The Barricade According To…

Combeferre
“Call that a right-angle?  I bet you didn’t even read the instruction manual...”

Jean Prouvaire
“I really think the barricade would be more effective with roses planted round it…”

Feuilly
“Barricades aren’t like that in Poland…that’d fall over if you fanned it enough.”

Courfeyrac
“So…what’s a nice girl like you doing, hanging round a barricade like this?”

Bahorel
“Oooh, look at the barricade!  Can we rip it down now? Can we?!”

Bossuet
“You know the barricade?  I, er, had a bit of an accident.  It’s sort of…fallen over.”

Joly
“Don’t touch the barricade, you don’t know where it’s been.  Now wash your hands.”

Grantaire
“I’m sure that barricade’s the wrong way up.  Oh, wait, that’s because I’m horizontal.”

Marius
“What are we supposed to build a barricade with?  I’ve only got this handkerchief…”



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