| Joey Quotes |
| - "Chris is sugar. He sweats sugar." - "My wildest fantasy is a big pool of Jello. That's all I'm saying. You know, hang out with a bunch of people in a pool of Jello. I�m just a guy in a world full of girls, what else am I supposed to do? Ignore them?" - "I want to run around naked." - "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." - "Woah...woah!! That girl just checked me out!" - "My butt is getting too big. Been eating too many snacky cakes." - "I'm gonna pee in my pants!" - "We all come from singing families...uh...what about you, Lance?" - "How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut... It's not really very funny, is it?" - "You heard it here first...DISSED." - Actually he's gonna dye his hair blue and we're gonna be fire and ice. - "I liked doing all of them." (Note: I personally do NOT wanna know that he likes doing.) - "We just used our mouths." (Note: Again, I do not wanna know...) - "You know...I'm a jerk, I'm a loser, but please I want you back." - "Underwear!" - "I want to definitely touch." - "I am a ski bunny, going down the slopes." - "I don't have a superman tattoo on my butt, I swear!!!" - "I picked my nose when I was young so now I have big nostrils." - "He had the button up down preppy shirts, the tight jeans and the boots and his hair�ya know back in the old days when you put the bowl on your head and just chop!?" (on when he first met Lance) - "Pajamas my mommy got me for Christmas." - "We call him Scoop cause he always knows everything!" (about Lance) - "I don't play like a girl! I just can't play." - "Wade's gotta do a good job for me. Don't make me look like an ass." - "I was clinching my butt cheeks." - "I'm a horrible typist. I just like plink, plink, plink and before I know it four hours are gone already." - "Hey, I'm on the phone with you and I'm getting a shot in my butt." (Making The Video: Pop) - "Lance is pregnant!" - "JC likes to sleep with teddies!" [gets warning look from Justin, he ignores] "He does!" - "Hey MTV, whaddya think of that? Heh Heh Heh." - "I sometimes wear weird clothes. Like, I have this pirate's jacket with big fuzzy cuffs." - "I'm just a guy in a world full of girls, what else am I supposed to do? Ignore them??" - "When it comes to ladies, I look, give a smile, and keep on goin, hoping they come talk to me." - "JC is a deep thinker, so if it was serious, like a girl problem, I'd ask him. Lance for business stuff. Chris for practical jokes. Justin if I wanted him to pretend he was in my shoes. "(On who'd he go to for advice) - " could do it! I just need to work out..." - "Ummm...I don't know. I think it depends on how big the woodchuck is. If he was a big fat one, he could probably chuck a lot. Ten pounds." - "I look ugly. I need to get make up." (*Ntimate Holiday Special) - "What's your pleazzzzure?" - Q:What qualities are sexy? A:"The way a woman smiles�the way her eyes look, certain ways. Or even the color of her eyes. Somethin' that brings a personality out. That's kind of sexy." - "I fell outta bed once...IT HURT TOO!" |