MOMENTS
Fee for residence for a year : $4,500
Me doing well in school : Hopeless
Campus that has goodies delivered : Priceless
SNACKS TO BRIBE THE OWNER OF THE CAMERA TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY ASS : $20
MY ASS THAT'S RECOGNIZED BY MORE THAN 1000 PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD: ................ PRICELESS.
FILM : $5
SHADES : $15
HIDING YOUR PENIS BEHIND A SMALL CAN OF BEER : .......... PRICELESS