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| Rated: R Warnings: Language, Adult Content |
| In Dreams? |
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| Aaron bounded up the walk to Nick's house. He had just gotten home from tour and was excited to see his big brother. He knocked on the door, not getting an answer. He knew Nick was home because his cars where in the garage and he could hear music coming from the house. Aaron tried the door, seeing it was unlocked and walked inside. What the fuck? he thought as he walked into the kitchen and spotted Nick at the table. The table was set with a play tea set for three. Nick was sitting at one place, a Care Bear was at another, and a Barbie doll in the third. Everyone had party hats on, even the Barbie. "Uh, Nick?" Aaron asked. Nick looked over and smiled, "Hey AC, you wanna join us?" Aaron cautiously walked closer, "Um Nick, what are you doing?" "Oh, we're having a party. Where are my manners? Let me introduce you," he said, "This is Mr. Care Bear, and his girlfriend Ms. Barbie." Aaron's eyebrows raised, "Uh huh, Nick are you drunk?" Nick looked offended, "No! And you should at least say hi to them, you're being rude." "Um, Hi," Aaron said, I'm talking to a Care Bear and a Barbie, what the hell? "Come have a seat," Nick urged, pulling out a chair. Aaron sat down, still wondering what his brother was on to make him act this way. "OK, back to our conversation," Nick said, looking at the Care Bear, "Are you sure you're ready for that?" "Ready for what?" Aaron asked, deciding to play along with his brother's delusion. "Oh, well you see Mr. Bear here and Ms. Barbie think they're ready for the next step in their relationship," Nick answered. "Uh huh, and that would be what?" Aaron asked. "S-E-X," Nick whispered. Aaron looked at the two inanimate objects with a confused expression on his face, "Nick, I don't think that can happen." "Why not? They love each other, and I think they're old enough to make that decision," Nick said. Aaron couldn't help but laugh, "No, I mean I don't think they can physically do that." Nick leaned closer to Aaron whispering in his ear, "I know that, and you know that, but Mr. Bear doesn't so let's not burst his bubble OK?" Aaron stared at Nick, "Are you high?" Nick laughed, "Oh little bro, you are funny. OK, now if you're gonna do that you have to be responsible," Nick went on, ignoring Aaron. "I mean that you have to use a condom, otherwise you'll have little Bear-bies running around, and you don't want that now do you?" Nick said, getting up and going to the frig. "Oh, I know you don't, so that's why I'm gonna teach you," he said, coming back to the table with a large cucumber in his hand. "What's that for?" Aaron asked. "Well Mr. Bear isn't schooled in the technique of putting on a condom, so I thought I'd demonstrate," Nick answered, pulling a condom package from his wallet and opening it up. My brother has lost his ever loving mind! Aaron thought. "Aaron, why don't you demonstrate for him," Nick said, handing the cucumber to him. "Uh no, I think I'll go get dad and see about getting you some help," Aaron said, standing up. "Help? For what?" Nick asked. Aaron gestured around the room, "Nick, this isn't normal. You do know that right?" "What isn't normal?" Nick asked, confused. "This!" Aaron yelled, "Nick, you're having a tea party with a Barbie and a stuffed animal! You're fucking twenty-three years old for God's sake! And what the hell are you listening to?!" Nick smiled, "Oh, that's Ms. Barbie's favorite Tim McGraw cd. Oh? No I don't mind if I do," Nick said, taking the Barbie and dancing across the floor with her in a waltz. Aaron's mouth dropped open watching his older brother dance around the room. "Nick, put the Barbie down and back away," he said in a stern voice. Nick stopped dancing and looked over, "Oh I'm sorry, did you wanna dance with her?" "No!" Aaron yelled, walking over to Nick and yanking the doll out of his hands. "Hey! Don't hurt her!" Nick said, trying to get the doll back. "Nick, you need help. Just let me call dad and we'll get you somewhere that can help you," Aaron pleaded. Nick pointed his finger in Aaron's face, "You're just jealous!" "Oh yeah, I'm jealous of a Care Bear and a Barbie doll, get a grip Nick," Aaron laughed. "You are, you're jealous because Mr. Bear stays with me all the time!" Nick yelled, then covered his mouth with his hand, "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I know I wasn't suppose to tell," he apologized. "Not suppose to tell who?" Aaron asked. "Ms. Barbie, she didn't know that ..... you ruined everything!" Nick cried. Aaron put his hand on his hip, "He stays with you all the time? Even when you sleep?" Nick nodded, then looked scared, "You don't think I'm gay do you? I mean there was that one time I woke up and he was under the sheets, but he said he got lost on his way to the bathroom. I believed him, but now.......Oh my God! You where trying to seduce me!" Nick babbled, pointing to the Care Bear. "Jesus Christ!" Aaron yelled, throwing his hands in the air, "You are fucking nuts!" Nick looked at him a hurt expression on his face, "Am not." "Nick, you are having a tea party with a Care Bear and a Barbie, explaining sex to them and possibly in a gay relationship with one, and abusing garden vegetables. Does any of this seem odd to you?!" Aaron asked. Nick thought for a moment, "No, why?" Aaron threw his hands up in the air, turning to leave. "Aaron, wait," Nick called after him, "Aaron.....!" "Aaron....Aaron!" Aaron jerked awake, looking around. "Hey man, we're here," his bodyguard said. "Here?" Aaron asked, still confused. "Yeah man, you said you wanted to see Nick before we went to the house, we're here," the guard answered. Aaron looked out the window of the car, seeing Nick's house looming in front of them. Damn, it was a dream, he thought, getting out of the car and walking up to the front door. He could hear music coming from inside, Country? Nick never listens to country. He shrugged it off and knocked on the door. "Just a minute," Nick yelled from inside. Aaron waited hearing things banging around for a moment before Nick opened the door, carrying a Care Bear in his arms and wearing a party hat. "Hey Aaron, you're just in time to join us," Nick said. Aaron stepped back his eyes wide, "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Back to My Stories Feedback |
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