| Lance Quotes |
| - "The worst feeling in the world is waking up in the morning." - "Do you want me to talk slower?" - "There's spit flying all over the place." - "Lets Get It On..." - "Man... I need to shave." - "What can I say? I'm a love machine�well�yeah no maybe I'm not." - "I can't bear looking in the mirror. I guess that's why my hair looks like this!" - "I was sky diving and I hit a bird." - "Fans don't love me, I get no love." - When asked what his eye color really is: "I don't know it depend on what I'm wearing. It's usually yellow, green, or blue." - "Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up now. It's not about horses. I promise, this song is not about horses." - "I have the worst memory in the world...I even forget the words to our songs!" - "This is the poo foo song "Poo foo Poo foo, where are you, please come out and play" - "I am NOT singing the song." - "Shnookums." - "You know what a pecan is right? Well, it's a nut, in a shell and butter is butter, but it's sweet. NEVERMIND! Chocolate Chip!" - "I can't sleep with any light whatsoever. My cell phone has this little charger. It has this little itty-bitty light and I can see it when my eyes are closed and it bugs the heck out of me, so I have to have total darkness... unless there's a fireplace." - "Oh my God, Chris, your dog just pissed on national television!" - "If you want to smack him, we won't press charges." - "Sorry Mom, I have wrinkled clothes." - "I like to flirt definitely.... I like to chase someone!" - "Every time I'm on something that moves, I mean, it rocks me right to sleep." - "I just like the letters, P. M. S." - "....in a desperate plea for PURE ANIMAL SEX....now that I have your attention...." - "'m southern, so, you know, I'm a gentleman. I open doors. I pay for everything. I think I'm an understanding boyfriend, I want her to be happy." - "I've got chills... they're multiplyin'... Oh my gosh this is my favorite movie." - "My nickname is Pez cuz I have a big Adam's apple." - "Shake your butt!" - "'m working on my hip-hop album now. It will be out in stores 2001. It's called, 'Ghetto Fabulous'. Lance has got the beat, yo!" - "I've been drinking this bottled water which has special herbs and essences in it which are supposed to make you a bit frisky, I've already had three bottles today!" - "I like girls that are true to themselves I like um, good girls. I like the innocent-type girls." - "Whoa I want a piece of that!" - "I think I just lost a filling...oh my God." (Lance after Kathy Griffen tried to kiss him, Billboards 2000) - "I am NOT singing that!" - "We love Busta, he just pees everywhere." - "She's a wonderful actress. Wonderful. And a really good kisser." (Talking about Emmanuelle) - "He sees a girl and says, 'Hey how's it goin?' Then he starts giving a message. And they go, 'Oh you have such strong hands, Oh!'" (On how Joey picks up chicks) - "It wasn't like a passionate in-bed kiss, but it was open mouth with tongue." (On the kissing scenes on On The Line) - "It's gravy, baby." - "Busta just pissed on the floor." - "M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked-letter-crooked-letter-I-humpback-humpback-I." (Spelling Missisippi) (Note: I really don't get this, maybe cause I'm Australian.) - "JC has two very different sides: on one he's like a coiled spring, but the other half he sleeps the whole time. He doesn't go out much, but when he does he really goes for it being the one who goes out the least, either. JC has a big sense of humor, but first he has to be tired 'cause that's when he gets giddy. Then he'll often laugh for no reason whatsoever, or he'll do something really stupid and laugh for hours and hours. Once we were in an airport in Spain and they lost our luggage so we were sitting in baggage claim for about two hours eating sweets. But JC went crazy and just started running around and around in circles around this big hall, laughing madly! Mmm... what else?... JC's a really good people person-people always like him 'cause he's gentle. The ladies like him 'cause he's quite smooth. You never know who JC's hitting on 'cause he's so cool about it. The one annoying thing about JC is when he's eating gum,he really smacks it around in his mouth... oh, oh and he eats faster than anyone. The other day in McDonald's I got a fries and a burger. I started eating it 'cause I was the first one to get my food and JC got his last, but JC got through his two Big Macs before I even finished my fries! It's weird 'cause he's so skinny and he eats loads! Ooooh... and another thing that bugs us is that he always says, "Eh?" with a Canadian accent 'cause he lives with two Canadians. He goes, "So you wanna party, eh?" Aargh!" (Thanks to [\a/n/\*n/s/y/n/c/\h\a\v\e\n\/] Sorry I didn't ask you first :P) |