June 9th '03- The designs for fort IIIz are being started tonight, Shane, Chris and Ryan will meet and discuss sizes, and brentiny's wiensty!
June 6th '03- The fort crew has decided to have a reunion at a camp site. They will enjoyz drinkzing pepzi, and getting like nice girlfriendz. I frigen like swear!
March 24th '03- On Thanksgiving 2002 firefighters were called to Fort Tooze to put out a mysterious blaze. The fort was completely destroyed and our Crime Scene Investigation turned up little evidence aginst the culprits. Plans are in the works to create Fort IIIz in the coming summer months.
October 29th- Shane and Ryan are planning to come and visit Ottawa U, since we have heard that we have fans, also I think we have to teach everyone the techniques of the fort language. Oh and of course teach them of brennan's stench.
October- Paintball field in Winchester is now playable. Within the next 2 years it should be open to the public.
September - Brennan came with us to the Casino de Lac Leamy. And swightly lost 8 dollzars. He wqas like "frag!". That night Ryan lost $70 and was like "Brennan your dim, and you smellzores".
August- Chrees, who was very hunk at the time. Rampaged into hasty market and tim hortons and proceded to soizle, misc things (ie.fruit, magazines, chairs, etc.) He later received a cut chin for his antics.
June- After attending a dim Bush party, some sluts-zul-zores girls came back to Fort Tooze. One of the girls needed cigzarettes. So brentany paid for a pack of smokzies. She was so happy that she said "I love you", to Brennan. Brennan then took off his shirt and unraveled the stench, from his hweessy body. 2 days later brennan remarked that he should have also said I love you to her and from that day on she was known as his girlfriend, though he never saw her again.
May 2nd- We found an abandoned warehouse that we can play indoor paintball in. All we need is a few barriers and we would be all set. There is a second floor with a functioning toilette. We cant wait to play there!
April 20th- Ryan and Shane started their paintball training. They got a lot of marks on their legs and arms. Shane got one on his collar bone, and Ryan got one on one of his wrist arteries.
April 19th- The underround electricity was added. Also Jamfest is happening next weekend....kick a$$!
April 8th- All member pictures have now been added along with more fort pics. Kyle "Deestims" is hard at work on the fort glossary, so watch out for that coming up soon.
April 2th- We added a few gif images, we promise there will be pictures in the next week or so.
March 30th- We have had the idea to start a web page about the fort and paintball activities. We will have had a lot of photographs and info about the fort.
March 23rd- The Fort is flooded, so it may be a while until it opens up. We have had a few paintball games, but our CO2 froze most of the time.
Febuary 28th- Jamfest 2002 happening in Ryan's Backyard April 27th, 2002. There may be a cover charge, because of Amp Rental.