After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - �That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face�.
The fat lady thought - �This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him�.
The Frenchman thought - �That fucking Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me�.
The Englishman thought - �I hope there�s another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again�.