| Church Bulletin Mess ups |
| Lets face it.. people make mistakes Sometimes rather funny ones |
| 1. The Scouts are saving aluminum > cans, bottles and other items to be > recycled. Proceeds will be > used to cripple children. > > 2. Ladies Bible Study will be held > Thursday morning at 10. All ladies > are invited to lunch in the Fellowship > Hall after the B.S. is done. > > 3. The pastor would appreciate it > if the ladies of the congregation > would lend him their electric girdles > for the pancake breakfast next Sunday > morning. > > 4. Low Self Esteem Support Group > will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please > use the back door. > > 5. The pastor will preach his farewell > message, after which the choir > will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." > > 6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist > church Wednesday. > > 7. Remember in prayer the many > who are sick of our church and > community. > > 8. The eighth-graders will be presenting > Shakespeare's Hamlet in the > Church basement Friday at 7 PM. > The Congregation is invited to attend > this tragedy. > > 9. Thursday night Potluck Supper. > Prayer and medication to follow. > > 10. The rosebud on the altar this > morning is to announce the birth of > David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams. > > 11. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an > ice cream social. All ladies > giving milk will please come early. > > 12. A bean supper will be held on > Tuesday evening in the church hall. > Music will follow. > > 13. At the evening service tonight, > the sermon topic will be "What Is > Hell?" Come early and listen to > our choir practice. > > |
| > 14. Weight Watchers will meet at > 7 PM at the First Presbyterian > Church. Please use large double > door at the side entrance. > > 15. Mrs. Johnson will be entering > the hospital this week for testes. > > 16. Please join us as we show our > support for Amy and Alan who are > preparing for the girth of their first child. > > 17. The Lutheran Men's group will > meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed > potatoes, green beans, bread and > dessert will be served for a nominal feel. > > 18. The Associate Minister unveiled > the church's new tithing campaign > slogan last Sunday: "I Upped > My Pledge - Up Yours." > > 19. Our next song is "Angels > We Have Heard Get High." > > 20. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help. > > 21. For those of you who have > children and don't know it, we have a > nursery downstairs. > > 22. This being Easter Sunday, we will > ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward > and lay an egg on the altar. > > 23. The service will close with Little > Drops of Water. One of the > ladies will start quietly and the rest > of the congregation will join in. > > 24. Eight new choir robes are > currently needed, due to the addition of > several new members and to the > deterioration of some older ones. > > 25. The senior choir invites any > member of the congregation who enjoys > sinning to join the choir. |