BY Amy Gilbert
I awoke from a dead sleep from a loud thunderous crashes. I shoot out of bed and ran to the window to see what the racket was all about. When I got to the window looked out to much of my surprise with a little fear mixed in. I saw the weirdest thing ever. There were little green men running in all directions shooting people with their death rays. At first I thought that maybe I was still asleep. So I pinched my self to see if I was and of course I wasn't asleep.
Darn I new I was not goona get a day off. With my fists shaking to the little green men, I said, know you have goona and done it I am goona have to make this quick. I need sleep tonight I have class tomorrow. With that I ran to the closet where I quickly put on my blue shirt and my black pants. I find my nikie shoes and my base ball hat and I put though on. I burst out of the closet and ran to the window, and jump out.
I landed with a thump, I stood up and put my fists on my hips. I yelled, Here I come to save the day. one fleeing lady turned around long enough to point and yell,oh look it is deli clerk she has come to save the day.
I sprang into action I ran to the first group of little green men. I took them out with deli meats a flying. I hit the first couple with a nice fatty salami. They yelled and screamed my skin, my skin, it burns my skin. With the first wave sizzling. I headed for the next group. I decided to use the ham for it is the best and easiest way to destroy these little pests. With my ham in place I ran around the hole lot them they had no time to escape. I had trapped them in the center of the thinly sliced ham, so that they could not escape. The last wave took me by surprise. They had me pined for a moment, but I flung them back with little ease. I regrouped smiled and put both hand and mouthed out the words bring it on. This seemed to enrage them they screamed and yelled and came at me with a furry and hate in their eyes. I brought out the secret weapon, the potato salad. I began flinging it in all directions hitting my foes left and right. It only took a minute, for me to defeat the last of the little green men. I looked out at the rest of the little green men and with fear in their eyes they turned and ran away.
I relaxed and smiled a cocky smile and said that?s right run away, you are know match for the deli clerk. All the towns' people came out and gave me praises and cheers for keeping them safe. I waved and said it was no big deal I am just doing my job, and with that I took a running leap and flew in the air. Circling above the town I said never fear towns people for I am always here to help out when you are in needs. With that I flew back to my house and back through my window. I changed back into my p.j.s and went back to bed.