Did
Adam and Eve have navels?
Do
one-legged sucks swim in circles?
How
can there be self-help groups?
How
do you know when your out of invisible ink?
If
a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If
a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar, do you believe
him?
If
a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
If
an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon
called a yellow?
If
God sneezes what should you say?
If
knees where backwards, what would chairs look like?
If
soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?
If
someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does
he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If
someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
If
the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right
to remain silent?
If
women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings,
why don't they wear a pair of bras?
If
you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?
If
you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting
wet?
If
you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when your done?
If
you take a shower, where do you put it?
If
your cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read correctly?
If
your travelling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights
on, what happens?
Is
it possible to be totally partial?
Should
vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Since
cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side
down, what happens when you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?
What
did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
What
do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered
plants?
What
happened to the first 6 ups?
What
is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What's
another word for thesaurus?
What
is the speed of dark?
What
part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
What
was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's
another word for synonym?
When
people lose weight, where does it go?
When
sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
When
you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
When
your sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
When
your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why
your just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Why
are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
Why
do airlines call flights nonstop? Won't they all stop eventually?
Why
do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like?
Why
do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why
do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
Why
do people drive on parkways but park on driveways?
Why
do we have hot water heaters?
Why
do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why
do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?
Why
does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why
doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why
doesn't super glue stick to it's container?
Why
don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why
is it called a TV set when you only get one?
Why
is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called
cargo?
Why
is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why
is the word abbreviate so long?
Why
is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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