" I knew that all this would happen. From the day we started the band I knew--not in a cocky way, but it was just a feeling. A very comforting feeling. So it was exciting when it happened and it was, like, amazing, and it was really crazy, but it wasn't unexpected." -Benji
"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." -Joel on Billy
"If i were in that pit, i'd be making out with every one of you!" - Joel
"Benji is life...all the rest is just details... Life is Benji" - Benji
"You know who else likes mking out? Sum 41. I know first-hnd... Or my friend does..."-Benji
"Getting beat." - Benji on his best childhood memory
"Painted finger nails didn't really go with testosterone" ~ Benji
"Yes, I'm pimpin' this jacket, thank you very much" ~ Joel
Have we ever murdered a boy band? YES! There was a band called P-Town, and we shot them!" - Benji
this next onw isnt a GC quote, but i still love it. It's by Mike from Linkin Park talking about dl songs... "We think music should be shared, so go ahead... DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT!"
"Hey Guys, I have some bad news for you, we were backing out of the parking lot...and I think we ran over lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad."
WORDGAME(part 2)
BARNEY Billy: A big purple dinosaur
Joel: Rubble
Benji: Fife
Paul: Poop
SECRETS?
Billy: Oh, this is gonna be good...
Joel: What if we told about each other?
Billy and Paul: Yeah! Yeah!
Joel: Ummm,who wants to do Billy?
Billy: Who wants to do me? I'd rather skip that one!
Joel: Ummm, I can tell you that Billy loves The Nightmere Before Christmas and he loves peanut butter, anything peanut butter.
Billy: Thats a true statement...
Joel: Was that interesting? Juicey! Juicey!
Benji: Joel didn't kiss a girl till he was...... 16?
Joel: [nods] I didn't make out with one till I was 18....
Benji: Nah... it wasn't that long was it?
Joel: Yeah... 17, 18....
Benji: Ok, so....
Joel: Not that there's anything wrong with that kids. Don't feel the pressure to like.... it's cool or anything.....
Paul: I got you [points to Benji] Benji gets the most use out of the back lounge on the tour bus.
[Benji laughs and tries to make a 'Paul's a liar' face, but doesn't succeed] Joel: [scrunches nose] OH hoooooooohh...
Benji: [shakes head] thats just not...
Billy: I got Paul. On that back use in the tour bus, it's actually them share it together.
Joel: Paul..
Billy: Paul and Benji together
Benji: That just sounds weird.... that just sounds weird....
Joel: I read Harry Potter...
Billy: The secret about Paul, listen, the thing about Paul is, you don't know is Paul is a natural born thug. He's just husslin' and strugglin', thats the life story of Paul.
Joel: Yea, yea.
LASTWORDS
Benji: I just wanna say the disclamier. That we are not funny guys and everything we've said is probably..
Joel: LIES
Benji: gonna make you not want to be our fans. So we appologise for this really weird interview, and awkward things we've said..
Joel: And I wanna appologise for us, being in your country and disrupting your way of life. I'm sorry.
Benji-(reading post)"I agree, they should play some 'motivation station'. It's not a benji and Joel show without GC videos."(laughs)What's a motivation station?
Joel-I don't know.
Benji-I don't know either, but that's the new term kids. That's the cool thing to say."
''Yeah, on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like �Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!� And this morning when I walked into the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing �When You Wish Upon A Star.� -Benji
''I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants�but they fell off, so I couldn�t wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next to me.�-Benji
''Good evening boys and girls, welcome to the Nutcracker. This is Rob Tim, I will crack you nuts. Today I�m going to teach you a little lesson about life, the Rob Tim way.�-Benji
it's not really a quote but more something that happened. I'm not sure if anyone watched Egos and Icons in Canada but we just had one for Blink 182 and they interviewed benji and joel about Blink's jokes. I dunno if anyone's heard benji make a whiners' voice but it was so funny. He was pretending to be a person who was critizing blink's jokes and he was shaking his head side to side saying "Those are stupid poo poo and pee pee jokes" in this complainers voice. It looked so funny, you had to see it...
Benji(reading a post--All Things Rock):What I was simply saying was: that guys rock harder than girls. I mean...does that piss you off? That men are better then women?(it's not even true but he can belive what he want *lol*)
Joel: Never go with your boyfriend or girlfriend, because there are all kinds of people there. There are girls and they're all wearing bikinis.........
*What to bring*
Joel: A hidden tape recorder so you can tape the bands and download it on the internet
*About the mosh pit*
Joel: Don't grope girls (we hope hes directing this to the boys) 'cause that's just disrespectful
Joel: There are no rules but if you disrespect the ladies you jacked
Joel: It's muddy, your clothes start to get sticky, and you can take 'em off
Billy: Make sure you buy the $15 soft drink and the $12 hot dog
Joel: Usually they have these cool vegie hot dogs - and if you can get enough kids together you can cause a small riot
Joel: Every once in a while there will be that girl with the armpit hair. Its like "Damm, girl! Shave that!"
Billy: I don't know about meeting girls at festivals because most of them have been there all day. For the first two hours you can meet a girl. After that, all hell breaks loose.
*What to wear*
Joel: Bikini tops!
Benji: You've got to show off that stomach
Billy: Board shorts
Benji: A Turtleneck and a dress that goes to her ankles. And a veil and gloves
Joel: If its raining, a white t-shirt. Read the weather - if it says rain, white is always the way to go
this isn't really a quote but, it's fecking funny... there was one episode where benji was saying what videos they would play, and he mentioned jimmy eat world, and joel did this ghetto "yeah, jimmy eat world!" and then benji made fun of him and started moving his head imitating joel... that almost made me pee my pants I was laughing do hard!
"7 albums later.." -Both
Pause.. (and both look at each other)
I hate it when we do that!!! -Joel
Damn! we always say the same things at the same time!! -Benji
It's so embarrassing!! -Joel
Oh look we're twins! We say the same things! (waving hand in a retarded way!) -Benji (who else!)
