#Written by Snoop_911 and (-_-) on #^public 4253442 "*" { switch ($2) { (!bong) { if ([$@3] > [0]) { raw 824 $1 "takes out the glass pipe, fills it with chilled rum and packs the bowl with red hair sinsi before passing it to $3" } { raw 824 $1 "takes out the glass pipe, fills it with chilled rum and packs the bowl with red hair sinsi before passing it to $0" } } (!brownies) { if ([$@3] > [0]) { raw 824 $1 "bakes a batch of Hash Brownies and gives them to $3" } { raw 824 $1 "bakes a batch of Hash Brownies and gives them to $0" } } (!milk) { if ([$@3] > [0]) { raw 824 $1 "pours A glass of milk for $3" } { raw 824 $1 "pours A glass of milk for $0" } } (!joint) { if ([$@3] > [0]) { raw 824 $1 "rolls a joint and gives it to $3" } { raw 824 $1 "rolls a joint and gives it to $0" } } (!cookies) { if ([$@3] > [0]) { raw 824 $1 "opens a box of cookies and hands \'em to $3" } { raw 824 $1 "opens a box of cookies and hands \'em to $0" } } (*) { } } } xecho -b Bong.rc Loaded type !bong !milk !cookies !joint or !brownies