MY STORY
I have a story to tell, i am not sure how it happened. but i will tell it anyways. it may be hard to tell, but it needs telling. so here goes.
i stepped out the bar near the park at about two in the afternoon, it was a saturday as i recall, and the sun was in full brightness. between the alchohol i had just consumed and the rays of the sun, my head hurt bad. i needed a place to sit and rest my eyes, before i headed home, so i headed to the side of the small brick establishment, in the shady cool alley, and sat down and the back door step, and coverd my face.
when i opened my eyes again, the first thing i noticed was a seven legged cat hissing at the dumpster that had apparently grown eyes and a ridged set of teeth. startled, i quietly stood up and backed out of the alley way hoping that neither the cat nor the garbage can had seen me. after i appeared out of the shadiness of the alley way. i noticed that the sky had turned to a purpelish pink color and was fading into different colors steadily. i next noticed that it had snowed while i drifted off, as there was a thin layer of rocky road ice cream on the ground. i wasnt quite sure what was going on, but not the least bit concerned, it was nice to have a change, and i for one liked it.
my head felt better now, and i was anxious to learn about what had happened. so i stepped toward an ice cream vendor in the park to ask him what had happened. as i drew nearer i looked at his wears and his wears and noticed he was serving little fuzzy "furby" type creatures who seemed to be very axcited about the whole deal because they were laughing and cheering and trying to get picked by the vendor. the children seemed to love to bite into the creatures who looked to be fuzzy all of the way through.
i asked the man who i now noticed was wearing a uniform made out of paper what had happened, he looked at me funny and said "twenty five cents a piece."
"no, but what happened" i demanded
"twenty five cents a piece."
i realized i wasnt going to get a straight answer from him so i figured i might as purchase one of these hairy snacks. i recieved a pink one, who yas laughing in a high pitched voice. i proceded toward the park playground. i noticed that all toys were klenex and the beches were floating tvs. i figured "well whatever." and picked a comfy looking television set to sit on. after i had gotten situated i heard something say "how's your day" i was startled, and looked around to see who it was. i noticed the buttons on the tv were moving, and then realized that the tv was talking to me. i said i was fine and and asked him how he was. he said he was glad and that he had won fifty dollars from one of his friends on the baseball game last night. we struck up a small conversation and carried on for a few moments before i noticed my fuzz ball was moving i noticed it was looking up at the sky, so i looked up to, i noticed that hundreds of rainbows were forming. it didnt say anything, but i noticed that all the playground equipment and all the flora and fana were heading towards the the green river which was flowing through the park. the telvision set and me decided to follow, so i put my fuzz ball creature into my pocket and and followed a swing set toward the river. the i got to the top of a hill where every one was going and realized that they were all headed under water. i was reluctant about going in but it didnt matter because just as i was about to test my under water breathing possibilties, i fell, into a hole full of ice cubes that covered me up to my knees. no one payed much attention to me as i struggled to get free.
i was working on getting my left leg loose when something hit me on the head. it looked around and noticed a candy cane laying next to me. a moment later the grounds was being covered in them. i struggled harder to get out and i was getting pelted by the canes of candy.
just when i had struggled myself free i noticed that the candy had stopped falling from above, and all the trees and toys were emerging from the water. i didnt much care what was going on, so i reassumed my position with my television set friend.
we didnt say much afterword. i set my fuzzy critter on the ground to run and play, not long had he been playing when i saw i small net come down and hit the ground near my feet that trapped my critter, i followed the poll of the net with my eyes into a tall bit of grass. "gotcha" i heard a wee voice exclaim. i looked and saw a small man no more than a foot and a half tall. jump out of the bushes toward my critter. as he drew close enough. i grabbed him and put him on my lap to question him as to what the hell he thought he was doing.
I am getting my dinner for my family, he exclaimed, we havent eaten for a week and my daughters clothers are in rags. i have been living in my car for a week tryin to get a job here." i told him i might be able to help but i want to see his family first. i told his, "if you take me in your car i will help."
He responded to telling me that his car had broken down. i said, "then we can walk" he said it was too far. and to just gove him the money now and he would be grateful once he gets his car fixed. i told him to show me his drivers license, if he owned a car he should have one. he said, he didnt have it on him. i told him he is probably bullshitting me and to go about his business.
He insisted that he was telling the truth, i told him to show me his family. he said he would for some well fare but it was a long trip. i told him i would be glad, so we set out. after and hour or so of walking, th terrain changed and we were now treading through a thick land of vertical glowing pvc pipe, protruding from a moist light pink soil. they were btween to steadily rolling hills.
i had been following this small man, dressesd in a green velvet suit with black buttons and a gold belt buckle.
INTERMISSION-go pee, whatever, more in a while