Interview
Lina: Hey, welcome to the interview with the Dante twins, and with me is Dante and Future Dante, or I should say Dante#2

Dante: Yo!!!

Dante#2: *silent*

Lina: Ok Let's get started!!

Dante: Let's Rock Baby!!!

Dante#2: Yeah Yeah sure sure!

Lina: First question, Do any of u like to sing kareoke? *laughs*

Dante: I do!!!

Dante#2: Absolutly not, I don't do that crap!!

Lina: Will you learn to say Shit!

Dante#2: Fine, I don't do that shit!!

Dante: *singing* Everything you say to me, is a one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break, I need alittle room to breathe, is a one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break...

Lina: OOOoooooH he's singing that song by LINKIN PARK!! Ahem... next question, Anyone wanna duel?

Dante: If I knew how, sure I would love to.

Dante#2: Nope, I don't play childish games!!

Lina: Ok we'll be right back...

*After a few commercials...*

Lina: We're back, huh? *looks around* Dante, where's your future half?

Dante: I dunno. *Sips on wine*

Lina: *sees Dante#2 running back into the studio.*

Dante#2: *returns, breathes heavily* I'm...Back.

Lina: Where were you?

Dante#2: I..Was..fighting..off...demons.

Lina: Ok now sit your ass back down.  Next question, How good was both of your lives?

Dante: We had the same life, and it was fucked up!

Dante#2: Dur!!

Lina: I know.  Last question, are any of you involved in sexual relationships?

Dante: I have a sexual relationship with Sephiroth.

Dante#2: Hell no, I not gay!!

Lina: Well, tune in next time!!
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