Arucard: Why am I here...?
Miss Hellsing: I wanna interview you
Arucard: I can't stand crowds...*gets up and starts walking off*
Miss Hellsing: Arucard!!!
Arucard: Look, Lina, I'm sorry I can't stay for the interview...
Miss Hellsing: It'll be quick, I promise
Arucard: .........
Miss Hellsing: Please Arucard....please *puts a gun to her head*
Arucard: Lina!! * runs up and takes the gun away from her* I'm sick and tired of you doing that!!
Miss Hellsing: Then sit your ass down in that chair so we can start the interview, don't worry.
Arucard: .........*sits down*
Miss Hellsing: Thank you so much, Arucard
Arucard: *sighs*
Miss Hellsing: Ok Arucard, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Arucard: Like to go blood hunting...
Miss Hellsing: Yep, I knew you would say that, ok Arucard, do you wanna become rich and famous?
Arucard: I don't care about money or fame, and no, I don't wanna be popular, I don't care about popularity...
Miss Hellsing: C'mon, how bad is it?
Arucard: Very bad, I hate almost everyone...
Miss Hellsing: ok...let's move on...ok what kind of food do you like?
Arucard: I thought you already knew that...
Miss Hellsing: I do, I just wanna ask again
Arucard: *sighs* Sweet-flavored food...
Miss Hellsing: oh goody....I just luv your voice!!
Arucard: figures....
Miss Hellsing: ok, last question...
Arucard: Haliluyah...
Miss Hellsing: ok, Arucard, do you ever pass out?
Arucard: no...never had and never will...
Miss Hellsing: Cool, well that's about it....see ya around...*walks off with Arucard*