written by Shane McMahon
RHW�s weekly instalment is here with your host Shane McMahon, and Saturday with Shane can finally go underway. Now, when people who come to the packed out RHW arenas buy tickets they know that they are here for one thing, they know that they can see the greatest and most original action here with the biggest and best angles and recently at a press conference I was told that RHW was not �fun� anymore- hell RHW has run for 6 months there must have been a lot of fun to keep that atmosphere alive. But onto current things, the Pay Per View card has been announced for RHW with tense matches announced and my match in particular is one that will by highly anticipated. 6 man table elimination cannot get any more extreme with 3 of The RHW�s finest group The Corporation Batista, Randy Orton and me Shane O�Mac against Big Show, Steve Austin & Brock Lesnar, even though those guys come into this federation with huge reputations we at the Corp are determined on breaking that and breaking some god damn tables while we�re at it. Those boys do have balls for sticking up for themselves but they may get their comeuppance at Summer Slam. Speaking of guys with huge balls, Chris Jericho is looking to unify the Raw and Smackdown titles against Jordan Blayze and when William Regal announced that it would be in a barbed wire cage match then the match got to a stage where we would see both men take it to the full extremes and when it comes to the king of the world our corporate champ always produces a great show and I know that that nobody Blayze will get an ass whooping at the hands of the man who is larger than life. And on Monday night we saw huge blood shed in the lethal cage match which Flair announced would take place that Raw, in which Brock and Blayze picked up a win over Jericho and Batista but hell I only just survived an F-5 from Brock thanks to Batista and hopefully I will avoid it again come Summer Slam.
Ric Flair and Batista had a little dispute this Raw when we heard that Batista had hit the Raw GM and his good friend in a little debate. It seemed that this affected Batista and he looked guilty through out the show but these two will patch it up before Summer Slam if I know my stuff. Another budding rivalry coming along involves Trish and Ric and both got their measures on each other as Trish rolled up Flair to pick up a victory on Smackdown and Ric Flair locked on a huge figure four on Trish hurting her ankle but Trish Stratus is a fighter, a bitch but still a fighter and she has good reason to carry on the way she is and Victoria is her next challenge to the women�s title after defeating Jenni and our new Smackdown General Manager Lita, now Lita isn�t a very outgoing character in terms of management but I think that the foxiest lady in staff at the moment may have something planned for us and only time will tell. In the staff we have got our new CEO Scott Hall, now Razor Ramon is a powerful man but he has a screw loose somewhere and I think the board may have screwed us Corp faithfuls over a little but the Corporation will deliver 100% service to the RHW and we will continue to do so and prove to you sceptics that RHW is more fun than ever!
But the CEO has been booked to face Jeff Jarrett and The Rock for the United Conquerer title at the PPV, now he took action when he came down to the ring and hit the Razor�s Edge on JJ and beat down The Rock, Kurt Angle and Moono as well. The Rock and Jeff Jarrett have been developing quite a rivalry and even when The Rock is not owning this company he still seems to have a beef with Jeff and both of these men are entitled to their fair share of praise in this column, and The Rock Bottom People�s Show is over now, The Rock knows he can�t compete to my entertainment levels so I doubt he should try. In the Columbus title tournament semi finals the hugest bit of irony struck Edge after he was beaten by Booker T, Booker T took Cactus Jack�s place in the competition after he went out with injury and the Book took his second chance with ease and managed to hit the 3 on Edge, he will play Rob Van Dam in the final in a ladder match, RVD took a comprehensive victory on the under-achieving LOD and maybe LOD�s time is up here in the RHW. But enough of that, RVD has two matches and both are for titles, he faces Booker T for the Columbus as I have said and he also plays in a triple threat for the TV Hardcore title which was unified by Matt Hardy this Raw. Matt also pissed of ECW star New Jack who hit RVD with a barbed 2 x 4 this Raw but RVD did get his revenge with a Van Daminator on the staging area, RVD was beaten down on Smackdown however by the hardcore bastard. (Sorry Jack). Also this Raw when we had 2 guest enforcers and 2 guest referees for his match New Jack took out a victory in a whole lot of confusion which led to the question why did Triple H pedigree Chyna? They have to team for the TLC match and once again Hunter�s ego gets the better of him and first it was Jones, then MC Magic now Chyna- the game hasn�t many options now.
In this TLC are the Filthy Animalz�s combination of Rey & Hade these two guys have been a little shadowed but could sneak a win if they manage to remain un-noticed. But speaking of animals, that bitch Stacy Jones has been humiliating my sister a heck of a lot and come Summer Slam Steph may have Stacy eat her words, and barbed wire, in the main event. But at the start of Smackdown the first ever RHW Light Heavyweight Champion, X-Pac returned to the RHW and waged war on the Guerrero family, Chavo managed to escape thanks to Eddie and Eddie may be a key factor when Pac and Chavo meet on Sunday 20th July in Charlotte North Carolina. Well I�ve beaten X-Pac and he�s a tough little bastard so the Guerreros may have some trouble with this one. Well I think that�s all I have time for next week there will be more of my Saturday show and �It just feels right� (which is so not better than mine) Bye!
Shane O�Mac
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