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"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose."
¤ Jim Elliot ¤
"Every Day is a Gift, That is why we call it the Present."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"Courage is facing your fears. Stupidity is fearing nothing."
¤ Todd Bellamare ¤
"Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver."
¤ Anonymous / 'Tenchi' (my friend, not the show.) ¤
"Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side, and it holds the universe together."
¤ Anonymous / 'Tenchi' (See above.) ¤
"I have the right to remain silent, but not the ability."
¤ Undetermined (I have no clue) ¤
"A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"It is better to remain silent and appear dumb, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
¤ Confusius ¤
"Stupidity loves company... so go find some friends."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
¤ Franklin D. Roosevelt ¤
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
¤ John F. Kennedy ¤
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
¤ Golda Meir ¤
"A careless man lives for a short while, and a careful one a little longer, but one who is paranoid does not live at all."
¤ Fox the Apprentice (ME!) ¤
"If we always look back, we lose sight of what's ahead."
¤ Justin Sims ¤
"Worrying does not empty Tommorow of it's Worries, it emties Today of it's Strength."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Don't walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Don't walk in front of me, for I may not follow.
Don't walk beside me, either. . .
In fact, just leave me alone"
¤ Anonymous ¤
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, because you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a few credit card payments."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"Before you critisize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you critisize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"If you give a man a fish, it will feed him for a day.
If you teach a man how to fish, he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
¤ Fish 24:7 (Undetermined / idk) ¤
"Every day in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must outrun the fastest lion, or it will be eaten.
Every day in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve.
It does not matter if you are a gazelle or a lion. When the sun comes up, you better be running."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Do not change your color to match the wall. Act like you belong, and the wall will change it's color to match you."
¤ Margeret Weis and Tracy Hickman ( Dragonlance Legends ) ¤
"It does not matter if you say you can or you can't; either way, you're right."
¤ Fox the Apprentice (Me again!) ¤
"No matter what happens, remember. . . the people in white coats are your friends ."
¤ Kyla T. ¤
"Never test the depth of the water with both feet."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"If anyone sees me walking, please remind me that I'm paralyzed"
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Having Grandchildren doesn't make a man feel old,
it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Some people are like slinkies.
They aren't useful for anything, but you always get a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"If idiots could fly, this would be a @#$&#% airport!"
¤ Undetermined (Malcolm's shirt) ¤
"A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships were built for."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
¤ Alan Minter ¤
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
¤ Brittney Spears (at an U.S. concert) ¤
"Standing on a toilet is the only safe way to get high on pot."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom"
¤ Undetermined ¤
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
¤ Dizzy Dean ¤
"It takes one tree to make 1,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you're ready for them.
2. When you're not ready for them.."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"It is white."
¤ George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London ¤
"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
¤ Road sign on US 27 ¤
"Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"He who would climb the ladder must begin at the bottom."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
¤ Walter Winchell ¤
"Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour.
For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth;
for he hath not another to help him up."
¤ Bible: Ecclesiastes ¤
"The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him, his own."
¤ Benjamin Disraeli ¤
"Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends."
¤ Henry Brooks Adams ¤
"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"You only meet your once in a lifetime friend once in a lifetime."
¤ Little Rascals ¤
"We always thought we'd look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we'd look back on our laughter and cry."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"Keep your friends in your heart, and your enemies in your sights."
¤ Fox the Apprentice (Yep - me.) ¤
"Almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, RPG's, C4, Mortars, and ICBM's."
¤ Fox the Apprentice (I like ICBM's) ¤
"Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional"
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
¤ John F. Kennedy ¤
"All wars are civil wars, for all men are brothers."
¤ Some french person ¤
"Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Motto of the bomb squad: If you see us running, you better catch up."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"It has recently been dicovered that research causes cancer in rats."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged"
¤ Undetermined (Probably anonymous) ¤
"Don't give me that attitude - I've got my own."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"5/4ths of the world's population are bad with fractions"
¤ Anonymous ¤
"Life is short. Make fun of it"
¤ Anonymous ¤
"99 percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."
¤ Me to my doctor (not really). ¤
"I love animals . . . They're delicious!"
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Honk if you love peace and quiet!"
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Pardon my driving, I'm reloading."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"
¤ Undetermined ¤
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
¤ Anonymouse ¤
"Change is inevitable. Except from vending machines."
¤ Anonymous ¤
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all of its students."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"In God we trust. All others we polygraph."
¤ Old State Trooper saying ¤
"There are three steps to sucess:
1. point
2. shoot
3. reload"
¤ Undetermined ¤
"People can't understand why a man runs. They don't see any sport in it. Argue it lacks the sight and thrill of body contact. Yet, the conflict is there, more raw and challenging than any man versus man competition. For in runnung it is man against himself, the cruelest of opponents. The other runners are not the real enemies. His adversary lies within him, in his ability. It is a little voice that wants him to quit.
¤ Undetermined ¤
"Champions do not become champions when they win the event, but in the hours, weeks, months, and years they spend preparing for it. The victorious preformance is merely the demonstration of their championship character."
¤ Undetermined ¤
"It is one of the strange ironies of this strange life that those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the strictest discipline, who give up certain pleasurable things in order to achieve a goal, are the happiest men. When you see 20 or 30 men line up for a distance race in some meet, don't pity them, don't feel sorry for them. Better envy them instead."
¤ Undetermined ¤