Milo Goes To College
Almost ready, almost there
Or is it already over
She's a friend in need
She's a friend in deed
She needs someone to hold her
Alone at night, she plans her game
Correctly thinking that I'm in pain
But every night it's always the same
She be a-fuckin' with my brain
'Cause she don't need no one
We all want to play your game with you
We know you're just a starter
But there's no reason for you to quit
Just 'cause we try harder
I don't want to talk on the telephone
I don't want to see no pictures
She'll find out just what she needs
And when she does I'll get her
She feels safe when she's with him
'Cause he'll never try anything with her
Well you know now girl, just what you want
Are you going to let it scare you?
I knew it would
She don't need no one
And she don't need me
Got your jordache jeans
Got your pretty long hair
Dinner and a movie powder your nose
Take their honey for lay
Just like pay
Your just a human being on this planet
Your just flesh and blood like all the rest
You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass
Humans are ses I want to be a bear
I want to shit in the woods
In my cave hunt my prey
Could be you, I want to have food
Burgers not berries
Ladies are women but women are ladies
Got a baited hook you are calling it
Your cherry
You want to settle down
And you want to get married
I don't want to smell your muff!
Think that I'm a loser
'Cause my pants are really too low
Think that I'm a slob
'Cause I got holes in my shoes
Think my cock is like
I like my dirty shirt
Well you can fuck off
'Cause I'm working sixty a week
You think that life is really tough
When your pappy won't buy
You a brand new car
Take a girl out she won't fuck you
After you just brought her a gram of coke
You spent all your money on shitty coke
I'm not a loser! That's right,
I'm not a loser!
Cruise down the boulevard
Wasting mommy's gas while you're
Looking for kicks on Friday night
You're only goal in life
Is to smoke a joint
And decide how you're gonna get
Laid tonight
You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch
You arrogant asshole
Your pants are too tight
You fucking homo
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck
You don't belong here
Go away you fucking gay
I'm not a loser!
Parents, why won't they shut up?
Parent's they're so fucked up.
They treat me like a fool
They take me for a fool
Parents
They're so fucking dense
They look into the past
For future reference
Parents
They don't even know I'm a boy
Just treat me like a toy
But little do they know
One day I'll explode!
Parents
You beat up Fearl's bass player
You were all surfers last year
3 years ago it wasn't cool
You spit on me, but I'm no one
Eh, bobby pin had long hair
But you spit on darby crash
He had a fucking mohawk man
3 years ago
Forming in 1975
I'm a new waver
My girlfriend's a surfer
I'm no more a trendy than you are
And she's not going to fuck you anyways
Eh, it dosen't matter, you all suck
You don't know shit about punk rock
You're just a bunch of drug addicts
Screwing up what we call FUN
I hate everything, that means you
I hate you more than I do
I got no time to sleep, time to get laid
I got a 2"x 2", but it dosen't matter
Fake hard core
You spit on URINALS
Go shoot your M-16
I'm not going to live your American Dream!
Army life is right for me
Kill to save democracy
Got a rebel in my sights
Money's worth more than his life.
So kill - it's fun!
Shoot him you're better than him
Shoot him in the eye
Shoot him it gives you as thrill
Just like as a kid only now it's for real
I'm not a punk, how can I be?
Show me the way to conformity
Try to be different but it's always the same
End up playin' someone else's game
I'm just a square goin' nowhere
I'm just a square goin' nowhere
You used to walk by my side
Now you see me comin' now you hide
I see you here I see you there
I can see that you don't care
I'm just a square goin' nowhere
My room's a mess, but I don't care
I'm tired of sitting at my desk
You can't bother me
I'm far away from you
Got to get away
You can't ruin my day
You can't tell me what to do
You can't make me think I love you
Shoot it in the arm, you can't hurt me
I'm on my way to Catalina
And I'm not going to read your books
My tank's full of squid
And it's getting light
And you whores, you can't make me want
'Cause I got all the rest I need
On the deck of my boat
And you can't take my heart when I'm here
'Cause it's a long swim home
For your cute little arms
I'll steal some gas, fix my motor
Put on my Beatles tape
And get you out of my head
Ah yes, here I am, far away from everyone
And the only fish I smell
Is on the back of my boat
I want to go but my motor's broken
There's no scotch tape, I'm out of gas,
So it looks like I'm stuck here
I'll steal some gas, fix my motor
Put on my Doors tape
And get you out of my head
I want to be stereotyped
I want to be classified
I want to be a clone
I want a suburban home
Suburban home
I want to be a statistic
I want to be masochistic
I want to be a clone
I want a suburban home
Suburban home
I don't want no deadbeat pad
I want a house just
Like mom and dad
Well the people walk all around
The thing on an island very far from here
They pay it homage like a god
And they paint it on each and every year
A sign for all it was given to us
And we all appreciate this bomb
The tourists don't know and never will
It has no use it's meaning is gone
The Statue of Liberty
And for united we stand
We all agree it's a mystery
But why'd they give it to us?
We still don't know just why it came
A present from god or by the rain
The crowds swarm wildly to see it's peak
When I watch I go insane
Why is it so important to them
What is the beauty they see in it
I don't know why I just accept it
I don't want it cause it makes me sick
Look out get out of way
I'm going to the atomic cafe
I'm going to the atomic cafe
You're a mystery to me Kabuki girl
Don't say sayanaro
I want to see you tomorrow
I want to see you tonight
Your face is white your hair is black
You'll probably stab me in the back
But that's the chance I'm gonna take
Don't say sayanaro
I want to see you tomorrow
I want to see you tonight
You're a mystery to me Kabuki girl
East is east, west is west
Girls from the east are the best
They got more of what I'm lookin' for
Look out get out of way
I'm going to the atomic cafe
I'm going to the atomic cafe
You're a mystery to me Kabuki girl
Do you know what I think of you?
Do you know what I feel is true?
Do you know what I think of her?
I know what she thinks of me, I'm sure
Don't know why it's so, but it's true!
So you know what I think about you
But do you know what you want me to do?
When you see me staring at you
Do you know what I want you to do?
I don't know why it's so, but it's true!
I don't want to have sex with you
I want to be your friend
I want to be with you
I want you to marry me
Now you know what I think about you
You know that my speed is you
I know I want you to be my wife
And be with me the rest of your life
Do you know what I think about you?
Why can't you see you torture me
You're already thinking about someone else
When he comes home you'll be in your arms and I'll be gone
But I know
My day will come
I know someday
I'll be the only one
So now you wait for his spark
You know it'll turn you on
He's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel
When he starts to lie when he makes you cry you know I'll be there
My day will come
I know someday
I'll be the only one
Call me selfish call me what you like
I think it's right to want someone for all your own
and not to share her love
And I'll have my way and won't have a say anyway
Cuz I've got you
You didn't stand a chance
So now you wait for his cock
You know it'll turn you on
He's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel
When he starts to lie when he makes you cry you know I'll be there
My day will come
I know someday
I'll be the only one
So now you want perfection
I see your self destruction
You don't know what you want
It's gonna take you years to find out
I'm not giving up
And when you've had enough you'll take your bruised little head
And you'll come running back to me
You know that I'm gonna be the only one
Running out of time again
Where did you go wrong this time?
When your problems overwhelm you
Go get drunk it's party time
Take a quaalude, relax your mind
Relax your body too!
Run from problems but
You'll never get away
No one loves you, and you
Wonder why?
Sitting there with your mouth full of beer
Your eyes are glazed, your face is red
Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight?
And when you're on the streets
With a needle in your arm
Selling your body for another fix
Who's gonna pick you up and take you home with them tonight? Not me!
Running out of breath again you're an Old Maid, but you're only 15
You're losing your little girl's charm
Cry all night but you'll never get it back
Don't be afraid, it's not too late
Save yourself, I need you here
Wearing off, wearing out
I can't think about this cause it makes me sick
Wake up early, mad at you
Got to school, but where are you
You should have told me
I should have known
But know you're gone
And I'm alone
Your mother told me
Last night on the phone
Now you're gone
Now I'm alone
I would have helped you
I would have done anything
I would have taken you with me
Or brought you a ring, but
Now you're gone and, I'm alone!