1. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.
2. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
5. And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be. . . .?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 10 years.
7. You - Off my planet.
8. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
9. Allow me to introduce my 'selves'.
10. Earth is full. Go home.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realized you weren't sleeping.
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
16. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my job is done here.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Is it time for your medication or mine?
19. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
20. Hate me! Everyone else does.

NATURAL HIGHS
Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one.........IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD especially the thought at the end.

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the girl's lounge.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road (e.g Alabang Town Area).
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels out of the dryer.
11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
12. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla!)
13. A long distance phone call.( from your cousins or old friend )
14. A bubble bath.
15. Giggling.
16. A good conversation with someone special.
17. The beach.
18. Finding a P100 bill in your coat from last winter.
19. Laughing at yourself.
20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
21. Running through sprinklers.
22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
24. Laughing at an inside joke.
25. Friends.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
27. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
28. Your first kiss.
29. Making new friends or spending time with old ones
30. Playing with a new puppy.
31. Having someone play with your hair.
32. Sweet dreams. ( of guys! =) KIDDING! )
33. Hot chocolate.
34. Road trips with friends.
35. Swinging on swings.
36. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking sodas.
37. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
38. Going to a really good concert.
39. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
40. Winning a really competitive game.
41. Making chocolate chip cookies.
42. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
43. Spending time with close friends.
44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.
45. Holding hands with someone you care about.
46. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
47. Riding the best roller coasters over and over.
48. Watching the statement on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
49. Watching the sunrise.
50. Getting out of bed every morning and thanking God for another beautiful day.

For all of you who like to play games with people, I have one for you. It's called the art of playing without playing. Here are the rules.

1. Be totaly honest, if all you want is a hommie lover friend say that, chances are he/she want's the same thing.
2. Don't kiss and tell, this is the quickest way to f*ck up the game for everyone. If you hit cool, but keep it between the two of you. Trust me 9 times out of 10 the friend you tell is the friend who will take your guy/girl.
3. Say what you mean & mean what you say. Don't tell a girl/guy you love 'em if you don't. Emotions ain't nothing to play with.
4. Don't ask questions that you don't really want them to answer. Trust me you don't want to know how many people the've been with.
5. There are no loosers or winner in this game. When it's over it's over. just bow out gracefuly. No hard feelings.
6. If at anytime before, during or after the game you realize you don't like the rule; be straight up right away and let the person know. Don't start catching feelings for someone when they think you're just having fun and not say anything. If you have to let that guy/girl go 'cause you're getting seriouse and tey're not then let go, don't stay in it and start wiggin out that's another way people get hurt.
7. Be safe at all times. both parties share this responsiblity. We don't need a whole generation of people walking around infected. BE SAFE OR DON'T DO IT... PERIOD.

(from a friend at Urbanasian.com)

Now this one, I got this from one of my friends at AsianAvenue.com. I like this a lot because he really made sense here! Although in some points, we cannot relate to it because he's asian (vietnamese to be exact), and he lives in Texas, USA and hangs out with the whites. But to the rest, they really make sense, so read on!

Top 50 facts to know if you're a TRUE 'ASIAN':

1.YoU tYpE lYkE DiS aLl Da tImE.
2.Your hair is either spike up, or your bangs are long enough to get past your nose. (for guyz)
3.You just looove heavy branded clothes like Tommy Hilfiger, Polo, etc.
4.Ya alwayz call your homies " foos "
5.Ppl alwayz think you're smart ( even though almost every azn is smart )
6.You usually top the class!
7.Ya claim Azn Pride,but all ya doing is shaming all of us.
8.When all ya non-azn fwends think ya know karate.
9.When ya think ya know karate.
10.Your parents buy you clothes that are on sale.
11.When ya ask your parents for help on ya homework, 2hours pass by and their still tutoring you..
12.No matter what, you have a bag of rice somewhere.
13.You have a rice cooker for that of course.
14.All your non-azn fwends call ya chinese no matter what azn-race you are from.
15.Your parents compare you to otha kids all da time.
16.Either your hair is still black, or your dyed reddish brown.
17.Ya never throw anything away just in case you need it later.
18.Dumbazzes try to impress you with imitation azn languages like the popular: ching chong,etc.
19.Your daily meals consist of either rice, meat, vegetables, soup, and seafood.
20.Your parents say leaving rice in a bowl is a sin.
21.Your parents are so racist
22.Some azn women come to school and ppl ask " Is that your mother/sister? "
23.You enjoy playing soccer and tennis then otha sports like football. basketball,etc.
24.Everyone thinks you're really smart!
25.Everyone celebrate there report cards if it is higher than yours.
26.Teachers pronounce your name wrong on the first day of school.
27.Your parents always remind you to save electricity,water,etc to save money on bills.
28.At a restaurant, non-asian ppl ask you how to use a chopstick.
29.You have a lot of relatives that you don`t even know.
30.You also have a lot of relatives who aren't really your relatives at all!
31.Most of your azn fwends wear glasses or contacts.
32.You will definitely be taller than your parents over time.
33.You have to be very polite when going to your parent`s fwend's house.
34.Every azn wedding party you went to is always at an oriental retaurant.
35.Your furniture is somewhat Azn style.
36.Ya have bottles of soy sauce or fish sauce somewhere in the kitchen.
37.Your parents alwayz buy you clothes too big saying that you`ll grow into it later on.
38.Your parents use plastic bags as trash bags.
39.Ya probaly like bubble tea, grass jelly, or any otha kind of azn drinks.
40.You have at least a box of noodles somewhere.
41.You wear your sandals as much as you wear your shoes when you go everywhere.
42.Your dentist/doctor is azn.
43.Ya alwayz make fun of your parents when they speak english.
44.Somehow your parents or you alwayz stutter when speaking your language.
45.Ya have those lil ketchup bags from Burger King in ya fridge.
46.Your car has a lil azn ornament.
47.Complete strangers alwayz ask you " Do you speak English?"
48.You know your language or at least know how to understand otha ppl when they speak it.
49.If you're a thug,pimp,playa,etc. elders dont like you even though you're pretty much as smart and kind as da good-two-shoes in your class.
50.You have a funny nickname when you were still a kid!

Pearls of Wisdom: The wisdom of Steven Wright

*~I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
*~Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
*~Half the people you know are below average.
*~99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
*~A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
*~A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
*~If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
*~If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
*~Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
*~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
*~Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
*~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
*~If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*~What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
*~My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
*~Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
*~A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
*~Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
*~To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
*~The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
*~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.