I sit down to pee
I can justify
Any shopping spree
Don't go to the barber
But a beauty salon
I can get a massage
Without a hard-on
I can balance the checkbook
I can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends
Bout the size of my ass
My beauty's a masterpiece
And yes, it takes long
At least i can admit
To others when i'm wrong
I don't drive in circles
At any cost
And i don't have a problem
Admitting i'm lost
I never forget
An important date
You just gotta deal with it
I'm usually late
I don't watch movies
With lots of gore
Don't need instant replay
To remember the score
I won't lose my hair
I don't get jock itch
And just cos i'm assertive
Don't call me a bitch
Don't say to your friends
Oh yeah, I can get her
In your dreams, my dear
I can do better!
Flowers are ok
But jewellery's best
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!
I don't have a problem
With expressing my feelings
I know when your lying
You look at the ceiling!
Don't call me a girl
A babe or a chick
I am a WOMAN!
Get it? You DICK!!!