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Katarina to Patrick:"Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you! Oh baby, oh baby."
Chastity:"What's the difference between like and love?" Bianca:"Well I like my sketchers but I love my proto backpack." Chastity:"But I love my sketchers." Bianca:"That's only because you don't have a proto backpack." Chastity"OH!" (both flip hair and smile)
Chastity:"I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever be just whelmed?" Bianca:"I think you can in Europe."
Joey to Bianca:"Now here's the swimsuit pose." (does pose) "And here's the underwear pose." (does exact same pose) "Did you see the difference?"

Jacqueline to Danielle:"I shall never forget the way Marguerite's feet flew over her head like that."
Marguerite to Danielle (in high squeeky annoying voice):"You're just jealous!"
Prince Henry to Marguerite: "You're looking well, Marguerite." Marguerite:"You're welcome to look, your highness."
King Francis to Prince Henry:"I shall simply deny you the crown, a-and live..forever!"
King Francis to Queen Marie:"He's your son!"
Prince Henry to Leonardo Da Vinci: "Let's say then that God places two people on this earth and they are lucky enough to find each other. But, one of them gets hit by lightning! Well, then what? Or by chance do you meet someone new and are they the one you are supposed to be with or was it the first? And perchance they just happened to be walking side by side and you just happen to meet the first one first...or is the second one supposed to be first? Or is everything just chance.."

Robin to Blinkin' (Blinkin' is blind and is trying to see at night time on top of the watch tower):"Blinkin'? What are you doing up there?" Blinkin':I'm guessing....I GUESS there's no one coming." Robin:(rolling eyes and sighing)"Blinkin', get down from there...(under breath)Twit."
Blinkin' (after falling from the watch tower):"I CAN SEE!" (turns around and runs smack into a tree) "Nope..I was wrong."
Blinkin' to Robin (Blinkin', whom is blind, is feeling a naked woman's statue with no arms beliving it is Robin)"Oh, master Robin, you're back from the war! *gasps* Oh no, you've lost your arms! But you've grown some nice boobs."
Ahchoo to Blinkin':"Hey Blinkin'?" Blinkin':"Did you say Abe Lincoln?!?"
Lil John to Robin after Robin throws him into a 1 inch wide and 1 inch deep river: "HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!" Robin:"Are you serious?" Lil John:"HELP, SAVE ME, ROBIN!" (Robin rolls eyes and humors him)
Robin to himself and four of his merry men:"No, no..one man can get in easier than half a dozen." (the others looked at him confused)
Ahchoo after Robin tries to jump on his horse and fails horribly, falling to the ground "Man, white men can't jump!"
Robin to a man being beaten up by the king's knights that he believes is his friend's son, Ahchoo: "Ahchoo?" (all the knights stop beating up 'Achoo' to turn around and respond) Knights:"Bless you!"
Sherrif of Rotingham to Robin and Marian after Robin brings a wild boar to the king's feast: "King's illegal boar know you to wild is forest the kill that in did it a?!?" Robin and Marian: "What?" Sherrif: "I mean, did you know that it is illegal to kill a wild boar in the king's forest?!"
Latrine praying to God asking for a man: "Oh God, if you could just send me my one true love-" (The Sherrif of Rotingham comes crashing through the ceiling directly onto her bed) Latrine:(eyes wide, looks at the sherrif and back up to God)"Thank you!" (pounces on the sherrif)
King John to Latrine:"Latrine..that's such an..interesting..name." Latrine:"Thanks, I changed it in the early 13th century." King John:"You mean you changed it to Latrine?" Latrine:"Yes..it used to be s***house."

Sara to Derek after he walks her home (this is the first time they have really spent time together): "Thank you." Derek: "'Thank you' as in I had I-had-a-nice-time or 'thank you' as in I'll-bust-a-cap-in-yo-ass-if-you- ever-step-on-my-front-porch-again." Sara, shocked: "N-No Derek! I would never bust..a cap...in...your...ass." (realizing how stupid she just sounded, Sara blushes and Derek smiles widely)
Derek to Sara: "Ya'll square dance where you come from?" Sara: "No, I dance in circles thank you. Probably around you!"
Derek to Sara (he is giving Sara private hip-hop lessons): "Alright, now stick your butt out some." Sara: "How does my butt look?" Derek: "It looks nice. I-I mean, it's looking good from back here. I mean.."
(After their first practice,Derek dances a little hip-hop routine around Sara. She then out does him with a simple ballet routine. Derek has had no idea up until this point that she used to dance ballet.) Sara, teasing Derek: "You know, that was really cute that little thing you just did. Can you do it again?"
Sara to Shanelle, Derek's sister, right before they go out to a club (this is Sara's first time): "Hey, that's a cool outfit!" Shanelle, looking almost as she has been offended corrects her: "Slammin'. It's a SLAMMIN' outfit."

Westley to Buttercup when they first enter the fireswamp; it has tall decapitating trees and rotten plants everywhere, and it's rather dark and gloomy: "It's not that bad." (Buttercup looks at Westley with a shocked and disgusted look) "Well I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely." (he raises an eyebrow at a confused Buttercup).
Inigo to Fezzik: "Vizzini, he can fuss." Fezzik to Inigo: "Fuss...Fuss....He seems to always take it out on us." Inigo to Fezzik: "Probably he means no HARM." Fezzik to Inigo: "He's certainly very short on CHARM!" Inigo to Fezzik: "You know, you're really good at this rhyming." Fezzik: "I know!" Inigo: "Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?" Fezzik: "If there are, we'll be dead!" Vizzini: "No more rhymes now...I mean it!" Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?" Vizzini: "UGH!!!!!"
(After being escorted to the honeymoon suite, Buttercup kisses the king on the cheek; she has just been married against her will to Prince Humperdink) King: "What was that for dear?" Buttercup: "It's because you've always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again...since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite." King: "Oh, won't that be nice. *snickers* She kissed me!"
(Buttercup, now inside the honeymoon suite; alone, takes a knife to her heart) Westley, right before Buttercup stabs herself: "There's a shortage of perfect breast in this world, it would be a shame to damage yours."
Buttercup to the mysterious 'man in black'; whom has kidnapped her, as she sees the prince and his horse approaching: "You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day! And you can die too for all I care!" (she pushes him off the cliff) The mysterious man in black: "As....you.....wwwwiisssshhhh!" Buttercup, now realizing that the man in black is Westley: "Oh my sweet Westley! What have I done?!" (she jumps off the cliff after him)
Westley to Buttercup: "Ah ha! Your pig fiancee is too late! A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fireswamp!" Buttercup: "We'll never survive!" Westley: "Nonesense, you're only saying that because no one ever has!"
Buttercup to Westley after he rescues her from the lightning sand: "We'll never succeed, we may as well die here!" Westley: "No, we have already succeeded! I mean, what are the three secrets of the fire swamp? First, the flaming fire. There's a clicking sound before each one-no problem! And you were clever enough to discover the lightning sand, so we can avoid that in the future!" Buttercup: "But Westley, what about the ROUS's?" Westley: "Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exsist." (suddenly, a rodent of unusual size; ROUS, jumps on Westley and knocks him to the ground).