| Pick up Lines for Desperate people |
| In the game of dating the most important thing to do is impress the person you are interested in. Some people do it with looks, dance moves or money. The rest of use use corny pick up lines like these. |
| 1) Quick!! Need sex now... explain later 2) Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I? 3) (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. 4) Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink? 5) Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? 6) "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!" 7) Be unique and different, say yes. 8) (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. 9) I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. 10) You -will- go home with me tonight. 11) Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking. 12) Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. 13) Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! 14) Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. 15) If I followed you home, would you keep me? 16) (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate. 17) You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. 18) Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? 19) You're ugly but you intrigue me. 20) Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special. 21) Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much. 22) Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 23) Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! 24) I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. 25) If you were a booger I'd pick you first. 26) Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name 27) There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... 28) (Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama! 29) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in 30) Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather." 31) Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers 32) You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu. 33) OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off. 34) Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'? 35) Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot! |