and the summer passed
and all i did
was sit on my ass
well now ive got some free time the beginning of school has died down, and i am on the brink of insanity once more,so i will make some new pictoral guides, amongst these ideas that i have are, how to get dressed, how to be succesful in school (if i am aloud to bring a camera), how to throw brownies and not get caught, and how to assasinate someone. so good stuff is on the way.
my site is growing big, and i am a celebrity in my own mind, so i must tell all you fans that i am so thankful for your support, when a friend of a friends sibling comments to me about my site, i feel big and powerful. and as a powerful man i feel i must lead, i am now taking applicatoins for a gang. to get more information or to apply please contact me at [email protected]
and for the mold, i have conquered my dark and mysteriouis enemy. with a rag in one hand and... well the other hand was empty, i tormented my enemy untill he now longer could grasp onto the strands of carpet. i am now accepting praise for my deed, as well as material goods.
that sums it up