Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
Place silly items (underware, tampons, condoms, etc.) in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Take as many empty shopping carts as you can find, just to fill them up and leave them around the store.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day
Go get clothes of the opposite sex and then try to go into the other dressing room to try them on. (if you are a girl get mens clothes and try to go in the mens dressing room and vice vera.)
Spray all of the perfumes in the cosmetics department.
Duel with others with tubes of gift wrap.
Take some wheelchairs and have races around the store
Walk really slowly when there are people behind you
Try on some ugly hats and wear them around the store.
Walk up to an employee and say "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens
Put a bathing suit on over your clothes and walk around.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people come by say rude things to them.
Turn up the radios to stupid stations really loudly
Walk through the clothing/jewelry depratment and loudly say "Who buys this crap anyways?"
Make flyers up that say "K-Mart is better" then hand them out to customers at Wal-Mart.
Ride a bike throughout the store and say you are test-driving it
Tell an employee that you are lost
Follow people throughout the store for the entire time they are there
Play soccer with your friends throughout the whole store
Move the "Caution wet floor" signs onto carpeted areas.
Put a blanket over your shoulders and run through the store saying "I'm Batman! To the Batcave!"
When a group of about 2 or 3 people are walking, run between them chanting "Red Rover, Red Rover"
Make up nonsense products and ask the employees if there is any in stock (example: Shnerples)
Make an entire aisle a "battlefield" between GI Joes and X_Men
Hold indoor shooping cart races
Play Marco Polo
Misplace all the items in different departments
When someone steps away from their cart, silenty steal it and go hide it
Put something really cheap, like candy, on layaway
Take a lounge chair to the electronics dept. and sit and watch TV.
Play the game "Fish" with a group of friends.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
Some of these are some fun ideas to spice up things at your local Wal-Mart. Try not to get caught though ;). See how many different pranks you can do in one visit without getting caught!:)
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