"Your Late... What were you doing out till all hours of the night with that boy?
Look, (points to neck) he stole your necklace"
1st Place~Kyista
Elrond: Psst...Arwen! Quick, while no-one's looking please show me how
to use this hair straightener!
Arwen: Ugh, I've showed you a million times!
Elrond: Ohhh Arwen, just once more...I need my hair done for the Elf
Gathering this afternoon!
2nd Place~ Aorwyn Loriendil
Elrond: You really think this color lipstick goes well with my complexion?
Arwen: Yes, it's fine. But those eyebrows, they need some waxing.
3rd Place~Sango
Aragorn discovers precisely why the Paths of the Dead are called 'The Paths of the Dead.'
1st Place~Reasonably Crazy
Uh, Legolas, Gimli....I think I'm stuck.
2nd Place~Aorwyn Loriendil
Uh Oh...I Forgot Where I'm Going!!!!!
3rd Place~Gilraen Isilra
Ghost: Hello, welcome to the paths of the dead! keep your hands to yourself at all times and no smoking! *Looks at Gimli* Oh sorry! You have to be this tall to enter! The kid can't come
Gimli: What the- I paid mithril for this?
1st place~Your Mom
Gimli: Hey mate, if you see Balin tell him me Dad was asking after him.
2nd place~Isithrad�
"Uh Legolas, when you said 'Paths of the dead, did you mean uhh... ghost kinda dead?"
3rd place~SaphireCat
I come all the way through Rivers, Marshes, annoying cousins, stupid Nazgul, and being stabbed to find out that 'Starbucks is temporarily closed for maintenece'!!!!!!!!!!!!
1st place~SaphireCat
Sam, I left the ring in Lothlorien.
2nd place~Silmarien
What do you mean Mt. Doom is closed to visitors?
3rd place~Greykitty
Legolas: What is that?
Gimli: I dunno Elf boy, why don't you go and see.
Boromir: It's the balrog taking a bath! Run!!!!!!
1st place~ladyeowynofrohan
Legolas: You have got to be kidding me? That's what a burnt orc looks like?!
Boromir: I think I'm going to be sick.
Gimli: I'm not going to look, I'm not going to look....
2nd place~Arabella Morningstar
Boromir: The ONE time you had to miss, it had to be right there huh Legolas???
3rd place~Miyth Kang
(bathroom commercial)- gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!!
Gandaaaaalf!!! wheres the potty chamber!!!!!!?
1st place~Jewel
Shoulda used Preperation H!
2nd place~Greykitty
Will someone PLEASE get this knife out of my back!!??
3rd place~Arabella
Legolas: Pippin shouldn't have touched the Palantir!
Aragorn: Yes, Legolas. Good job.
1st place~Reasonably Crazy
Legolas: WOW
Aragorn: That has got to be the biggest and ugliest bug I've ever seen...
2nd place~SaphireCat
Legolas: "Oh now your in trouble Pip."
Aragorn: "Pippin,how many times must I tell you not to use Anduril to cut up the
vegatables."
3rd place~ladyeowynofrohan
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."
1st place~Reasonably Crazy
No I'm not reading Harry Potter it's ummmm.. Lord of the Rings.
2nd place~FRODOFAN
After getting the part, Orlando thought it would be good to find out who Legolas was and why he had to wear pointy ears.
3rd place~Greykitty
Legolas: Well I thought I was still the prettiest... but Sauron's
looking pretty good these days.
Gandalf: It must be the Visine.
1st place~Ashez
Legolas: Is that orc wearing a tu tu?
Aragorn: Yeah, and it's pink!!!
Gandalf: Geez what a day to lose my contacts.
2nd place~Greykitty
Aragorn: (thinking)What the..?"FRODO!!
Gandalf: I can't look.
Legolas: Don't tell me he's gonna....
3rd place~Hobbitfreek
"I have a zit?!?!"
1st place~Greykitty
"ARAGORN, YOU DITCHER! GET BACK HERE! NOW!!!!"
2nd place~Hobbitfreek & Orlyfreek
GIMLI!!! YOU GET BACK HERE NOW WITH MY SHAMPOO!!!!!
3rd place~Saphire-Cat