McBealism

There are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try. I wouldn't expect you to understand that, or even believe it, but trust me, there are some loves that don't go away. And maybe that makes them crazy, but we should all be lucky enough to end up with somebody who has a little of that insanity. Someone who never lets go. Someone who cherishes you forever.

I think I just need to believe that it works. Love, couplehood, partnerships. The idea that when two people come together, they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me every night, even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.

Don't ask any questions, don't pass judgements, don't even pass go! Just listen, accept the fact that I need help and give it to me.

Today is going to be a... less bad day. I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and know everything is going to be... less bad.

I'm actually luckier than most. I get to wake up each morning, glad to start a new day — grateful the last one is over.

Whoever said that 'plenty of fish in the sea' thing was wrong. Sometimes there's only one fish. Trust me.

That's very funny, because the other day I felt that we were going to get together and that's exactly where it happened. In your dreams.

The real truth is I probably don't wanna be too happy.... or content. Because... then what? I... I acutally like the quest. The search. That's the fun. The... the more lost you are, the more you have to look forward to. What do you know, I'm... I'm having a great time and... and... I don't even know it.

I cannot believe the things that I am hearing come out of your mouth. But then again considering the places it's been I guess I shouldn't be so shocked.

Renee: "Snow White. Cinderella. All about gettin' a guy. Being saved by the guy. Today, it's Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahontas. All about gettin' a guy."Ally: "So basically we're screwed up because of..." Renee: "Disney."

Richard: "John, if you don't kiss a girl on the first date, you're a gentleman. If you don't on the second, you're gay."

Sometimes I'm tempted to become a street person, cut off from society. But then I wouldn't get to wear my outfits.

Maybe it's because they say love is about learning to compromise, that's why when they get themselves into compromising positions, they can call it research.

Happiness is getting into bed with anything that makes you feel warm and snuggled. I just now settle for pajamas!

It's not that I don't still have all the answers, just maybe not all of them are accurate.

I don't want what I want, and I want what I don't want, and to complicate it even more, I don't even know what I want or don't want!

The world is just made up of weird people! Why don't they tell us? I mean, as kids, why don't they like tell us in kindergarten, 'people are odd'? Then at least we wouldn't feel so bad about growing up and being strange ourselves. And maybe we'd be more tolerant and open minded about the strangeness.

Do you think it's significant that just as I begin to date somebody, somebody that I like — I get this case that says 'Don't trust passion, don't even trust trust, because even when you think you've found love, it's only temporary even after nine years because the statute of limitations never runs out on his right to rip you into shreds the size of your small intestine!' I mean, what do you think?

Thanksgiving — it's my favorite holiday! It's the time we get to take a moment and sit back and reflect on everything we have to be thankful for, and I honor it by kicking cushions. Thanks for having a full life! Thanks for having somebody to love! Thanks for getting to get up every day and getting to be a lawyer! Thanks for not wanting a man! Thank you for not needing one! Thanks for the millions and millions of awful men that I don't need, and I don't want! Thanks for not having my back tickled in so long that I don't remember what it feels like! Thank you for Thanksgiving and knowing that Christmas comes next!

I want somebody I can be totally weak with. Somebody who will whole me and make me feel held.... I think I crave some kind of dependency and that makes me feel like a failure as a woman.

"You found the love of your life as a teenager. You've been waiting for another love like that to come along. Now you're thinking that it might not. You'll never know love again, that's what's eating you. Don't beat yourself up for thinking these things, you could be 100% right!" - Tracy

"Lonely people... they always have a look, a look that it could change any second, maybe with the next person that enters the room. Lonely people have hope, she didn't seem to. She was just sad, like she knew too much. Some people find love, permanent; some are just meant to be alone. She knew what she was." - Jason

The last thing you want is to be in love with someone you can't have. That is something I know.

"Any person that can make you flex your romantic muscle, remind you of how it is to feel — that's good company." - John

"We talked of marriage, we were in love, then suddenly he says, 'I've had a change of heart.' Doesn't wanna see me anymore. You don't just leave at the scene of the accident! You mow somebody down, you at least stop, check on the victim." - Lisa (choir leader)

"The question you have to ask yourself: Are you capable of dating her without falling in love? If yes, geronimo! If not, don't even think about it." - Richard

"It's a problem being beautiful. It's only the handsome men that ask us out because they're the only ones who think they have a chance. And handsome men are dolts. Life is unfair to us. At some point we have to face the certain reality: despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing — shopping." - Ling

Love and law are the same. Romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.

Sometimes there's no point in the truth if the only thing it'll do is cause pain.

I need to believe that men and women love each other. I need to know that they go home to each other every night, so I can believe that it will happen to me too someday.

Did you ever buy a lottery ticket? I buy them sometimes, I mean not that I think I would ever win, but I like to hold it in my hand, and think: What if? That’s why I bought that contraceptive jelly. I thought: What if? What if I’m walking down the street and I suddenly march right into somebody, and we just know immediately off of one look that we were meant for each other, and it’s like Barbra Streisand and Omar Sharif, but instead of singing about it we go off and make passionate love...

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