| Random Thoughts of Joeyland |
| Welcome to Random thoughts of Joeyland.Here I'll put down random thughts that I think about while I'm in Joeyland. |
| shirt-check, shoes-check, pants-uh-oh |
| I wonder if I'll ever be a deepsea lepruchaun..... |
| What Joey says while eating a slice of pie- SWEET-MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS TASTY!!!!!!!!! |
| I'm surrounded by idiots. |
| I want to die peacefully like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. |
| Go my vehicle of doom and destroy the earth!!!!!Mwahahahahaha |
| mmm...pointy |
| mmmm........moldy sandwich |
| More thoughts will be coming soon........... |
| mmmm...pants |
| uh-oh...... what if the hokey-pokey really is what its all about? |
| cant't sleep, clowns will eat me cant't sleep, clowns will eat me cant't sleep, clowns will eat me cant't sleep, clowns will eat me cant't sleep, clowns will eat me cant't sleep, clowns will eat me....... |
| heh-heh they're all jealous that the voices talk to me!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Speed-Limit signs are just a suggestion...like pants |
| Monos! Monos! Monos! (translation from spanish-Monkeys! Monkeys! Monkeys!) |
| Things that rhyme with Orange- Door Hinge Uhhhhhh....D'oh! |
| Penguins are slowly stealing my sanity. |
| If the universe is expanding what is it expanding into? |
| Why do toasters have that setting where it burns the toast so bad that no decent human being or ardvark would eat it? |
| It takes a big man to cry but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man |
| Dad always thought that laughter was the best medicine I guess thats why several of us died of tuberculosis |
| If I were any lazier I'd be in a coma |
| Instead of trying to save the whales we should concentrate more on trying to eat penguins |
| I bet the most primitive flyswatters were some sort of striking surface attached to a long stick |
| Hey ya know what this is the only thought that is yellow!! |
| Whether they find life their or not I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet |
| The face of a child can say a lot of things especially the mouth part of the face |
| Ya know I used to have a pet dog, it was so cute, it would even do a little dance for you...if you held its leash up high enough |
| Why does the Pope have to be surrounded by bulletproof glass and bodyguards because if he's afraid of dying what chance do we have? |
| mmmm...repeat |
| If you fail at one thing you should try again, and if you fail again you should just keep trying. And if you keep failing well then you've just wasted your time doing something that you just can't do |
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| When I was a child I would pray every night for a new bicycle. eventually i realized that the Lord didn't work that way. So I stole the thing and asked him for forgiveness. |
| When I was seven my parents moved. Then when I was tweleve I found them again |