Resident of Houston texas, bob McJard, discovered these magnificent creatures, after hearing noises in his apartment bathroom during the night time for about a month. That's when he got an idea to capture the action in his bathroom. He hid a camera in the doorway of his bathroom. he took the remote for the camera and hid in his bed but stayed awake.
When he heard the noises again that night he waited for a few moments then flashed away. the picture to the right is what he captured.
"One of those silly bastards was drinking from my shampoo bottle" McJard describes. you can see in the picture that the gnomes appear to be having a "jolly ol' time." one appears to be fishing in the toilet.
McJard had not seen the photos yet and was scared to death of the tiny men, when they approached him in his bed. "I pulled the covers over my head and tried not to breathe." he told us, but his attempts failed, the gnomes have a very acute sense of hearing and can sense the slightest vibration. McJard soon found himself being poked and beaten by the men.
the gnomes started a conversation with Mcjard, asking him questions, about how he knew about their existence. They also told McJard that they would have to kill him. Mcjard begged he be spared and promised not to tell anyone. "after i begged them not to kill me, the said they would have to take me to their homeland to determine my fate."
McJard soon realized the gnomes insignificant size and realized they were of no threat. He quickly captired the 5 men by swooping them up in his bedsheets.
he then called authorities. the gnomes were sent to a lab to be studied, (poked and degraded in every orifice, with cold steril objects.) The gnomes were then sent to be interregated by the CIA to tell them where the gnomes homeland is, and where Bin Laden is hiding.
"They are quite fascinating beings, nit-picky on every thing you do" says scientist, bill peters Next the gnomes were shipped to a lab in Maddison,Wisconsin where they will dorm for the next few weeks, we are told they have a cozy cage next to the rats with abnormally large libidos.
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