Title: Caught!
Author: Amanda / fraiser_jackson
Category: ficlet, humor
Challenge: Response to a livejournal challenge meme where people gave quotes that needed to be used in a 100 - 500 word fic.
Rating: PG-13....implied sexual situations
Author's Note: Two respones in one, because the lines just went so well together! From Vicki -- "What is it about this storage closet that's making it so popular?" and from Amy -- "We can't be caught doing this."
Summary: This woman was going to be the death of him.
~*~*~*~
Daniel followed Janet through the hallways of the SGC, wondering where the hell it was that she was taking him. Not that he had much choice in the matter anyway, as she had a firm grip on his hand and it didn't appear that she would be letting go anytime soon.
They came to a stop in front of a door and Janet opened it. It was a storage closet. "What are we doing here?"
She grinned mischievously, but said nothing, then proceeded to push him into the small room. He heard the door shut as he took in his dimly lit surroundings.
For being a storage closet, it was pretty empty � shelves lined the back and left walls but there was barely anything resting on them. The right wall was bare but for a few miscellaneous items lining the floor toward the back.
It was this wall that roughly met his back as he was unceremoniously pushed backward into it by his wife. He had barely grumbled an "ow!" before her lips were on his, her hands pulling at his clothing. His standard issue SGC jacket was off before he had thought to tell her to stop.
Her lips moved to his neck and he could finally think well enough to say "Do you really think this is wise, Janet? We can't be caught doing this."
She pulled away from him, shrugged. "We weren't caught that time in the elevator." Her hands pulled at his t-shirt and then that too was off.
It wasn't exactly the best logic, but by now, he wasn't thinking properly, if he had been at all since she had pinned him against the wall.
Her lab coat joined his shirt on the floor. He pushed himself off the wall, spun them around and then it was her turn against the cement.
This woman was going to be the death of him.
~*~*~*~
Siler watched the security monitors as he tinkered with the control panel. He saw Janet push Daniel into the closet.
He chuckled. The Doctors Jackson had just gone into a storage closet � and he had the feeling they weren't going to be looking for band-aids.
He left the security room, intent on telling anyone who would listen what he had just seen. After all, Siler was the SGC gossip � people depended on him for all the goings-on around base.
~*~*~*~
Jack entered the security room, on the hunt for Siler. He needed him to fix the very expensive computer that he had probably just messed up. "Siler?"
He wasn't there. Glancing at the monitors, he saw that a group of people had gathered around a storage closet. "What the hell?"
Frowning, he made his way toward said closet.
When he got there, he found that the group had gotten bigger. "What is it about this storage closet that's making it so popular?" he asked one of the nurses.
"Doctor Jackson and Doctor Fraiser are in there, sir."
"In there?" he asked, pointing to the door. The nurse nodded. "What are they doing in there?"
"One can only imagine, sir."
Oh. Oh. "Okay, everybody back to work. That's an order."
There were a few mumbled 'yes, sir's' while the party dispersed.
With one last glance at the door, Jack headed back to his work as well.
After all, with two kids at home, Daniel and Janet probably didn't have much time to themselves.
~*~*~*~
Janet opened the door slowly, peering out to see if there was anyone around. No one was, so she opened the door all the way. Daniel followed closely behind as she left the room.
"See, no one will ever know."
END!