The Armageddon Review, at last!!!!!

Armageddon was a horrible script piloted out of potential box-office death by terrific acting. It seems Steve Buscemi's background character, RockHound, once again saved the day for a doomed film. Will he get the reccognition he deserves? Probably not. But we, his devoted fans, know that it was he who made a bad story into a surprisingly tollerable movie. The scenario: A big ole rock is gonna bang into the Earth, Ben Afleck is gonna bang Liv Tyler, Bruce Willis is gonna bang Afleck's head in, and Steve Buscemi will bang anything in a skirt.

NASA, who can put a man on the moon, can't figure out how to operate a portable drill. Who ya gonna call? Well a bunch of filthy oil drilling rough necks of course! A week or so of training and this band of trained monkeys is ready to man a mission into outer space. OK, I'll buy that, but why is Buscemi Willis' underling in this? The only man with an I.Q. over ten is just on the rig for comic relief? Oh well, such is life.

Men meet rock, men drill rock,one man must remain and destroy the rock, Liv Tyler cries. The end.

Oh yeah.....and Steve gets some booty in the end and lives happily ever after. 1 1

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