The allogations began after greg was sited outside a south houston area convenience store throwing pennies at breaking lawn crew and saying "take my damn money, i have to pay for your abandoned children and uncle's jail food." Soon afterward greg was found lying naked covered in his own urine and saliva in the back of long time resident martha steward's ford pick up. I've seen people passed out in there own urine before," she explains, "but never that passed out and never in that much urine."
Since the incident Greg has recieved many invitations from white supremacists nation wide, asking him to take part as a guest of honor from dinner banquets to cross burnings. the first following week greg maintained a low profile, living in disguise as Ronald McDonald (the McDonald's franchise icon), as rioters burned his property, everything from his white house to his white car.
"Yes, i'm addicted to crack among other things, they make my world so much better, and you know what, all those drugs that help me out are white." this statement alone has remained one of the most talked about subjects since martha stewarts insider trading scandal. Greg continues "My Aryan brothers, rise up and fight for the bible, fight for what is ours!"
As he was finishing up his statements, in a stoned fury he broke his podium greatly injuring his wrist. before tripping over his shoe laces (white) and falling off of the platform where he was beaten unconscious by an angry mob of citizens.
