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Saturday, September 23, 2000

ClsyLdy, im1inamill, baby Anna

Wildkat and mill

Rusler, Gayle, D3

Slug and baby Anna

Hondo attempting to lick mill

Gayle and mill

Gayle and mill

Hondo after mill goosed him

Jay, Gayle (eating goat balls), Rusler and D3's back

Gayle being a lush

Hondo injecting booze into the turkey

Here's a quick recap of the weekend, as I heard it:

o Mill's, Gayle's and D3's nails are painted.
o Satan touched Gayle's and D3's nipples.
o Mill had her breast in Satan's ear.
o Rusler didn't hug anyone.
o Someone sat on Jay's lap.
o JC passed out, but was really faking it.
o Gayle awoke Sunday morning to find that everyone had left, so she drank a bottle of whiskey.
o The goat is alive and kicking.
o In fact, the goat kicked Hondo's ass.

Well, seems I was just a tad off in my recap. I received the following from Mill within minutes of my post...LOL:

Hello doll, saw your rendition of the party---lol just a few clarifications---

o Rus did hug everyone.
o Hondo fucked the goat.
o JC didn't pass out or pretend she passed out---she may get pissed at that (lol) considering she drank diet coke only.
o I put my breast in Satan's ear and shoulder and in Gayle's ear.
o Gayle got rubbed down by Jay.
o Mill had to use the lick n stick to belly crawl across the floor.
o D3 got felt up by everyone.
o Mill discovered she was a lesbian.
o Gayle put a boob in an unidentified man's ear and face.
o We had a boob contest and D3 won hands down.
o Gayle's breasts are gooshy but nice.
o Mill's breasts are round and not gooshy.
o D3's breasts are just fucking big.
o Satan had a lick and stick stuck to his head which only proves the old saying is true---two heads are better than one.
o Gayle got felt up extensively by Satan.
o Satan declared that he really does love big women---he was seen laying in Mill's lap several times.
o Satan left chanting, "Ain't nobody wants a bone but a dog."
o Hondo is engaged to the goat (it is Kansas law that once you make love you are legally required to marry said person or goat.)

Ahhhh, the goat. Afterall, that's what
the party was all about, right?

Click on the goat...haha

Said goat runs to greet his favorite beau, Hondo

Said goat and Hondo, enjoying a post-coitus cigarette together

SatanAmI77: According to what I read, EVERYONE was feeling your boobs at that party - and I KNOW I didn't
SatanAmI77: don't you like me?
D3inKs: you felt them too!!!
D3inKs: you even said..."very nice"
SatanAmI77: did not
sljayz: d3!!!!!!!!
sljayz: where was i?
D3inKs: did too
SatanAmI77: where were we when I did that?
D3inKs: downstairs
SatanAmI77: (wonderiug if I drank more Wild Turkey than I remember)
SatanAmI77: we were ALWAYS downstairs
D3inKs: you even leaned your head on by breasts
SatanAmI77: I can't lean over that far
SatanAmI77: now I know you funnin' me
D3inKs: you don't remember sitting on the floor and leaning back?
SatanAmI77: oh wait
SatanAmI77: now I remember
sljayz: geez -
SatanAmI77: but that was only with my head
D3inKs: uhhuh...see?
SatanAmI77: I gave you head
D3inKs: now how could you think that i don't like you?
SatanAmI77: but didn't exactly feel them the "usual" way
D3inKs: i didn't let anyone else lean on my boobs
SunriseSnshn: omgg lmaooo WHAT?
D3inKs: yes you did
sljayz: i missed this party sun
SunriseSnshn: Mo keep this chat lmaooaoaoaaaaaaaaa
SatanAmI77 has left the room.
D3inKs: noooooooooooooo mo!!1 don't do it!
MO NICHOLS1954: ok I will Sis!!!
D3inKs: oh god...i scared satan!!!
D3inKs: lmao!!
MO NICHOLS1954: Just for you Sis!!! lol
SatanAmI77 has entered the room.
D3inKs: wb satan
SatanAmI77: was that a room fart or what>
MO NICHOLS1954: wb Satan
SatanAmI77: are you saying I actually put my hands on them, D3?
SatanAmI77 : all I remember is the head
D3inKs : yes you did satan...the left one
SatanAmI77 : oh it's coming back to me
D3inKs : i think you felt all the ladies boobs satan
D3inKs : lol
SatanAmI77 : well, it got to be a contest
SatanAmI77: SOMEONE had to be elected as judge
D3inKs: i think i won
SatanAmI77: and I suppose I'm "qualified"
D3inKs: mine are firm not gooshy
D3inKs: lol
sljayz : >:ohey - what's wrong with gooshy
SatanAmI77 : gooshy is sooooo.....
SatanAmI77 : well......
SatanAmI77 : goooshy
sljayz : yes?
sljayz : well, at least i have boobs
SatanAmI77 : <- glad that mine are small
sljayz has left the room.
SatanAmI77 : <- 48AA
SatanAmI77 : I think hairy boobs need to be small or not at all
SatanAmI77 : but that's just a personal preference, I suppose

LOL...here's the name MO used to save the room:
The_Dayze_After_Effects__one_HELL_of_a_Party__.lnk

Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes, one more thing...the "lick-n-stick"

TexyGeek101ie (6:17:21 PM): I just got some pictures of the goat
IGotUrGoat (6:17:34 PM): before or after?
TexyGeek101ie (6:17:50 PM): well, they didn't bbq the goat because......
TexyGeek101ie (6:19:28 PM): Hondo fell in love with the goat
IGotUrGoat (6:19:40 PM): literally?!
IGotUrGoat (6:19:48 PM): lol
TexyGeek101ie (6:19:54 PM): go check out Forties Flashes...you'll see
IGotUrGoat (6:19:59 PM): ok
TexyGeek101ie (6:20:05 PM): it's hilarious
IGotUrGoat (6:20:12 PM): so what did they bbq?
TexyGeek101ie (6:20:28 PM): they injected a turkey with a bunch of booze and grilled it
IGotUrGoat (6:20:37 PM): LMAO!
TexyGeek101ie (6:20:40 PM): LOL
IGotUrGoat (6:20:45 PM): oh not a live one!
TexyGeek101ie (6:21:29 PM): if it wasn't already dead, the alcohol killed it
IGotUrGoat (6:21:44 PM): so it was live....
TexyGeek101ie (6:22:12 PM): probably...my pals are a bunch of sickoes
TexyGeek101ie (6:22:13 PM): lol
IGotUrGoat (6:22:33 PM): and you missed out on all the fun....
TexyGeek101ie (6:22:51 PM): LOL....if i was there that damn goat would be dead
IGotUrGoat (6:23:06 PM): hell, you'd be the one to ram the spit up it's ass if you were there! LOL
IGotUrGoat (6:23:19 PM): have you ever had goat?
TexyGeek101ie (6:23:34 PM): sexually? or on a dinner plate?
IGotUrGoat (6:23:51 PM): LOL!!!! either...you've got my goat!
TexyGeek101ie (6:23:55 PM): hehe
TexyGeek101ie (6:24:13 PM): I don't do animals. But I think I had goat cheese once.

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