| Fort Glossary | |||||||
| These words are used only around the fort, it is a swight language, try it out! | |||||||
| frigzen: (adv.) A general exclamatory word which can replace almost any adverb. ei. I frigzen swear! ; You're so frigzen gay! dim-dim: (n.) an extremely stupid or ignorant person. ie. You're such a dim-dim! dowst: (v.) To do anything. Replaces almost any verb. ie. I'm frigzen dowsting it! deest: refer to dowst. dooze: refer to dowst. dowstle: refer to dowst. dowster: someone who dowsts it. dunst: (v.) To be finished. ie. You're dunst!; I'm already dunst. ism's?: (phrase) Translates directly to: Is it? or Is he? hoozer: (n.) Translates directy to: Loser. H- words: You can simply take off the first consonants of any word and replace with the letter "H". ie. I Higzen hair!---- I frigzen swear! shitzy: (adj.) Translates directly to Shitty swight!: (adj.) Something that is very good. Sometimes translates directly to sweet. ie. That's so swight! sweehat!: refer to swight! swoot!: refer to swight swighty!: refer to swight bastage: used to express feelings of disgust or disapproval. Commonly preceeds the word style. ie. That's frigzen Bastage! baste it: ie. Bast-it Brennan! style: You can add this word to the end of any word, sentence or phrase. zezseszeszeszz: add this to the end of a word, sentence or phrase. to hear a clip click here. -zores: Add this to the end of a word. ie. Dowstlezores! Huge!!!!!!!: used to express approval and excitement. Can be repeated continuously while doing a gun shaped hand, Like simon in the members section.. ie. Brennan goes to shoot the basketball and Shane stuffs him. Simon yells out "Huge!!!!". adding z's and s's : add them to words to make them sound cool ie. - Frigz yowz! - That's goodz - ehz? - dumbzt niowess: Translates directly to nice. ie. That's frigzen niowess. Hweessy: Directly related to: juicy. Can be used for a variety of things. ie. That steak is so hweessy. or Brennan Gross! Your body is so hweessy! Soizled: Rubbing ones genitles on an object. ie. Brennan, I am going to soizle your toothbrush frig. Sluts-zul-zores: Directly related to: a group of slutty girls. Dirtski: Directly related to: dirty. Nicey Figs: What to write on your calendar for the day you're going to drink the Fort Brew. Fort Brew: A concoction of boiled water, miscellanaous fort plants, such as cedar, pines, and other secret ingredients. Offsering It: When somebody bends over in an enticing and possibly sexual pose, or any stance resembling such a pose. Stinktor: Used as an adjective when something or somebody smells. Dibble Dab'll Do Schmeows!: Expression invented and popularized by Simon, usually expressed in an annoyingly high pitched voice when excited. Tweikzing or Tweikz: To grab one's genital area while engaging in everyday conversation. Two Faced: A process involving the application of honey garlic sauce to one side of a chicken wing and sour cream to the other. Invented by Raizin at the Chickzen Boy. Side Stylez: Any action involving a sideways movement or position, first brought about by Brentawni while in the tent one night Doubzle Troubzle: An aggressive attack where one hand whacks the groin area while the other simultaneously whacks the buttocks. Perfected by Derstik. Multi Taps: A variation of Doubzel Troubzle where both hands are concentrated on the frontal groin area. Dry Runs: An orgasm lacking seminal fluid being released. Canadian Showzer: A shower taken after having spent a long night in the fort. Irlieowiss: A negative adjective used in heated exclamations. i.e. Quit being such an irlieowiss barstard! Barstard:Variation of Bastard. Hotchkey: The game of Hockey Hotski: Any attractive female. Hot Off The Press: Amusing stories written by Dirty Deeds on either a typewriter or Talk It voice program. Bleksie: Anything black in colour. Herrrrrrrry: Brentawny's dad. Do work for me: To do special 'acts' or 'chores' for someone. Dowster Strudel: Derstik's old girlfriend. Tuneza Can: A unique and rare shape of a weinsty. Weinsty: A weiner.(a man's weiner) Why New York: Another form of weinsty. Brew Hopps: Beer Beemer: One of Bernany's infamous slapshots (not hard at all) Skullzing: Achieved by a flat hand oscillating, rising into the air and then plunging towards someone's genital area. |
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