average joe
when the family's gone
he sits around naked
when the family's gone
he sits around free
the clothes hit the floor before the car leaves the drive
and he proceeds to jump on the furniture
when the family's gone
he sits too close to the tv
when the family's gone
he drinks beer without a coaster
his fridge is emptied on the counter before the car leaves the drive
and he proceeds to make a the biggest sandwich
the world has ever seen
when the familiy's gone
his clothes come off
when the familie's
the furnitue gets stained
hes already peed in the sink before the car leaves the drive
he doesnt hesitate to drop his drawers and he's truly yours
when the famiy's gone
he slides around in socks on the tile
when the family's gone
he is free for just a while
the disco is blaring before the car leaves the drive
he's in trouble if he forgot to clothes the blinds
when the family's gone
the dog eats out of the fridge
when the family's gone
he lives off of life
hes already dancin before the car leaves the drive
his pants are off and hes ready to thrive
when the family's gone
the sinks become a urinal
when the familiys gone
the couch is a trampoline
when the family's gone
he is pro world wrestler
when the family's gone
hes can ice skate like a champ
when the family's gone
hes a cop
when the family's gone
hes a famous rocks star
when the family's gone
he needs no reality no more
when the family's gone
he never lifts the lid cause theres no lid to lift
he sheets become a cape
and i admire his thrift
his lamp is his opponent
and his clothes are long gone
he overthrew the evil
he is singin a song
he must avenge his dead friend
he is so strong
he's already a super heroe before the car leaves the drive
hes slidin on the tile from 4:30 to 5:00
nobody, no one can stop him
hes invinvible
he just won gymnastics
and the super bowl
cause his familiy's gone