Fort Glossary
These words are used only around the fort, it is a swight language, try it out!
frigzen: (adv.) A general exclamatory word which can replace almost any adverb. ei.  I frigzen swear! ; You're so frigzen gay!

dim-dim: (n.) an extremely stupid or ignorant person. ie. You're such a dim-dim!

dowst: (v.) To do anything. Replaces almost any verb.  ie. I'm frigzen dowsting it!

deest
: refer to dowst.

dooze
: refer to dowst.

dowstle
: refer to dowst.

dowster
: someone who dowsts it.

dunst
: (v.) To be finished. ie. You're dunst!; I'm already dunst.

ism's?
: (phrase) Translates directly to: Is it? or Is he?

hoozer
: (n.) Translates directy to: Loser.

H- words
: You can simply take off the first consonants of any word and replace with the letter "H".  ie. I Higzen hair!---- I frigzen swear!

shitzy
: (adj.) Translates directly to Shitty

swight!
: (adj.) Something that is very good. Sometimes translates directly to sweet.  ie. That's so swight!

sweehat!
: refer to swight!

swoot!:
refer to swight

swighty!:
refer to swight

bastage
: used to express feelings of disgust or disapproval. Commonly preceeds the word style. ie. That's frigzen Bastage!

baste it
:  ie. Bast-it Brennan!

style
: You can add this word to the end of any word, sentence or phrase.

zezseszeszeszz
: add this  to the end of a word, sentence or phrase. to hear a clip click here.

-zores:
Add this to the end of a word. ie. Dowstlezores!

Huge!!!!!!!
: used to express approval and excitement. Can be repeated continuously while doing a gun shaped hand, Like simon in the members section.. ie. Brennan goes to shoot the basketball and Shane stuffs him. Simon yells out "Huge!!!!".

adding z's and s's :
add them to words to make them sound cool
ie. - Frigz yowz!
      - That's goodz
      - ehz?
       - dumbzt

niowess
: Translates directly to nice. ie. That's frigzen niowess.

Hweessy: Directly related to: juicy. Can be used for a variety of things. ie. That steak is so hweessy. or Brennan Gross! Your body is so hweessy!

Soizled: Rubbing ones genitles on an object. ie. Brennan, I am going to soizle your toothbrush frig.

Sluts-zul-zores: Directly related to: a group of slutty girls.

Dirtski: Directly related to: dirty.

Nicey Figs: What to write on your calendar for the day you're going to drink the Fort Brew.

Fort Brew
: A concoction of boiled water, miscellanaous fort plants, such as cedar, pines, and other secret ingredients.

Offsering It
: When somebody bends over in an enticing and possibly sexual pose, or any stance resembling such a pose.

Stinktor
: Used as an adjective when something or somebody smells.

Dibble Dab'll Do Schmeows!
: Expression invented and popularized by Simon, usually expressed in an annoyingly high pitched voice when excited.

Tweikzing or Tweikz
: To grab one's genital area while engaging in everyday conversation.

Two Faced
: A process involving the application of honey garlic sauce to one side of a chicken wing and sour cream to the other. Invented by Raizin at the Chickzen Boy.

Side Stylez
: Any action involving a sideways movement or position, first brought about by Brentawni while in the tent one night

Doubzle Troubzle: An aggressive attack where one hand whacks the groin area while the other simultaneously whacks the buttocks. Perfected by Derstik.

Multi Taps: A variation of Doubzel Troubzle where both hands are concentrated on the frontal groin area.

Dry Runs: An orgasm lacking seminal fluid being released.

Canadian Showzer: A shower taken after having spent a long night in the fort.

Irlieowiss: A negative  adjective used in heated exclamations. i.e. Quit being such an irlieowiss barstard!

Barstard:Variation of Bastard.

Hotchkey: The game of Hockey

Hotski: Any attractive female.

Hot Off The Press: Amusing stories written by Dirty Deeds on either a typewriter or Talk It voice program.

Bleksie: Anything black in colour.

Herrrrrrrry: Brentawny's dad.

Do work for me: To do special 'acts' or 'chores' for someone.

Dowster Strudel: Derstik's old girlfriend.

Tuneza Can: A unique and rare shape of a weinsty.

Weinsty: A weiner.(a man's weiner)

Why New York: Another form of weinsty.

Brew Hopps
: Beer

Beemer: One of Bernany's infamous slapshots (not hard at all)

Skullzing: Achieved by a flat hand oscillating, rising into the air and then plunging towards someone's genital area.
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