Benji Quotes
"This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first 'cause I've had some troubles with that before." (During "Seasons")
"C'mon, everyone put your hands in the air and sway them back and forth. Let's get a big hippie, we are the world thing going on!"
"I'm gonna... go... walk into... traffic."
"We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is suppose to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey."
"Sorry mom I like to makeout!"
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
"They used to call him Joely Moley."
"Did I mention I'm allergic to everything?"
"Christina Aguilera tired to make out with me... and I shut her down!" (imitating Joel)
"Look!...There's Joel!...There's the other one!"
"1 egg, 1 sperm...2 babies!"
"Good Charlotte's for the kids!!!"
"He's what you call a loser folks. A loser." (Speaking about Joel in high school.)
"I'm agoraphobic. I just want someone to love me!"
"We like to go out to shopping malls and harass people."
"We usually say this is the 'Makeout Song' but our mom is here!"
"What's my official statement? My official statement is.... that I've been wearing the same underwear for four days."
"We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked."
"When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about like, music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like, *Benji imitating Joel* Dude�dude� I told you not to wear my socks, dude� You know I like my socks� Benj!�Dude�Oh are those my boxers too?�Dude ohhh� Ohh do you have to go there�Dude� Dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care� are those my boxers? Dude!"
"I sell out every day. I say give me a five dollars and I'll give you a kiss."
"I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants, but they fell off, so I couldn't wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next to me."
"You know who else likes making out? Sum41. I know from first hand experience. ..Or... my friend does."
"Hi we're crazy town and we suck!"
"One time I ripped Joel�s nipples off! One time I pierced Paul�s butt cheeks together."
"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..." -Benji to Joel.
"You know, I just like to keep it all in the family." -Benji, after being accused of having relations with his bro Joel.
"Hey guys, I have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot...and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad."- Benji
Joel: "Oh Edgefest 2, how I love thee..."
Benji: "...with your poo poo and your pee pee..."
"Yeah, on our day off we went to Disneyland for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star.'" - Benji
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