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| This is Adam. He's one crazy mofo. He likes to play with fire. He also likes to vandalize. Sometimes, he punches things till he can't feel his knuckles. If you wanna hear a racist joke, Adam will tell you like 2145 of them. He's one of my best friends. I have a lot of weird friends......... |
| A bucket of fried chicken gave Adam a super power. |
| Adam and Sue |
| NO HANDS!!! |
| Road Trip, Party Time, Excellent, Woo Hoo Hoo Hoo |
| Roll of toilet paper and a case of beer are all you need when you go on a road trip. |