Triple Threat Match

Justin Sane vs. Brock Williams vs. Nathanial Rezno Glore

Jesper Jenkins: It's time for this triple threat match. Nathanial Rezno Glore and Brock Williams are already circling each other inside the ring, and here comes Justin Sane down the ramp. Sane climbs up on the apron.. and NRG and Brock double biel Sane over the top rope into the squared circle! They fire Sane off the ropes... DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP! Brock and NRG working together?!

Truth Master: Umm... NO?

Jesper Jenkins: A clothesline from NRG nearly takes Brock Williams' head off! Brock gets back up.. and gets a big boot right to the face that sends the Suprema Sex-A rolling to the outside! Sane leaps up onto Glore's shoulders and begins raining down rights and lefts on top of NRG's head... snap mare by NRG! Brock Williams is getting back to his feet on the outside as NRG gorilla presses Sane in the air... AND HE TOSSES SANE OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO BROCK!!!

Truth Master: Brock and Sane pull themselves up right out in front of us.. NRG just stepped out onto the ring apron... DOUBLE FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM GLORE!! NRG grabs Brock by the head and rams his head into our announce table. Irish whip from Glore.. and Brock's spine cracks against the steel guardrail. NRG charges after him... CLOTHESLINE to Brock Williams and the Brocksta goes careening into the crowd!

Jesper Jenkins: Justin Sane from behind... LOW BLOW ON GLORE! Sane slams Glore's head into the barricade and executes a Russian legsweep! Brock is back up and Sane hooks him.... HE BRINGS BROCK BACK TO RINGSIDE WITH A BRAINBUSTER!! This thing is getting out of hand!

Truth Master: No shit... Sane tosses Brock back inside the ring and heads to the top rope... Brock gets to his feet and Sane leaps- REALITY CHECK ON BROCK WILLIAMS!! Sane goes for a cover- 1... 2........ NRG pulls Sane out of the ring and cleans his clock with a forearm shiver! Glore climbs up on the apron and takes one step over the top rope, but Brock is up and he lifts the ropes, crotching Glore. He gets a head of steam.. and clotheslines the drunken icon into the ring.

Jesper Jenkins: Brock is stomping Glore into the ground in the corner, but Justin Sane slides back in the ring behind Brock... and he nails a standing dropkick to the back of Brock's head that sends the Suprema Sex-A face first into the top turnbuckle! Brock stumbles back and Sane catches him with a waistlock... GERMAN SUPLEX WITH A BRIDGE- 1..... 2.......... NRG drops an elbow to Sane's midsection and breaks it up!

Truth Master: NRG pulls Sane up by one foot, with Sane hopping around like some kind of retarded Mexican jumping bean... NRG ducks the enziguri and underhooks the legs... wheelbarrel suplex on Sane! Brock Williams gets to his feet and charges Glore, but NRG catches him with a tilt-a-whirl slam, sending Brock rolling to the outside in pain!

Jesper Jenkins: NRG follows Brock to the outside, kicking away at his ribs. Glore wraps his hands around Brock's throat and lifts him up in a chokehold... SITDOWN POWERBOMB BY GLORE!! NRG just destroyed Brock Williams on the outside! NRG slides back inside the ring... but Justin Sane chopblocks Glore's leg out from under him! Sane begins stomping away at the knee..

Truth Master: What a cheap tactic by Sane. He drapes Glore's leg across the bottom rope and leaps up... Sane sits down on the joint as NRG winces in pain. Sane replaces the leg.. and again drops down on it. Sane is still kicking away at NRG's leg..

Jesper Jenkins: Brock Williams is slowly pulling himself up onto the apron.. Sane drags NRG up.. and he rams Glore's head into Brock's!! Brock goes flying off the ring apron and crashing into the guardrail, and Sane takes NRG down in the middle of the ring with a dragon legwhip... AND SANE SLAPS ON THE SINSANITY!! He has NRG writhing in pain in the middle of the ring!! There's absolutely NOWHERE for the drunken icon to go and he's fighting the excruciating agony, refusing to quit! Sane is wrenching it in furiously and- wait a minute... a bottle just dropped down and shattered in the middle of the ring next to Sane!

Truth Master: Sane just picked up a shard of glass... the label is still on it... Molson Ice? What the hell?

Jesper Jenkins: Sane just let go of Glore and he's looking up... there's somebody in the rafters! There's someone moving around up there and they just tried to hit Sane with that bottle! NRG is hobbling to his feet and Sane doesn't even see him.. he's still scanning the rafters... Glore spins him around and lifts him up... THE LAST CALL ON JUSTIN SANE!!! THE LAST CALL ON JUSTIN SA-

Truth Master: LOOK! Brock is up top! He jumps off.. BROCKBUSTER ON NATHANIAL!!! BROCKBUSTER!!! SANE IS OUT AND BROCK MAKES THE COVER- 1..... 2...... 3!!!! THAT'S IT!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner... BRRRRRRROOOOOOCCCCCCCKKKK WILLLLLIAMMMMSSSS!!!

Jesper Jenkins: I can't believe my eyes! Brock Williams has just defeated Justin Sane and Nathanial Rezno Glore, but who the hell was walking around in the rafters?!! Brock isn't through though.. he's stomping NRG to the outside and Glore rolls to the floor. Wait.. Justin Sane is UP... Sane is on his feet and Brock hasn't noticed... Sane grabs Brock's head and springs out of the corner- IMMEDIATE IMPACT ON BROCK WILLIAMS!!!

Truth Master: WHAT?! HE JUST LAID OUT THE BROCKSTA! THAT SON OF A BITCH!

Jesper Jenkins: Hey...Truthy! LOOK! AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP! IT'S JIM HARPER!

Truth Master: AND BEHIND HIM IS THE REST OF TEAM HARPER! CHUBBY RAIN, STRAIGHT MONEY, TROY HUNTLEY, AND BRANDON LOUDEN ARE JOINING BROCK IN THE RING! GLORE IS UP AND HE'S LEAVING THE RING! HE'S STARING DOWN HARPER AS HE WALKS UP THE RAMP!

Jesper Jenkins: This match is over, but Team Harper isn't done! They're surrounding Sane who's standing in the middle of the ring...Rain charges but Sane decks him! HERE COMES BROCK...THERE GOES BROCK! BACK BODY DROP ON BROCK! SANE IS TAKING OVER!

Truth Master: But not for long! Money and Huntley are taking him down together...and Sane can't fight them off as Brock and Rain are back in the mix! Brock throws Sane off the ropes...BROCKBUSTER! Sane is down and Team Harper is just pounding on him and Harper is directing traffic!

Jesper Jenkins: Not ALL of Team Harper! Brandon Louden is off to the side...he doesn't want to get involved!

Truth Master: Damnit Louden..hit SANE! IT'S NOT THAT HARD! EVERYONE ELSE DOES IT!

Jesper Jenkins: He can't! They used to be best friends!

Truth Master: Yeah, well now Brock is dragging Sane over and holding him up! He's telling Louden to hit him!

Jesper Jenkins: DON'T DO IT BRANDON! DON'T DO IT!

Truth Master: HE'S REACHING BACK! HE'S GONNA DO IT!

(Suddenly, "Poke My Eye Out" by Slipknot blasts and Team Harper drops Sane and turns to the entrance way.)

Jesper Jenkins: That's Andrew Davis' music...but where's Davis?!

Truth Master: I don't kno...HEY! LOOK! DAVIS IS COMING OUT OF THE CROWD WITH A CHAIR! TURN AROUND GUYS! TURN AROUND!

Jesper Jenkins: Davis slides in with a chair...he taps Rain on the shoulder...BAM! CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL! BROCK TURNS...CHAIR SHOT TO BROCK! THE REST OF TEAM HARPER IS RETREATING AND DAVIS IS HELPING SANE UP!

Truth Master: OH NO! LOOK AT RAIN AND BROCK! THEY'RE STILL DOWN! SANE AND DAVIS SEE THEM! NOOO!...Sane pushes Brock towards the corner...springboard...IMMEADIATE IMPACT! DAVIS PICKS UP RAIN..DDT! NOW SANE AND DAVIS ARE PICKING UP RAIN AND BROCK...TO THE CORNER AGAIN...OH NO! THEY'RE GOING TO DO THAT MOVE AGAIN!

Jesper Jenkins: They've got them on top the turnbuckles...they're locked in...THERE IT IS! THAT DOUBLE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE! THEY CALL IT THE ACCLAMATION! THE ACCLAMATION ON BROCK AND RAIN AND THE FANS ARE ERUPTING!

("Poke My Eye Out" by Slipknot blasts as Justin Sane and Andrew Davis walk backwards up the ramps with the fans ERUPTING in cheers.)