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Brainstorming...A new company concept designed by some very awsome chicks at Lyco.

Concept: The Genetically Engineered Man. A webbased company. In the perfect world you could find this company at www.Iwant1.com. But unfortunetly this is not a perfect world, so for now we just dream of the idea.

Have you ever wanted to just create your own man, but did not know how too? Are you tired of the genetically screwed up males of today�s society? We are proud to announce the arrival of our Genetic Engineer. We have discovered an untainted sample of the human male from the beginning of time in the garden of good and evil. We have taken this bone and been able to transform the DNA. Want a blue eyes, blond hair guy?; or a brown hair, brown eyed guy?; well here is your chance. Unique features can be added, such as the �no-complaining mode�, and �yes, dear�you always have the best ideas.�

For quick ordering, and to see our catalog, go to www.IWANTONE.com�. You will not be disappointed.

We took the "www.IWANTONE.com" idea, and have made it bigger and better. We have decided that we are sick of the genetically screwed up males of today's society, so our genetic engineer (Julie) has been able to transform the DNA from the bones of Adam (found by Carol), and make the "Genetically Engineered Man." Everything we want in a man, even the unrealistic stuff we expect from them. The company has a job for everyone.... Sandy can do promotions, Suzy is keeping the books, Katie can make sure that our business does not harm the environment, and Fran can train the male mind.

The Genetically Engineered Man

See, this would definitely be my pick for one of the order numbers in our catalog. I'll just assign him a number now just in case this dream here comes true :-)
#12616

Note: the URL listed above is not actually the website for this idea. It just lives in our imaginational internet in our perfect world that has still to be found.

** Also there has been some concern about me training the male mind. And my reply to that is that in a perfect world I would be the perfect person to do it. I think people think I am going to make these guys wusses, but that is not my intent. I just want guys to use their brains to a larger capacity, to actually tell us what they are thinking, and to communicate in a more socially acceptable way...I don't think that is really too much to ask.

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