I got this from this galls page who stole it off another galls page
1. What brand of toothpaste?
What ever is on sell
2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate?
A little of both.
3. What Brands?
Again what ever is on sell
4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular?
MInt
5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ?
Pull them up when I wear pants, and pull them down when I wear shorts.
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold?
Fold
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name?
No clue.
8. Favorite color?
Green
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?
A little of both
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas?
Apples
11. Lefty or righty?
Rightyr
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full?
I have no idea
13. Bleh or blah?
blah
14. What do you like about yourself?
Not sure...
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?
hell yeah I love Taz
16. Do you sing in the shower?
ummm. no
17. Do you talk to your cat/dog/rodents?
yes, but tell anyone that, or I might have to kill ya.
18. Do you talk to yourself?
yes, but tell anyone that, or I might have to kill ya.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?
Ewww no!
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?
no
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas?
Uh, no
22. Do you have 11 toes?
Last time i checked, that would be a no.
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used?
Don�t believe that I�ve ever used one!
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen?
sure why not.
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?
Depends on what it is
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?
I can not choose I love them both.
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?
Can�t say that I�ve thought of Daffy in that way
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a guy?
no
29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear?
Hell I don�t know, I don�t wear makeup.
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous?
yes
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day?
Never did
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay?
Depends on the guy.
33. How do you take mascara off?
I have no idea again I don�t wear make up
34. Would a guy wearing blue/green mascara turn you on?
problay not
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size?
I could not tell yea
36. Would u ever wear lip gloss?
maybe
37. What's better: gummi sweet-tarts or sweet-tart gum?
I have no idea
38. M&Ms or Skittles?
M&Ms...the crispy/crunchy kind or peanut butter
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her?
Um, yeah
40. What is 1 + 1 ?
lets see I want to say 2
41. What is your favorite holiday?
Christmas...not for the gifts though...
42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman
neither
43. How old are you?
22
44. How old do you WANT to be?
18 again... cause that was a fun age
45. Where do you want to live?
hmmm I don�t know
46. Where do you want to go?
All over Europe, Australia, Canada, the WORLD, that about sums it up.
47. Who do you want to meet?
My soul mate...& maybe Robin Williams, Tom Hanks, Drew Barrymore, and a few hundread more.
48. Do you like Kool-Aid?
YUP!!!
49. Does pine-sol smell good?
It smells "clean"...but I don�t sniff it on a regular basis
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings?
Italian sausage, pepperoni & mushroom, and cheese lots and lots of cheese.
51. Do you like toast?
Depends on my mood
52. Do you still carve pumpkins?
no
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa?
Sometimes
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?
Ages ago!
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet?
I guess so.
56. Clear or colored?
What�s the subject???
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint?
I hate going to the dentist
58. Where is your hand right NOW?
it is typing out the answer to this question as we speak.
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky?
What???, I don�t know
60. Okay or O'tay?
O�tay
61. French poodle or French kiss?
French kiss
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches?
Problay yes.
63. If not, how big are they REALLY?
Uh, hello!? What did I just say!?
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2?
HUH? I confused.
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages?
yes
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages?
yes
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29?
No,
68. Have you ever used colored white-out?
If it�s colored...is it still called "white-out"??
69. What do you think of Smurfette?
She was probably a slut...considering she was the only female smurf...therefore she ROCKS!
70. What is your favorite book?
So many to chosse from, anything that is sci-fi or fanasty.
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound?
Sounds like someone needs a reality check
72. Salmon or Cod?
I like fish...
73. Crab or Lobster?
Both
74. What sounds better: up or down?
down....well, up...well, depends on the subject!
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards?
sideways
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand?
What�s your fascination with my hand???
77. Describe the best day of your life.
I can't think of one specifically...sorry....well...
78. Broom or mop?
broom
79. What is your favorite word?
At the moment..."ridiculous�
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. ;P
so there�s really only 499 "official" questions??
81. What is your full name?
Amy E Gilbert, but shh don�t tell anyone.
82. What do you wish your name was?
gee I don�t know
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy.
gee that�s for me to know, and for you to never find out. lol
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard?
I don�t know
85. Are your feet the same size?
same size as what??
86. Cassettes or CDs?
both baby.
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home?
It�s my own lil� tradition
88. What are your Christmas traditions?
Spending Christmas Eve with my moms family, and opening up stuff, then opening up stuff with my family, then opening up stuff on my dads side of the family, in the moring.
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?
At home: tear
90. 10 more to go, are you bored?
10?? More like 410!!! Ahhh...4:20...oops...off the subject...not too bored...YET
91. Do you like onions?
nope! Eeek! Onion breath! Onion breath!
92. What would you name your band, if you had one?
The Fraggle�s
93. Have you ever worn a dress?
Shhhhh...don�t tell anyone!
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you?
wowzers! Nope I did not know that.
95. Frogs or toads?
Frogs
96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11?
Never heard of it......now 4:20 is a different story!
97. 8 or 3?
3
98. How long can you hula-hoop for?
Hell if I know...last time I hula-hooped was in like FIFTH grade!
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME?
Dave�s the shit! By the way who the hell is Dave
100. You made it. Do you love me now?
What ever gave you that impression? I mock you with my monkey pants.
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?
No, I mean yes, no I mean no oh hell I don�t rember.
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for?
Can�t tell you...just b/c I still didn�t get it doesn�t mean that I won�t and if I tell you, then it won�t happen
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?
I�m probably a little rusty...
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house?
Depends on who�s playing
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis?
LORD NO!
106. If not, what?
I don�t know yet
107. What about your daughter?
I don�t know yet
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment.
Do you think this is story hour? Next please
109. Do you read tabloids?
I�ll check out the front page while standing in line @ the store
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
You�re pretty sick.....
111. Do you like cotton candy?
Yup...
112. Do you suffer from cramps?
sometimes
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling?
do you really want to know this. I think not.
114. Favorite food?
italin
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
oh my I think I would go insane if that ever happind.
116. Do you like plain?
Just what are you sayin
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"?
Skittle de bop du wop
118. Apple pie or cherry pie?
nither
119. Pepsi or Coke?
coke baby.
120. Strawberry or Vanilla?
vanilla!
121. Favorite movie?
I have too many
122. Favorite Actor?
Tom Hanks, Michael Keaton, Robin Williams, Bruce Willis, and many, many more
123. Favorite Actress?
Drew Barrymore, Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, and many, many more
124. Cheerios or corn flakes?
Corn flakes w/sugar
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs?
nither
126. Do you shave your legs?
Usually...sometimes I get lazy...so it may be a week or so...but what the hell
127. Midnight or mid-day?
mid-day
128. Hope or Billy?
Who are Hope & Billy?? lol
129. Cottonball or Q-tip?
Q-tip
130. Dry or lubricated?
gee I think that is none of you business
131. Fast or slow?
depends
132. Hard or soft?
Again, I�m going to have to go with "both" as my final answer Regis
133. Yogurt or ice-cream?
ice-cream
134. Spoon or fork?
No need to choose....there�s always the SPORK!
135. Are you crying right now?
No
136. Fling or flick?
flick
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see?
I see a finger!
138. Look to your left, what do you see?
My couch, entertainment center, shelf, chair, etc...
139. Look to your right, what do you see?
The wall...and the rest of the stuff on my computer table
140. Who is at your house right now?
Me, myself & I
141. Are your legs crossed right now?
nope
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now?
If I get up, I�m not finishing these friggin questions!
143. Favorite song?
Too many to name....
144. Boxers or briefs?
boxers
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops?
Tootsie Pops
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?
all three
147. Do you like to fish?
yes I love it.
148. Is your grandpa cool?
I�ve only got one...and he�s the BEST!!!!!.
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?
Hell no!
150. Do you snore?
I don�t know you tell me.
151. Describe how your breath smells right now.
Probably like chicken.
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."
first off, last time I checked I WAS a girl...but to answer the question of which one I like best: Alexis
153. Does it taste good?
does what taste good.
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?
Depends on how many are there!
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--?
depends on my mood.
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)
PEANUTS!!!!!, and Garfield, and rose is rose.
157. Acting class or class act?
Class Act
158. Upside-down or downside-up?
upside-down
159. What's up?
Well� the sky for one
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of?
that stoopid Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon movie...or whatever the hell it's called
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of?
Me when I�m nodding off while chatting or typing lol!
162. Blondes or brunettes?
brunetts
163. Push or pull?
A little of both
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?
When having brain farts, yes
165. Do you even read those door things?
sometimes
166. Do spiders scare you?
yes�
167. What does?
huh,
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby?
Wow! What a memory....if you were scared as a BABY
169. What was your first word?
Hell if I know! Wait a sec and I�ll call mom....
170. What was your first phrase?
Geez, are you serious!?
171. What can you not pronounce?
Will have to ponder that one for a while
172. Did you know my phone just rang?
Did I appear to care?
173. Is your phone ringing?
Not at the moment
174. What's your phone number?
I'm not THAT f*cked up right now!
175. Do you eat your toe-nails?
I take that back, I'M not the one who's f*cked up right now!
176. Are you in drag right now?
am I dragging what?
177. WalMart of Kmart?
Wal-Mart...if I have to choose
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?
Jim Carrey
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do?
maybe like 25
180. How many fake push-ups can you do?
If I'm faking it, I can do as many as you want...
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now?
Yup...time for another drink and cigarette
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels?
It did when I had one...when I was a kid...I've since moved up to things with 4 wheels
183. Are they flat?
they probably all need a lil' air in them
184. Can you do a hand-stand?
only in the pool
185. Front or back?
just what are you implaying
186. Walk backward for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it?
7:18PM
187. Are you on fire right now?
gee I hope not
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it?
50/50 I'm pretty hungry right now
189. Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite...7-Up only when I'm sick
190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper?
DrPepper
191. Bambi or Thumper?
Thumper
192. Do you think Flower is hot?
The skunk!? Cute maybe, but not hot...
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
lets see no....
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?
will you lick MINE for $5? Didn't think so
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free?
those poor sick & twisted souls
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left?
304
197. Is your left pinky right-handed?
sure
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=?
Aye dun gradumawated 5 yeers ago...got muh deeplomuh...thats all aye need
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have?
Gee Gomer, how the hell are you going to buy ANY apples if they're ALL OUT!!!???
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing?
gee I don�t know, you tell me.
201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
Czechoslovakia
202. Can you burp whenever you want?
yes. I know it�s a rare gift.
203. Will you call me?
why?
204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD?
I think I was too drunk to remember...but I do remember that none of them have ever worked!
205. When you sit are you actually standing?
what kind of freak are you?.
206. Spit or swallow? <-- I mean gum :P.
UH HUH...suuure you meant gum!!!
207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me?
Talking to you...no.....talking to others...maybe...I go to bed when I feel like it
208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez?
Rulez? Does Mariah Carey know what a dumb ass you are?
209. How old were you when you were 12?
Are you serious?
210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat?
maybe one or two...hell if I know
211. On a bad?
whhat?
212. X-Men or Power Rangers?
X-Men
213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens?
I get hauled away in a straight jacket by the men in the white coats
214. Do people give you money?
Hell no! They take all of mine!
215. Pizza or squid?
pizza
216. Love or war?
make love not war!
217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why?
sight...I can't imagine life w/o being able to see everything,but to see, then touch & smell and taste...and hear thereaction....ahhhh....nothing is sweeter!
218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why?
That day I realized that I had fallen in love...long time ago...
219. Shake or stir?
shaken not stirred
220. Pen or pencil?
both baby
221. On or off?
on
222. Ribbit or croak?
hmmm...hard choice...i'll go with croak on this one
223. Comb or brush?
brush
224. Sitting: Indian-style or on your knees.
Indian-style...save the knees for other things........
225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe?
Who in the hell has ever called them fringe!!!???
226. How long are yours?
Between my mouth and my chin
227. How long is it?
Ooohh...just long enough...
228. Will you please send me your picture?
Check out "PIX" to see me
229. A large group of friends or a best friend?
A FEW best friends
230. Nick or Shawn?
Nick
231. Lori or Kim?
Lori
232. Laurie or Lori?
Lori.....ok...is this a sign or what???
233. Chris or Kris?
Kris
234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met?
gee I don�t know.
235. Why?
gee I don�t know
236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met?
Probably some of the weirdos I've met online...like YOU...although we haven't actually met
237. Why?
Because who else would sit around and think of 500 friggin questions to annoy someone with!?
238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild?
mild, not spicie at all.
239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry?
Shy most of the time...
240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? (ok these are lame so what :P)
mad
241. Wind, water, or fire?
none!
242. Earth or sky?
Earth
243. Iced or hot?
Iced...from Gloria Jean's
244. Mocha or regular?
mocha
245. Would you like fries with that?
McDonalds yes, BK no - onion rings, Sonic no - tator tots
246. Single or double?
double
247. Mild or hot sauce?
Taco Bell - mild....anything else...HOT
248. What do you think about guns?
They can be dangerous in the wrong hands...
249. What color is your hand?
green, lol what color do you think it is.
250. Do you like being called nice?
yes because I am nice and sweet.
251. Are you right-faced?
as opposed to....?
252. If you were a frog would you eat flies?
Flies & Budweiser....lol...sorry, couldn't resist that groooaaaner!
253. Do you eat flies already?
not to my knowledge
254. If you were a cat would you eat rats?
ok, we're getting ridiculous again!
255. Do you have a pet rat?
hell no!
256. Name your pets.
we have angel my lab, max the German Shepard, and peanut the miniature Winnie dog
257. Do you love your pets?
yes, I love them they are my babies
258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period?
An exclamation one minute....then a period the next....possibly a semi-colon or comma....
259. Do you love me (question mark)
sorry, no (period)
260. VHS or hi-8?
VHS
261. What is better: sand or dirt?
sand
262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels?
I think I am goona go with killer squirrels
263. Are you scared of small animals?
like what?
264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?
Alvin
265. Leave-in or Rinse-out?
Hair stuff: rinse out
266. Straight, waves, or curls?
straight
267. Who is your favorite power ranger?
I refuse to associate the words favorite & power ranger in the same sentence!
268. Who is your favorite Smurf?
Papa Smurf was the shit!
269. Who is your favorite GI Joe?
Sorry, don't know them well enough....
270. Do you love Optimus Prime?
hell yeah he rocked the house
271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie?
gee I don�t know.!
272. Did you watch Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little?
Hell yeah! He's still funny as hell.
273. Would you watch it now if it was still on?
It IS still on...well...the re-runs anyway
274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
I refuse to answer this one...that's a little old now...
275. Will the world ever know?
doubtful
276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out?
I can't believe we're still talking about this! Get on with it already!
277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl?
Tigger, I just love that bouncing tiger
278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets?
cartoon
279. Have you ever been to Disneyland?
nope
280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld?
nope
281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go again?
hell yeah!
282. Have you ever been out of the country?
nope
283. If so, where?
hey hey?
284. Do you like where you live?
The state, yeah...the city is ok...the place is ALL MINE...so I'm pretty happy with things at the moment
285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun?
what if I don't want to?
286. Count your fingers. How many do you have?
last time i checked, there were all 8 of them
287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished?
does someone actually know the answer to this to date???
288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get caught?
hell no...that'd ruin it all!
289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety?
Tweety
290. Is your room messy right now?
not too bad...not nearly as bad as it could be!
291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now?
gee I only have one can you guess witch one it is.
292. Are you sure you counted correctly?
Like I only have one can you guess witch one it is!
293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail?
no
294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character?
yes! and I�m not telling
295. What is your favorite TV show?
oh my lets see, on Monday I watch buffy, farscape, angel, Boston public, wwf, then on tue. I watch buffy, farscape, then on wed. I watch enterprise, special unit 2, farscape and buffy, then on thur. I watch buffy farscape, Gilmore girls, charmed, and wwf, the on Fri. I watch buffy.
296. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
I like them all
297. Who is your favorite TV character?
Gee it depends on what I am watchin
298. What are your favorite awards show?
I don�t know
299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day?
I wish
300. If so, for what? If no, why not?
hopefuly for a movie that I make. J
301. What was the last certificate/award you got for?
Geez! High school was years ago!
302. Are you obsessed with sports?
hell yeah
303. What is your favorite sport?
I like preatty much all of them
304. Do you watch or play that sport?
well I could.
305. What is your favorite basketball team?
Don't have one...
306. What is your favorite baseball team?
rangers
307. What is your favorite hockey team?
Dallas Stars
308. What is your favorite football team?
don�t have one
309. Favorite players?
don't have any
310. What is the most boring thing to watch on TV?
Golf
311. Do you watch golf?
hell no...it's the most boring thing...didn't you just read my last answer??
312. Who is your favorite golfer?
did we not see the last to questions!
313. If you said you weren't bored before, are you now? If yes, SHUSH!
well, it's definitely time for another drink
314. What are you the King of?
Nothing, but I am the Queen Bitch, lol J
315. Can you name all the characters on the Simpson�s?
ALL of them??? Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge, Homer, Moe, Mr. Burns,.........uh........
316. What is the bartenders name?
Moe
317. What is the quickie-mart's owner's name?
Habib? lol
318. Who is the police chief?
chief wigum
319. What is your school called?
I graduated from berkner, I have been to Navarro Jr. College, and Richland college and art institute of Dallas
320. What grade are you in?
23rd...lol
321. What is your school colors?
I don�t know
322. What is your school mascot?
I don�t think we have one...
323. What clubs are you in?
I am in none, I need a life.
324. Do you have a specific person who is your school mascot?
we don�t have one
325. If yes, what is his/her name and what do they wear? If no, you should.
sorry
326. How many teachers do you have?
I have 4
327. What is your favorite subject?
in one of my video classes.
328. Why?
lets see because they are fun.
329. What is your worst subject?
Ummm probably english
330. Why?
Because I sucked at it!
331. What do you wish you had done in the past, but didn't?
Done better in school and not goofed off so much
332. What do you wish you hadn't done?
gee I don�t know
333. What do you wish for?
my dreams to come true
334. What are your goals?
to be happy w/my life....to have love in my life...get a awesome fun job.
335. What do you plan to be?
anything in the video production field, directing, special effects, editing, etc etc
336. Are you going to college (now or future?)
umm yes
337. Did middle school suck?
it was ok i guess...each year got better than the one before though
338. Did elementary school suck?
hell no it rocked.
339. Did you call elementary school something else? (grade school, basic?)
Elementary school.
340. How many people go to your school?
Gee I lot I guess
341. How many did you wish go to your school?
Doesn't matter...!
342. Do you hate anyone?
no not really I like everyone
343. Do you love anyone?
yes
344. Do you have a friend that you wish wasn't?
sometimes
345. Do you read your horoscope?
everyonce in awhile
346. Do you believe in that stuff?
yup...for the most part
347. Whipped cream or fudge syrup?
woo hoo! BOTH!
348. Please tell that someone that you love, just what you're thinking of, if tomorrow never comes! Did they like it?
i have before
349. Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you find them?
heck yeah.
350. Have you ever found someone's wallet?
actually no
351. Did you give it back?
I would if I found one....
352. What is the most money you've ever found at once?
.10
353. Who is your favorite model?
Don't think i have one...sorry
354. Do you think women with a lot of makeup on are prettier?
depends on the woman and how much make-up we're talking about
55. Do you want to be a model?
not really...although free clothes would be nice...lol
356. Can you walk the runway?
....i'm too sexy for....lol!
357. Have you ever pretended you could?
of course!
358. Are you too sexy for your clothes?
sometimes!
359. Have you ever gone out with more than one person at a time?
not really...
If so, what happened?
never happened before
360. Do you read other people's mail?
I have before, I am a snikie one..
361. Are you Curious George?
he's so cute, and yes I am!
362. Do you like monkeys?
they're a trip! i used to want one...actually...i still wouldn't mind having one!
363. Do you look like a monkey?
i dressed up like a gorilla for Halloween one year.
364. Are yawns contagious?
sometimes
365. Does yawning turn you on?
depends
366. Do you like Alanis Morissette?
she's pretty cool
367. Do you think she is pretty?
heck I don�t know
368. Do you think she is a good singer?
i get a little irritated with the whining in some of the songs...but she's alright
369. What type of fetishes do you have?
you really don't want to know...
370. Do you wear socks on in bed?
hell yeah especaly when it is cold.!
371. Do socks turn you on?
if they're clean...and...nevermind...i won't be able to explain this one well enough...lol
372. What do your weirdest socks look like?
there white!
373. Do your socks have holes in them?
some...but i just bought new ones
374. Do you want a Volkswagen?
eww no
375. What is that kind of phone called with the round dialer thing that they don't make now?
rotary...
376. Do your socks smell?
problay do
377. Do you smell?
i smell GOOOOOOD hehe
378. What do you smell like?
I smell like amy
379. Will what you smell like make me puke?
doubtful...why would I wear it?
380. What cologne do your wear?
hmm I don�t wear that since I don�t have any.!
381. Or do you wear perfume?
hmm I don�t wear that since I don�t have any
382. Does it smell better or worse than you?
It makes me smell YUMMY! hehe
383. Do you like CK-1 or CK-Be?
don�t know never smelled that stuff before.!
384. Do you wish you were a woman?
Last time I checked, I WAS a woman
385. So what's your foot doing right now?
going to sleep
386. Look up, what's there?
the ceiling...
387. Do you have cable?
yes
388. Do you have extended-cable?
not at the moment
389. Do you think the word "HyPeRnEsS" sounds cool?
not really.
390. Do you have caller-ID?
nope that why I have an answering machine. lol
391. Do you have call-waiting?
yup...people who don't annoy me
392. Do you have 2 phone lines?
yes
393. Do you think the phone company rips you off?
hell yeah!
394. Do you like your mom?
love her to death! :o)
395. Do you like your dad?
my step-dad is the SHIT!!! He is the Pimp Daddy!!
396. Do you like your siblings?
at times I do!!!
397. Now that you've been filling this out for a while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ?
no I have lost simple thought, wittie response sure to follow
398. Do you have to use the bathroom now?
not yet
399. When was the last time you did?
when I got home from school this morning
400. Do you have a guy bathroom or girl bathroom?
it's a free-for-all bathroom
401. Are you the God of Kinkiness?
umm, ekkk sex questions gee I don�t know
402. What is your bathroom's color theme?
well conserding I live at home with my mom I have no say in it.
403. What room are you in now?
bedroom
404. What color shows up there the most?
white
405. Do you know who Keroppi is?
He's Hello Kitty's Froggie friend
406. Do you know what Sanrio is?
Sanrio Surprise
407. Can you wink with either eye?
yes
408. Can you roll your tongue?
no?
409. Do you have a chin-cleft?
no
410. Do you like MTV?
sometimes
411. Do you like Beavis and Butthead?
I did not have cable when it first came out
412. Are you double-jointed?
no
413. When was the last time you went to a picnic?
probably when I was little...with my parents
414. Do you like parks?
hell yeah!
415. Do you like hiking?
hell yeah it fun as hell
416. Do you like kids?
when they are not mine yes.
417. Are you a kid?
at heart, yes
418. Do you want kids?
yes, one day I do
419. Do you want kids now?
LORD NO!
420. How many kids do you want?
Gee I don�t now well wait to see after the first one
421. Do you want to be a single parent?
no
422. Are you going Easter egg hunting?
haven't been in years...but that was sooo fun
423. Do you hide Easter eggs from yourself?
lol no, but i love to eat them
424. Do you hide gifts/money from yourself so you find them later and are surprised?
I don't hide it intentionally, but i have accidentally and realized it later and was surprised to find it
425. Do you like your memories?
For the most part
426. Have you ever been digging in your backyard (if you have one) and found something interesting?
I found dirt is that intreasting engough
427. If so, what? If no, start digging!
you gonna scoop the dog shit first?
428. Did you know my phone just rang again?
When did I give you any clue that I still cared?
429. Now is yours ringing?
unfortunately not
430. What is your favorite radio station?
Mix102.9, 106.1, and any jazz station
431. Do you know what a jingle is?
yes
432. Does your radio station have one?
most of them....if that's what you want to call it
433. Have you memorized all their commercials?
no...i tune those out
434. Do they play as many commercials as they play music?
some of the stations do
435. What kind of music do they play?
102.9 = popular stuff, 80's stuff and older stuff, 106.1 plays the new stuff, and the jazz sations play well lets see jazz.
436. Are you hungry right now?
i was about 10 minutes ago...until I fixed myself something to eat
437. Do you know of all the radio stations in your area?
no
438. Do you not even care?
not really
439. When were you the most surprised last/ever?
I can�t rember.
440. Why? What happened?
I don�t remeber
441. Uh, oh. My phone rang again. Did you know that time?
and your point is WHAT???
442. Do you like it or hate it when people call?
depends on who calls and why they calll
443. Are you psychic?
I think everyone's a little psychic
444. Are you psycho?
sure why not?
445. Do you like Beck?
...what is that?
446. Do you have 2 turntables and a microphone?
No,
447. Do you want to be a DJ?
No,
448. Are you a DJ?
naaahhh.....
449. Do you know "where it's at?"
of course!
450. Where do you want to be right now?
donin something else besides this!!!
451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly now?
manly? uhh...not really
452. Do you like school?
yes when its fun
453. Do you bathe daily?
thank god yes!
454. Weekly?
no, that's more like some people I know! lol
455. Monthly?
that's pretty gross
456. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
turn off the alarm
457. Do you like waking up?
god no
458. Are you a morning person?
NOPE!
459. Would you let a girl paint your nails if she asked?
hmmm I don�t know
460. Do you do it yourself?
no
461. Do your grandparents live in a cabin?
no
462. Do you want to be the Unibomber junior?
uhh, no
463. Are you scared of the Easter Bunny?
only when they grab my ass while getting my picture taken with them
464. What about the Tooth Fairy?
the tooth fairy is cool!
465. Do you like sitting on Santa's lap?
depends on WHO Santa is.....
466. When was the last time you did?
a few years ago
467. Would you sit on Santa's lap for some silly putty?
LOL! let me think about it
468. Do you have a Ken doll?
used to when i was little
469. Do you like him?
i was always curious about that "buldge"..........lol
470. Do you want Barbie?
uh, not really
471. Do you still play with GI Joes?
no,
472. Are transformers cool?
yeah, they rock the house
473. Do you love A Christmas Story?
yup!
474. Is it time to slam down?
lol
475. Does A Wonderful Life make you sick?
i've honestly never seen the whole thing!
476. Do you like glue?
you can do many cool things with glue!
477. What is your favorite recreational sport?
umm anything fun
478. Do you have a car?
yup
479. What kind?
one that's still getting me where I need to go most days
480. What kind of car do you want?
any old muscle car!
481. Have you ever swum in the Nile River?
uh huh! every weekend! idiot!
482. Do you have a thing for alligators?
a fear of them...yeah...
483. Are you a cat-man or a dog-man?
dog chick
484. Would you rather go to church or pet your dog?
go to church
485. What is the plural form of "SWAN?"
swans
486. Do you like geese?
no...they're mean and they chase you!
487. Do you like hot dogs?
with chili, cheese, and mustard!
488. What about hamburgers?
yum yum especially with cheese and mustard
489. Ketchup, Mayo, or mustard?
Always Mayo...sometimes all of them...depends on what I'm eating
490. What is your favorite letter?
Y
491. Cup or glass?
cup
492. How many calories are in one 8 OZ. serving of Western Family Strawberry-Banana lowfat yogurt?
I don't have a clue
493. Are your feet cold right now?
not at all
494. Do you believe in aliens?
we are definitely not alone!
495. Have you ever seen a UFO?
i think i might have
496. What is your newspaper called?
The main metroplex paper is The Dallas Morning News
497. Do you enjoy work?
HELL YEAH! My boss is the shit!!!
498. Do you consider yourself smart?
yes, i'm fairly intelligent
499. Do you like your ears?
i guess so
500. Do you know what?
no what?