Heyo! Medium-size update today. Nothing really big, but some cool li'l treats. First off, I put up a new banner for my pics page (in case anyone's interested). Second, and more importantly, I've posted my first VIDEOS! Yep, you heard right. You can check 'em out in Katti's Pic Page, and the Carnival of the Weird. Enjoy, and, as always, sign the guestbook. Snoogans.
posted by The Dark Bob at 6:08 AM

Nothing major this time. Just posting a little custom screenshot for Don. Everyone eat at Al and Bob's! Hmm. Also, I guess I might as well post this here for now, since I don't know where else to put it. It's a picture of the lovely Madison, for those of you who haven't met her yet. Ah, sweet Madison. Also, sign the guestbook, you lazy bums. (There ya go, Sarah, now I'm whining).
posted by The Dark Bob at 6:47 PM

Bah!! There. With that out of the way, on with the update. The Birthday pics are finally up! Hoorah! I stayed up until 6 am this morning coding the stupid page for you jackals...hope ya appreciate it :) Anywho, I dunno how soon I'm gonna be able to update the page again, for as you may or may not know, my digital camera did not survive said birthday, and since I can't hook my scanner up to this computer, that means no new pics for a while. This shouldn't be too bad, though, since I JUST POSTED 65 PICTURES! Ahem. Sorry. That's not even all of them, either...if you want to see the ones that I didn't think were networthy, say something, and maybe I'll text-link them or something (I still don't think they deserve thumbnailing. (That's not the real reason....I'm just sick and tired of thumbnailing right now)). Enjoy, sign the guestbook, give me something to read when I'm bored and tell me what you think.
posted by The Dark Bob at 6:11 AM

Hey! Boy, what an...eventful month this has been! Lots of news, none of which I'm un-lazy enough to type out! Here's something comical, though: Last night like at 11:30pm, someone left a package of raw bloody meat at my doorstep! Hilarious! Honestly, I commend you on your prank, guys. I thought you kinda cheapened the whole thing, which I honestly thought was hilarious, with the ensuing prank phone call, though. It just detracted from the main prank. However, despite my sincere enjoyment...It is now necessary to kill Elliott. I'm not sure he did it, but...well...it'll make me feel better. See you soon, Elliott!
posted by The Dark Bob at 11:40 AM

This page is a lot more complete than it looks. Almost all the Friends photo archives are operational now. I just have to add the finishing touches and add the links to the main page. They're far from full, but I'll add more pictures soon.
posted by The Dark Bob at 1:58 PM

Woo! Progress, or at least something deceptively similar! I've put the much-anticipated Hall of Death up, finally. Currently, it's not very full, but I'm sure I'll be thinking of clever ways to kill off more of my friends in no time! With any luck, I'll have some time to update the site this weekend, unless, of course, the aforementioned friends come over and hog my computer...
posted by The Dark Bob at 9:06 PM

Hey there! I've just begun construction on my very own Fortress of Solitude! Man, that sounds pretty geeky. Ah, well. I like it. Anyway, this is my semi-first attempt at a PERSONAL webpage, as opposed to the many I've done about moreorless not-about-me-crap. I've got lots of great ideas for this place, including, and hopefully not limited to, expansive photo archives of me, my friends, family, etc...y'know, all that stuff you don't really care about anyway. Also, who knows, with any luck (er...?) maybe some of my trademark wit will slip through, too. Yep. Oh, and by the way, if you're here because of an e-mail I sent you in regards to a "Lost Friend", you can now find everything you're looking for in The Hall of Death! Enjoy!
posted by The Dark Bob at 11:17 PM