| Chris Quotes |
| - "I don't like supermodels." - "I don't shower." - "I think I'm cuter as a cartoon." - "I never really made out to that song. How can I make out and sing at the same time?" - "Someone was like honk if you like *NSYNC and i was like beep beep beep there pretty good." - "We're like two Chinese fighting fish." (about Lance) - "The funny thing about JC is... well, say we were driving somewhere and we see a pretty girl on the sidewalk, the four of us will go, 'Hey, check out that girl!'... and five minutes later, JC will go, 'Wow! check out that dog! What kind is it?' He's nuts about dogs." (Note: That is sooo cute!) - "You can embarass us by having Joey come out on stage." - "I am NOT a dork! Take it back." - "We were first to have DIRTY POP...remember that!" - "I love her.... that...that.... ok she's not human...ewww�JC turn it off." - "Ok I'm just gonna back myself right on outta here before the cheek pinching starts." - "Alright, who took that 20 bucks from my pants pocket? I fell asleep on the plane and I woke up and there was 20 bucks missing and ya'll were grinning. I don't know who it was." - "I think I'm in Lance's dream." - "Getting off your butt and have fun." - "Joey kissed Lance!" - "I didn't want to grow up and be a woman." - "And there is drool! And there is drool, there is drool on the paper!" - "Our next outfits will probably have the buns cut out of them." - "I need lots of calming down!" - "Mosh pile on Carson!" - "We don't care if people make fun of us. We make fun of ourselves. Each of us have hats that say "N Stink" on them." - "Lance likes tasmanian devils, I like large bills." - "I'm gonna hit him in his head." - "If my girlfriend were taller than me, I'd start wearing heels." - "He babies us!" (about JC) - To Lance: "You ain't coming to the beach with me buddy!" - "I SLICED IT!" - "I'm from this planet!" - "Joey is like Tickle Me Elmo!!" - "She got WAY friendly with the hand gestures!" - "I was thinkin' somethin' original like Dumbo". - "He designed that?!? I'm gonna hit him in his head!" (to Justin) - "Do you mind if we vent a little? We have issues." - "Are you kidding me? My girlfriend would kill me!" - "So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other." - "Quit lyin'! He's a Mississippi albino!!!" (to Lance) - "I'm in love with an alien!" - "I didn't have time to talk about my new puppy-dog, Busta!!!!" - "I'm 26! Where is this written?! This keeps getting said! I'm 26!! Oh, for the love of Pete! Some body's gonna get fired for this!!!" (about his age) - "I think I pulled something in my ass..." (Chris "Making the video" 'It's Gonna Be Me') - "AHHHHH!!! MONSTERS!!!! Run with me!" (Chris "Making the video" 'It's Gonna Be Me') - "I like to wear Lance's underwear. It's rather spacious." - "Looking cute, sugar! Does your momma let you walk around like that? Looking ghetto fabulous!" - "Hey everyone! Lance needs a new battery! Everyone look at Lance while he changes his battery! Can we get a spotlight on him? There, now everybody stare at Lance!" - "Whoa. You hit me I swear to god, I'll be up over the hood of this heya dashboard so quick..." - "Can you see me past JC's hair? Look I'm over here! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo!" - "I FILA you, you FILA me, we all FILA each other, FILA, FILA, FILA, FILA, everybody FILA each other!" - "WHAT?!!!! What happened to the days where we'd go to the mall and pick out shirts?" - "None of the guys walk around naked." - "I think Lance is pretty good at it, too. He's sneaky. You don't know he's doing it until it's too late." (Chris on Lance being flirty) - "Red stands for right and blue stands for...not right." - "No matter how cheesy it sounds, beauty comes from within." - "I like the spaghetti string top, the halter, that shows off my halter." (Note: Guys know what halter tops are? Well Chris does have FumanSkeeto...) - "I can't believe John Garabidian has a crotch mike! This is so ridiculous, I'm not going to do this show anymore!" - "I'd like to do a duet with Gwen Stefani, just because I wouldn't sing, I'd just be asking her out on a date the entire time." - "I have Busta hairs all over me." - "I'll let you shave my head! - "We're a little bit biased, we love Christina, but we're a little biased because you know...Britney." - "She was in one of our videos, and she was the star in the video, and I just kept following her." (On how he met Danielle) (Note: I dunno if this is true cause I heard others...) - "I can't help screaming at the TV when football's on, my team needs my support, you know." - "I don't care. Tell me I'm a jerk again, I don't care...just say it in French." |