He better not.
Justin: ...In distance... Are you guys coming or would you rather sit around in a circle jerk with Harper and Money?!
Lil Person: No, we're coming.
$$$Justin turns back around and Lil Person and Joey run up to meet him as they walk inside...The view fades to show Justin and Lil Person running to the first door they see. Justin opens it and UGH. A man in an Extreme T shirt is sitting in a leather chair as a noise comes from his desk.$$$
Justin: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!
Extreme Taker?: Uhhh...Uhhhh...
Justin: Is that...OH GOD! IT IS! JIM HARPER!
$$$A head peaks out from under the deak, taking something long and ugh...wet, out of his mouth. He looks at Justin, smiling.$$$
Jim Harper: HEY BUDDY!
Justin: MY GOD! CLOSE THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR!
$$$Joey slams the door shut as the noise resumes. Justin stands there for a moment, extremely shaken and scared. The Ensemble moves on to the next door...slowly.$$$
Joey: You know, you would think that seeing that would deter you from opening another door.
Justin: As FRIGHTENING and SICKENING as that was...I WANT MY PARTY!
Joey: Fine, but don't blame me if something goes wrong again.
Justin: ...Reaching for handle... Here we go...
Joey: WAIT!
Justin: What?
Joey: I don't think you should go in there.
Justin: And why not?!
Joey: Well, let's just say, it's not a place for the three of us.
Justin: This is it, isn't it! You're just trying to keep me from my party! Well you can't do it. I'm going in!
Joey: Don't say I didn't warn you.
$$$Justin opens the door and walks in as you look to the side. You see a sign...WOMEN'S RESTROOM. Ugh. Suddenly, you hear screams and yells and Justin comes roaring out of there as purses, bottles, and even a few shoes come rocketing past Justin's head. Justin slams the door shut as Joey smiles.$$$
Joey: I told you.
Justin: Shutup.
$$$Justin punches Joey in the arm as The Ensemble ventures forward, looking for that one room.$$$
$$$You see that you are now inside an air-conditioned building, carpets on the walls and photographs of Justin Goldman, Dave Dexter, Gravestone covered by slanted pictures of CEO Marlow. What the...?! You turn your attention from the "walls of fame" to see The Ensemble walking down the hall. Lil Person and Joey stand behind Justin who is opening every door that he comes across. He gets to one near you and stops.$$$
Justin: This is the one. I can feel it.
Joey: That's what you said about the last 255, INCLUDING the WOMEN'S bathroom.
Justin: Well someone should put a sign on that thing!
Joey: There was one!
Justin: Well...SHUTUP...Now, as I was saying...This is the one. Let's go.
$$$Justin smiles as he opens the door and LOW AND BEHOLD..he was RIGHT! There, in front of you, are supertars from the world of wrestling! They turn to the door, shocked and ANGRY. Right by the door are STRAIGHT MONEY AND JD LAWSON! Justin walks into the room, smiling and laughing. Lil Person and Joey follow, reluctantly.$$$
Justin: See! I told you guys this was the place!
Lil Person: Who woulda known that someone would have checked 256 rooms, just for a party...
JD Lawson: ...Grabbing Lil Person... YOU SHOULDA
Lil Person: It's not my fault! I swear! I tried to get him to the VFW Center! He wouldn't go!
JD Lawson: ...Letting Lil Person go... Yea wel, now your the one whos for it cuz' we had listen to that folo babel on and on
Lil Person: ...Gulping down his pride... I'm looking forward to it.
$$$Justin leaves Lil Person and Joey alone in with JD Lawson and Straight Money. You watch as Justin weaves his way through the crowd. He comes across Joe Jobber and Tha Delinquent, reading and perusing through a novel. Justin puts his arms around both of them.$$$
Justin: So, fellas, whatcha' readin'?
Joe Jobber: Oh, just your latest.
Justin: My latest?
Deli: Yeah, this stuff is really interesting.
Justin: What the hell are you guys talking abo..Oh fuck no. Don't tell me...
Deli: Yep. These porno novels can really enhance a teenage mind!
Justin: ...Lunging after Deli and Jobber... That's it! You two are done for!
$$$As Justin brawls with Joe Jobber and Tha Delinquent over the so-called "porno novel", You find yourself on the other side of the room, standing behind two men. THe man on the left has bulging muscles. The are showing through as he is wearing some type of pink spandex. The man on the right is wearing the same, although his shape is not as defined. The man on the left has died blonde hair, while the man on the right has a long, dark brown locks. As the two turn around, they put on GARY BROWN MASKS?! You cannot see their faces. The man on the left laughs.$$$
Man #1: Awww man, this swampmonkey is going to freak.
Man #2: I know. This is going to be better than the time...
Man #1: Look before you speak nutsmack.
$$$The duo notice you and push you out of the way. You fade back to where Justin had brawled with Tha Delinquent and Joe Jobber. Justin is up, holding the book and looking down at the too, who are on the floor laughing hysterically.$$$
Justin: HEY! THIS IS "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" BY CHARLES DICKENS!
Deli: HAHAHA! YOU SAID DICKENS!
Joe Jobber: DICK...ENS! HAHAHA!
Justin: I swear to God, I'm going to kill you two...
$$$As Justin is about to speak you notice the two men from before behind Justin. The man on the left taps him on the shoulder.$$$
Justin: ...Turning around... What do yo...WHAT THE FUCK?! GARY BROWN!? TWO GARY BROWNS?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I DENT YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL...BUT THERE'S TWO OF...
Man #1: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Justin: Wait a second! I Know that laugh! ...Pulling off mask... DEXTER! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Dave Dexter: AHAHAHA! I'M GARY BROWN!
Man #2: NO! I'M GARY BROWN!
Voices: NO! I'M GARY BROWN!
Justin: What the?!
$$$Justin turns around to see that everyone is in Gary Brown masks and Dave Dexter and the other man are on the floor bawling. Justin rips off the other man's mask to reveal...LOST SOUL!? WHAT THE FUCK?!.$$$
Justin: You sons of bitches. I swear Dexter, you and fuckin' Soul are going to get it.
Dave Dexter: HAHAHA!
Lost Soul: ...Trying to stop laughing... But what about all the Gary Browns? Don't you have "take care of them"?! HAHAHAHA!
Justin: Stupid Son of a...
Voice: What's all this mess about Gary Brown?
$$$Justin turns around, infuriated as the whole room laughs hysterically. He turns to see the ONE man who he can trust...KENNY ROCK!.$$$
Justin: KENNY!
Kenny Rock: JUSTIN!
Justin: KENN-AY!
Kenny Rock: JUST-A..err...JUST-I...err...ahh, screw it.
Justin: Haha, hey at least there's someone here I can trust.
Kenny Rock: Trust? Of course...one question though.
Justin: Yes?
Kenny Rock: What in the name of ALL that is holy is a TELETUBBIE DOING AT YOUR PARTY?!
Justin: What? Teletubbie? Kenny, have you been dipping into the glue bottle again?
Kenny Rock: It's so hard...but that doesn't matter! There's two teletubbies standing directly behind you! And if you don't take care of them...I'M GONNA HAVE TO!
Justin: ...Turning Around... Teletubbie?!...OHHH! No, that's just two idiots in PINK spandex.
Kenny Rock: HOLY SLAPNUTS! IT'S DAVE DEXTER!
Dave Dexter: You better believe it, you scandlous whore!
Kenny Rock: ...Taking off what appears to be clip-on earings... HE STOLE MY LINE! OH THAT'S IT! WE BOUT' TO TOSS IT DOWN UP IN HERE!
Dave Dexter: If I wasn't as high as a moose than I'd accept your challenge, but I'm not, so I won't. And besides...I'M GARY BROWN! HAHAHAHA!
Justin: Really funny guys. Real funny.
$$$The entire room laughs hysterically as Justin stands there, next to Kenny who is even laughing too! The camera fades....$$$
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