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Sister Wanda had hatched in the nunery when she was a young 17 years old. She was very involved in the community, and loved children. She was loved by all nuns in the nunery, and never enganged in any lesbionic behavior in the church. As for most nuns in this particular church were lesbiens. They believed that since they could not marry, that they may as well satisfy their urges and conform to do what sister betty ann, and sister hazel lou had been doing for the past 14 years. Wanda thought that this was bullshit though, she didn't ever sink into the dark side of turning a lesbein. Sister Wanda had one problem though, she had troubles controlling her bowels. She would be singing in the choir at services, and up and shit her pants. This was very embarrising to her. The stench that she would produce from her shitty depends, would be unbelievable. The homeless would leave from the soup kitchens that the church hosted because of Wanda's bowel problems. She could not go to the doctor, for it is a huge sin for a man to see a nun naked. And to get her bowels checked she would have to get naked and have a hand shoved up her ass. Well you say " Why didn't she go to a female ass doctor." because, remember? she didn't sink into satins tempations of turning her lesbein. So she just put up with the terrible embarresment of shitting her pants throughout her life. When she was in her mid 30's the church sponsored a youth forest hike. Wanda, who greatly enjoyed working with the youth, was the nun- shaperone to take the children on this hike. On this hike Wanda preached to the youth, on how they should never sin. They should never hear see or commit evil. While preaching Wanda felt a shit coming on. She kicked her legs to try to hold it in. SHe didn't want to leave the children alone unsupervised in the woods, so going off the path to do her business wasn't an option. She also didn't want to do it in front of the children, for that would be a sin to expose herself. SHe was caught in a huge delema. And in the middle of contemplating it, she had unfortunately shit her black nun dress. It had been one of the worste smelling waste departures that she had ever had. The children tried to figure out what it was. They started to figure out that it was from Sister Wanda. IN their minds they thought that since she had produced such an evil smell that she had to be evil. The children had ganged up in a violent raid, punching, stabbing, and some even shooting, poor sister wanda. They had rejoiced once she was dead, for they thought that she was the demonic spirit of stench. Unfortunately, the ones involved in the killing of sister Wanda had to be punnished for this sad occurence. They were put in jail for life. Sadly as we all know it only takes one time of dropping the soap in jail, for one to be violated. THe youth lived the rest of their lives in homosexual and lesbionic nature. If only Wanda had got her ass felt by a female, and had all of her problems taken care of, she would still be alive, and the youth would have been in school still, learning about sexual education, and AIDS.The moral of this story is, sometimes you the right thing to do, is the wrong thing. |
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