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09/14/2001
Well
did some screenshots. Hmm... taking screenshots
is hard U know, especially when U can't find the button
because you're still busy snorting and hooting..
09/10/2001
Hmm...
dark clouds are gathering above Guided. The new kickvote
thing is destroying my fun. As soon as I enter a server,
it's "kick guided 1.yes 2.no". And I seem
to be the only one who presses 2. Even before I can
fire a single shot, I am kicked. Even if my cheats are
off I'm kicked. Anyhoo, I know it's my own fault, but
this kickvote system is exactly how Hitler came to rule
Europe for half a decade. I've seen people kicked just
because they had skills, or because they were German...
I believe this voting system was introduced to deal
with cheaters like me, but the result is like getting
rid of an annoying mosquito by nuking it with an intercontinental
ballistic missile. Instead of using a fascist voting
system, isn't it a better idea to fix the damn code,
that made cheating possible in the first place?
09/08/2001
Lalalala yeah ho ho.. A new look for this idiotic site.
Just because I thought it was funny, I joined the PlanetHalflife
guys, whether they like it or not. Wish I had a cooler
URL tho, something like uhm 'www.guided.com' or something
but that's gonna cost me money and that makes it all
academic...
09/07/2001
More useless crap: I added a poll hihi, because I'd
like to know the exact statistics of Guided-fan behaviour.
09/06/2001
Hehe I got a forum now. Just to annoy Moderators of
other forums. To start a topic You don't have to be
a member or something and you don't have to sign up.
Hehe every time I get banned from a forum I have to
come up with a new e-mail adress, I hate that.
09/01/2001
I removed the cheatz-links from my page, This page was
meant to be a funny page anyway. I don't wanna anger
administrators any longer. So the idea behind this page
is now purely fun. I'm not helping people find cheats
anymore.
08/28/2001
Tralalala deedee well uhm.. I added some stuff, like
amusing Playerlists, check it out. Still working on
the screenshots stuff. Some guys at work gave me some
ideas about this site...Do that when I feel like it..
And oh yeah! I GOT BANNED FROM GAMEPOINT!! WAHAHAHAHihih!!
Well.. more like: I got banned for 1 day, because I'm
already back, hahihi.. I got it all worked out! GP and
Guided are at war!! Read all about it on the Guided
got banned page,
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Saturday, 09/07/2001 | Counter-strike
Yaaay!! I gotz me lots of amusing reactions of disgruntled
Guided victims, so I decided to join the Planetsuch-and-so
guys, whether they like it or not. I even complied to there
rule to put the Gamespy logo in the top of the page ( although
I improved the logo, I like it better this way ).
Anyhoo: I'm Guided by Voices. If you don't know who or what
the hell Guided by Voices is then the joke is probably lost
on you. I cheat and I admit it. However: even I think aimbots
are gay. Cheaters who deny being cheaters are also gay, and
they smell too.
The cheats I use are Wallhack, Flashbanghack, Smokehack, Skincheat,
Speedhack, Colored Fullbright Skins and Spectator cheats.
But that's all, I swear!! So I'm practically a little angel,
right? If you can't take a joke then call 1-800-EATME, or
else call Valve and ask for Mike the Spaghetti code programmer.
All you other guys: Check out my cool links and the funny
shit below, and don't forget to fuck up my Forum,
my Guestbook
and my Poll-thing.
Guided ;)
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Interesting
Remarks by Fans
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Saturday, 14/09/2001 | Counter-strike
Well everytime I enter a Cstrike-server I'm welcomed by my fans
in the most creative ways. It seems they really take the time
to express their feelings about me, which gives me that warm
feeling of amusement.
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Funny threads about Guided
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Saturday, 09/08/2001 | Counter-strike
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