| Artist: Butterfingers Song Name: I Love Work Album: Breakfast At Fatboys Year: 2004 Frances Rating: 9/10 |
| woke up this morning a little to early a little to tired a little too surly i guess i got up on the wrong side of the bed when i should have stayed in it instead but i gotta go to work cuz i love it oh how much i wanna tell the boss to shove it no matter how much i want to crash i need an abundance of funds when it comes to cash so i wash my face with a little bit of wtaer to wake me up "does it work?" yeah sorta inspect the reflection check my eyes theyre bloodshot, and thats no surprise cause i wake up every day the same way no matter how hard i hit the hay i fall asleep at like seven oclock and i wake up tired wearing dirty socks nad i love (i love work) work i love (geez i love work) work so i put my shoes on strap them up pull on my shorts scratch my nut put on my shirt get something to eat them im out the door and im into the street driving my car still putting my clothes on when i realised that i left the stove on im gonna be late if i have to go home but i got no chose so i bust a u bone and ti busiet interestcion im really starting to wish that i slept in and now the cop is pulling me over and im quite sure that im not quite sober but hes jappy just giving me a ticket when he pisses off im gonna flick it out the window and go to work wired hope i dont get fired for being so tired a quater to is when im supposed to start but im looking at my watch and its quater past boss telling me to get off my arse but its against my religion to be working fast so i said antoher cmpany has made an ofer if you want me to stay i need a new office he was fuming and fomaing at the mouth when he reminded me of the stove at my house i never went back to turn it off cuz i got sidetracked interacting with the cop now im telling my boss how the fire might burn my house and my stuff and the mnoney that ive earned thought it was a lie wouldnt let me go home so i quit my job and saved everything at home bust him in teh eye called him a jerk when it got me thinking... i love work chorus speeding home i got pulled over agian by teh same cop saying well if it istny my old friend looked him in the eye told him the truth so he came to my house to check the proof. theres the roof fully ablaze i guess im just having one of those days i lost my job my house burned down and i got two tickets from the same clown all my memories are up in smoke al my enimes are fucking stoked now i got nothign left and i cant even collect hte coutner check because for that you need id and the centrelink staff dont recognise me i still have a hangover my head hurts but none of this would have happened if i didnt go to work chorus now i wake up in the afternoon hardly ever leave my room unless i need to shit or piss or eat something cuz i dont wanna miss jerry springer ricki lake i dont want to clean the mess that i make im allowed and im proud to be a slop its all part and parcel of my new job i can wake up with serous bed hair i dont brush it it just sits there the mainc oncern is that i get enouch sleep and hand my form in every couple of weeks cause the governemnt pays for me to stay home and i much prefer to be on my own i got tired of being a jerk but now... i love work!! |
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