In honor of the good doctor, I threw together a verse, but because we're working a precinct, I'm unable to work on it and polish it up.

If I ran the election
Said young Gregor McSection,
I'd start later in the day.

Six is too early
My brain is still twirly,
I hardly know what I should say.

I'd welcome the voters
And show the chad-noters
That now there's a new ballot to mark.

They'd put in their ink squares
No one would want pink spares
And then we'd go play in the park!

Oh, it's Edwards or Kerry
Should gay people marry
How many angels on a pin.

Let's spend all your money,
Oh, no, it's NOT funny
But they think this is how they can win.

If I ran the election
Said Young Mr. McSection
We'd only choose "ice cream or cake?"

No speeches to ignore
What do they all talk for?
I'd tell them to jump in the lake!